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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
How can you guys post gamer rage and not include the granddaddy of them all? Nothing will ever beat it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x12CKxt8g8U

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Pictured: A Norwegian kid who got his e-scooter confiscated by the copse because it was trimmed to run over 22kmh.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
That guy is full of poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

I've drank old rear end Crystal Pepsi and it's just flat and a bit sour. It doesn't make you throw up on reflex.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Sitting here wondering when crack blew the gently caress up here in Norway. Back in 07 I spent a couple of months in jail and everyone looked down on one dude who was in for getting busted for crack dealing. Even the tweakers and heroinists thought it was a garbage drug.

E: gently caress, wrong thread! Let's just have som schad for not being crackheads then.

Lodin fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Oct 25, 2019

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

gvibes posted:

Chicago spent 120 million on police misconduct cases in a single year.

Maybe if the government (lol America) took some action things would get done in the whole country?

Back in the 80s in Norway cops sucked, especially in Bergen. While they weren't on par with American cops and didn't murder they were known all over.
Anyone who wasn't wanted like a druggie or some homeless person they would round up in their cars. Then they'd drive out in the woods and beat the poo poo out of them. Then they'd have to strip and the cops took the clothes and drove off.

This made a huge story in the papers and several officers got fired from the department.
Sure, there's still problems with cops here, but things got better.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

This one has a way better ending and some schad since the stupid pig thinks the phone is food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrxPuk0JefA

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Aren't we getting awfully close to yardtard territory and this thread closing down?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe do not let a person who's not willing to consider the ramifications of making GBS threads themselves play Mafia 3?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Has anyone else gotten those calls from India where they claim to represent Microsoft and want you to install some shady poo poo?
The last time it happened I immediately told the guy we both know this is a scam so just piss off. I hung up but he called again and started screaming at me in a mix of what I assume was Hindi and English expletives. This had me cracking up, swearing back in Norwegian and then hanging up. He called again a couple of more times over the following days so I seemed to have really touched a nerve with the poor bastard.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Moon Slayer posted:

Why would you ever even answer your phone if you don't recognize the number? If it's a real person trying to get ahold of you for legit business, they'll leave a message.

The other day I answered an unknown number. Turns out it was my bank telling me I had to head down to the nearest office and ID myself with my passport due to some new law. I had no idea and if I hadn't done it by December 1st the account would be temporarily closed.
The bottom line is that I'm looking forward to a lot of schad from all the people getting hosed by the end of the month.

Also, here's a video of a Greek journalist getting attacked by a huge pig and people in the TV studio laughing their asses off.
https://www.videoman.gr/no/156584

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon posted:

The gallery is in Miami.

The artist should have used and specified a better variety of banana that is grown locally.



Aren't those OG bananas you find in the wild? Like the ones you buy in a store are specifically much bigger and tastier because people have been selectively breeding them for a gajillion years.
It's therefore pretty shad that they originals completely disprove the idiotic concept of the banana being specifically made by God for us and that's how we know he's real.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SA Forums Poster posted:

Produce you buy in big chain grocery stores have been breed and selected over the past 100 years to last a long time on the self without spoiling, and to resist buising during transport. See for example red delicious apples.

This is one big reason (of many) why growing your own food (of varieties you can't buy) tastes SOOO much better than what you buy at a grocery store.

Yeah so I was completely wrong about why bananas in the store are the way they are. The bottom line is that they don't in any way prove that god exists. Instead they utterly prove the theory of evolution and that's shad as gently caress.

Now here's some more shad about an utter fool who managed to buy the wrong nanners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SmAlxc7_88

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Stop being AI nerds and get back to being regular nerds.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Here's Kevin Hart being a big baby around insects and Rocky laughing his arse off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOkev1x0nxI

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/AlsBoy/status/1210565301475131393?s=20

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Sounds more like the place he had the coke at just charged way to much. Ain't no way any of our cops do poo poo like that. They do confiscate your weed and just let you go tho.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

sweet geek swag posted:

Fark is exactly the same site it was 15 years ago, except they don't have the Foobies page anymore because Drew Curtis ran for governor of Kentucky and they started banning for racism/ sexism. They still have a wide variety of news articles from across the internet, including stuff that often gets lost in bigger news aggregates. The comments are still terrible.

Is Bigpeeler stil a posting superstar over there? I just know that's where he ended up once he finally took the hint.

E: Oh poo poo, I think this might actually be him.
https://twitter.com/Bigpeeler/status/1209312800990007297?s=20

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I thought he was dead, based on the sacyclopedia entry.

Nah, there's actually a link to that twitter account in the SAclopedia so he's very much still kicking around.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Why the hell are the brakes on the front? It makes sense on ice skates but not the land based ones.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Kebabs are serious business.

https://twitter.com/xbethdeakin/status/1215795845242769408?s=20

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Here's a pretty long twitter thread that pays off with some good schad.
https://twitter.com/comedylopez/status/1215978014728691712?s=20

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I have no idea what the hell is going on here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak5X2aP4HzI

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buddy of mine services various unmanned electrical stuff in middle-Norway. He's currently stuck in the middle of nowhere and waiting for a tractor to come pull up his snowmobile and it'll take a couple of hours. At least it's not very cold there.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

Peter's schtick is to poo poo on his last game to sell his next game. "Yeah (game) was disappointing, but (game+1) is going to be amazing and revolutionary!"

(time passes)

"Ok (game+1) was disappointing and mediocre, but wait until you've seen (game+2)!"

He had some good ideas but in the idiom of the Kickstarter thread, he's not much more than a glorified Ideas Guy.
Millionbux lost his last shred of relevancy after his studio released that box clicker game and he then tried to screw over the guy who won it. These days nobody gives a gently caress about him and his last game was a literal walking sim where you fart along a randomly generated dirt road and gently caress all happens.
I learnt my lesson after Black and White so when Fable came out I had very low expectations. All in all that game was really good but it didn't contain half the revolutionary stuff he promised. As usual.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kennel posted:

Here's everything I know about Stefan Molyneux:





Pretty sure the Politoon thread found out that Peter had commissioned those strips, lol.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

LordSaturn posted:

a while back I watched Kim Justice's series on Peter Molyneux's career, and I took away two main things.

one, he never designed a good game top to bottom before making it. Populous started its life as a system for displaying tile-based terrain. Syndicate was all about the system of AI citizens wandering around. all of the classic Bullfrog games arise from experimenting until something works.

two, the Molyneux Bullshit Cycle didn't really kick off until they promoted him out of programming. as a VP, the only interaction he could have with the game production process was ideas, and we're all much poorer for it

I consider the process of taking a man who so truly loves to work on video games and making him into a loving vice president to be tragic enough for schadenfreude

Here's a fun one from the Syndicate+ manual. Dudes been a bullshitter since day one and I love it.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Here's a story of some dude trying to be all Paranormal Activity and it backfiring.
https://thecoverage.my/horror/man-sets-camera-catch-ghost-catches-son-sex-wife-instead/

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Anyway, the last thing I read about ol' Millionbux was this interview Laura Dale did last February. He's mellowed down and learnt how to keep his yap shut. Also he's back to being part of the development and not just a face for PR so good for him.
https://www.kotaku.co.uk/2019/02/11/peter-molyneux-still-isnt-hyping-his-new-games-except-the-next-one

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Don't dox me playing Euro Truck Simulator 2, kurwa!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
If the møøse isn't outright aggressive you should pinch its nose. That'll make it confused and it'll walk away.
At least that's what my grandma always told me.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIPaFUSBhuo

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

So what's the schad in this? A mother joins with her child and does well in a game? They play together. Did you post this in the wrong thread?

Have you ever seen a fat neckbeard lose at Pokeyman or Magic against a mere child? Now imagine their reaction when they lose against some old mum, lol.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Beachcomber posted:

The sword of Damocles over the internet of things.
If you don't log in, you can't have any coffee! How can you have any coffee if you don't log in?!

https://twitter.com/richardofldn/status/1221739821472931843?s=20

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

anonumos posted:

Yeah...ummm...dress like a Nazi, act like a Nazi, talk like a Nazi, get beat like a Nazi...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPpV2basTgI

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So could Bruce Lee take out an MMA guy about his own size and weight?

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