Schadenfreude: pro-click zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abe1W1gGXy0

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Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Solice Kirsk posted:

That's not a China shop with tile floors and close racks. Thats just a bunch of poo poo in a pen. Mythbusters is loving trash and always was except for that one time they all had to catch farts in a bathtub.

They peaked at vaporizing that cement truck and no matter how many times they tried they couldn't out do it.

Exploding water heater was a close second though.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 03:29

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 14:09

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7aObzNGuI

# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 00:17

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Delthalaz posted:

Is this the �i like turtles� kid?

We regret to inform you that the 'I like turtles' kid is 30 now.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 01:53

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Throw a poop to your landlord...

https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/1214325898712887297?s=21

# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 03:01

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Learn everything about cricket here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWProRgvVLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fvyjgwpAI

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 01:45

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Grem posted:

Smarter than my kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0zjInGbYM

Seems like a clear case of insurance fraud.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 03:45

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Why is he wearing a mitten on one hand?

He's from Michigan!

:haw:

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 16:52

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Cross posting...

https://twitter.com/business/status/1236806515417382913?s=20

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 02:24

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm sure I read an article sometime where someone complained to HR that they had a bad reaction when they stole someone's food out of the lunchroom and it was super spicy

In that story it turned out the HR person was sleeping with the food stealer. They were both eventually fired.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 02:03

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando/news/2020/04/16/florida-appeals-court-uphold-s-stand-your-ground-defense-in-shooting-of-deputy

Court Uphold's Stand-Your-Ground Defense in Deputy Shooting

quote:

PORT ST. JOHN, Fla. -- Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey expressed extreme disappointment Thursday after a court ruling this week dismissed charges against a man who fired at deputies in 2015 and claimed it was legal under Florida�s stand-your-ground law.

Florida�s 5th District Court of Appeal in Daytona Beach on Wednesday issued an opinion and order ending prosecution of 69-year-old John Derossett on charges of attempted premeditated first-degree murder of a law enforcement officer while discharging a firearm.

The confrontation happened at Derossett�s house on Covina Street in Port St. John on August 15, 2015, as deputies with the Brevard County Sheriff�s Office attempted to arrest his niece, Mary Ellis, in connection with alleged prostitution at the house they shared.

�Undercover agents contacted her at the front door and a struggle ensued while attempting the arrest,� the court filing said.

Derossett heard the disturbance from his bedroom and went to the front door with a firearm.

Derossett said he didn�t know the men struggling with her were officers. He fired a shot from the front porch.

�Deputies returned fire, with numerous shots being exchanged,� the court filing said. �Deputy Casey Smith was seriously wounded, but ultimately recovered after a lengthy hospitalization and rehabilitation period.�

Both Derossett and Ellis suffered less serious gunshot wounds.

In court, Derossett sought immunity from prosecution under Florida�s stand-your-ground law.

A lower court ruled that Derossett wasn�t entitled to immunity because he knew about the alleged prostitution. But an appeals court disagreed, saying Derossett�s knowledge alone did not support the criminal activity.

It overturned the lower court ruling. The criminal case was dismissed.

Prosecutors were disappointed in the ruling but said they respected the decision, Todd Brown, a spokesman for the Seminole-Brevard State Attorney�s Office said in a statement.

�Our law enforcement officers risk their lives daily to protect our community,� Brown said. �This ruling adds to that risk by extending protection to those who turn a blind eye to criminal activity, even within their own home.�

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 00:19

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Phuzun posted:

This is typical golden retriever behavior.

Can confirm. My golden wanted to please everyone all the time except when she didn't and became the most stubborn anchor imaginable.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 00:31

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/haack_kkv/status/1260950726676807680

At least it wasn't on TV...

https://twitter.com/lseabrookwftv/status/1261068956288327680?s=21

# ¿ May 15, 2020 23:42

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Brawnfire posted:

Oof yeah my daughter has been asking very loud questions about boobies while my wife is on professional development meetings

At least you don't have this kid:

quote:

I was midway through an online editorial-board video conference with the CEO of AdventHealth when my 17-year-old son sauntered into the kitchen.
He�d risen early that day, just before the crack of noon, and noticed me having a serious conversation with my computer in the next room. It sparked an ingenious idea:
It was time to moon Dad.
So, while I was discussing the efficacy of hydroxychloroquine, my son positioned himself about 8 feet away, just off camera � and dropped trou.
Wanting to see my reaction, my tall, lanky son looked back over his shoulder with a devilish grin. He reminded me of a demented, 6-foot-1 version of the Coppertone Baby.
But I kept my poker face and nodded thoughtfully at the health care execs and my newsroom colleagues until I finally surrendered, clicked the �video off� button and let him know he had won this round of truth-or-derriere.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opi...yepi-story.html

# ¿ May 17, 2020 04:18

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Here's some astronauts falling. I think the music adds to it.

https://i.imgur.com/JENgjeO.mp4

The Soviets used robots.

# ¿ May 19, 2020 19:59

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Seminole County Tax Collector Joel Greenberg � who last month urged residents on social media to disobey the state�s stay-at-home orders put in place to stop the spread of the coronavirus � announced Thursday that he has tested positive for the virus.

�I feel fine. I�ll get through this,� Greenberg said in a video posted on Facebook on Thursday afternoon. �Reminder that anyone can get it. Wash yours hands. Get tested.�
Greenberg said he does not have symptoms and will self-quarantine for the next two weeks.

In mid-April, Greenberg posted on Twitter: �We need to open the [expletive] economy. Burning down the house in order to save it is not working and total bull [expletive]. Enough already. Time to disobey the orders and stand up to our civil liberties being [expletive] on.�
He deleted the tweet.
Greenberg has also retweeted comments from other people who have protested the government shutdowns.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/new...7kjq-story.html

# ¿ May 29, 2020 05:00

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/deadline/status/1270785565638537216?s=21

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 20:08

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Lots of the good stuff on the way today:

https://twitter.com/alabseries/status/1272543664884142083?s=21

https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/1272544694145290241?s=21

Zero One fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jun 15, 2020

# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 17:27

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Reddit having a normal one today.

quote:

John Roberts is worse than any liberal on the court. He needs to step down.
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So, if Trump wins reelection, he should start DEPORTING ALL ILEGGALS to spite those sorry scum, this is just for DACA..........He should say, since you want to BS on DACA I am going to deport all those not under DACA you POS's.
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Does everybody see? We elected this man to represent us and they�ve done everything they can to obstruct, they throw everything at him including the kitchen sink, and yet he still the most popular president.

Watch his rallies they will be massive.
Don�t let the news fool you the liberals scream the loudest and have the biggest platform but they are a minority we will win in November.
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Daddy needs to call us all to DC with our weapons to take back our country and drive out these traitorous fucks
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What the gently caress? So now Executive Orders can't be rescinded by future Presidents?
Fine. I'll be your huckleberry.

Executive Order mandating national reciprocity for concealed-carry permit holders NOW!

Executive Order virtually eliminating the Gun Control Act NOW!

Executive Order defunding Sanctuary Cities NOW!

Issue Executive Order after Executive order until it's all the media and communist left can talk about.

gently caress the do-nothing Congress and jam the gently caress out of the SCOTUS schedule with commie-leftist-initiated EO lawsuit after EO lawsuit until SCOTUS realizes just what the gently caress they have done and reverses their DACA ruling if just to get back to regular business
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All the "conservative" judges are of the cuckservative variety. We need judges who are not merely content with the status quo.
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John Roberts is a domestic terrorist, plain and simple. He uses the violence of illegal aliens against Americans as a political tool. He is the worst of the worst.
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That loving wall better get done by next week at this point.
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Time for a million Americans to march on the SC and demand that they respect the constitution, and if they are unable to do so, they have to resign their lifetime appointment
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The government is against you, all of it. These decisions are just stoking the flames even more. There is literally only the president, Donald j trump, standing in the way of total anarchy. Republicans play against the people that elect them in, and the democrats and their people are against you.
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Un-fuckin-believable. I'm so over everything going on in the US today. The cancerous rot of leftism has worked its way into everything and unless extreme actions are taken, it's going to kill all that America represents
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What�s the point of even loving voting if a bunch of cucks on the scotus get to say �gently caress you!� to what we voted for?!?!
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Time to start disbanding the leftist courts. Without them to appeal things to the Supreme Court, less harm may be done.
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What the actual gently caress? gently caress the SCOTUS. Just like Rome, America will fall someday, and it's looking like it'll be sooner rather than later
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Every loving time there is a pivotal case, republicans have to deal with squishy, unreliable justices that want to be activists rather than follow the law. Liberals never have to deal with defections from the constitution because they don't believe in it.
Roberts needed to go when he upheld Obamacare. Guy doesn't give a gently caress about the constitution. The globalists definitely have something on him.
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When the United States finally divests itself of liberal cancer and we balkanize, I look forward to the new constitution requiring judges to be originalists.
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Serious question: What point was this entire presidency if even his own party votes against him out of spite and the left uses everything in their power to tank the economy in order to punish us for voting wrong? I hate to say it but we are hosed, this is a rigged game. Trump cannot fight this type of poo poo.
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Corruption to the core. Too many pussies in high positions. Our founding fathers were tough as nails just like President Trump. If things don't change soon, WE THE PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO DESTROY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT AND CREATE OUR OWN PEOPLES GOVERNMENT JUST LIKE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WARNED US ABOUT. TYRANNY IS HERE BUT NOW THEY AREN'T HIDING IT
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Even Jesus was betrayed by those close to him. There is no one you can trust out there besides yourself to safeguard your family and Freedom
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I couldn't believe it until now. I have a grim feeling that we are indeed on a collision course for civil war. I do not want civil war. I think civil war will do more harm than good but, I know that conservatives will refuse to die on their knees. This is a very dark day
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Trump has been punked so many times by these cucks.

It's like that scene is Braveheart where William charges into battle and he signals his allies to attack and they just turn around and leave the battlefield.

William escaped that battle and later charged into the turncoat's bedroom and bludgeoned his face with a mace.

Trump never forgets. He wrote a whole chapter on "revenge".

My hope is that he spends the next 4 years torching these fucks.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 18:57

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Lexorin posted:

Male Karens should be called Donalds

Not an empty quote.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 19:52

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Becoming a sex offender to own the libs...

https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/1276581644791689216?s=21

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 19:55

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/haaohaoo/status/1277274585742925826?s=20

Also he refuses to say who he was in contact with so they can be tested. gently caress him.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 18:26

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1277649059248066567?s=21

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 18:24

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/tomtaylormade/status/1277917998578196482?s=21

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 04:23

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/wsteaks/status/1278740414535737344?s=21

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 20:33

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Imagined posted:

Holy poo poo, that's Florida? I was assuming South Africa from the 10 foot spiked walls everywhere, the attempted carjacking/assassination and the driver's evident constant state of readiness for same.

Florida... well known for it's giant, snow-covered mountains.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 00:50

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elNhEQ9VZhQ

Giant basketball in an office seems like a bad idea.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 22:05

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

That car will be repo'd (or written off as a total loss by insurance) within a year so it doesn't really matter what the total cost or months are.

Zero One fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Aug 4, 2020

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 21:28

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

This guy nearly took out my power. It's just 3 houses down from me. My power briefly went out and I heard a crash. Power came back and I went out to find this. Driving too fast and couldn't stop in time for the traffic at the light which is just beyond the left edge of the picture.

Driver was out of the car and OK.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 20:49

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Orlando

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 21:42

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/ap/status/1291399328947408897?s=21

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 17:15

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/freep/status/1293983183718014981?s=21

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 20:51

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQbLslfpKxw

Some good ones. The truck at the end is especially :psyduck:

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 15:59

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

ultrabindu posted:

https://i.imgur.com/c2QVyM0.mp4

He biffa'd hez nuts.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 19:44

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

bob dobbs is dead posted:

at this point i wouldnt be surprised if they sunset search lol

Eventually their homepage will be one link* to what they knew you wanted** before you even knew you wanted it***.

*Plus a million ads
** More ads
*** using ad tracking

# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 22:05

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Dear Prudence posted:

Everyone saying this is all a ploy and he really doesn't have it really doesn't understand Trump at all. He does not consider surviving adversity to be strength. Look at his trashing of McCain. He thinks he won the debate. So why would he not want to debate again. He's much more likely to say he wont do the debates because they're rigged and fake and then schedule more campaign rallies. It's not just the debates he would have to forgo - he also has rallies scheduled that will now have to be cancelled. We're talking about a guy who scheduled campaign rallies 2 years into his current term. Yes I do worry he will have almost no symptoms and brag it�s no big deal. But there have been so many circumstances where he could have saved himself major issues by simply admitting to something and he won�t do it. Add in he cannot stick to a story...he will not be able to pull it off for a few weeks if it is a fraud. His ego wont allow it, his brain can't understand it, and his political campaign wouldn't risk it.

This is not a hoax.

https://twitter.com/panasonicdx4500/status/1312033310714081281?s=21

# ¿ Oct 2, 2020 15:38

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Also a Governor can only pardon state crimes and the president federal crimes. So hypothetically a governor could catch federal charges (see Rod Blagojevich, although he was charged after he was impeached).

# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 23:00

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Imagined posted:

Oh no. Not Rush Limbaugh.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1318572946500321281?s=21

Oh no!

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 22:10

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4rhlBCQ.mp4

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 14:55

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Push El Burrito posted:

The brewery disasters remind me of when I went to get some liquid nitrogen ice cream and one of the machines broke and just started dumping steam everywhere.

And you call them steamed despite the fact that they are obviously chilled.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 19:00

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 14:09

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Caught in Providence is such a treasure.

I've seen it a few times and found it incredibly boring.

Someone with a minor traffic ticket gives their sob story and the judge waives the fine. Repeat.

I'm sure some people love to watch "good" people get a break over and over again but there is just no drama. At least queue up a few jerks and double their punishment!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 19:23

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