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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Mammal Sauce posted:

No, he's pitched before and it appears to be one of the few things that he does at least adequately.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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white men in the entertainment industry failing upwards is my favorite kind of scoodyfrood i guess

Here's a kid not enjoying the cow milking experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGrNSZF3XHs

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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DandyLion posted:

Lol, that video belongs in the blessed thread friendo.

It's a crossover!

Here's a good phone prank on a coworker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGayIpnISG8

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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gvibes posted:

Chicago spent 120 million on police misconduct cases in a single year.

remember when they had (or still have?) that blacksite where they tortured and interrogated suspects and stuck gun barrels in their mouths?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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As long as you weren't the continuity person responsible for keeping coffee cups out of the shot

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMZIDEqR_VI

beware of pool

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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People running after and missing the bus is good scoodyfrood

Someone doing it on Halloween in a dinosaur costume is even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Kj6u6qSc8

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Guess he's too radioactive for the platform

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Klyith posted:

Hey, at least this family didn't blow up granny with a homemade IED!




Also that is not a cheap plane. Um, was not a cheap plane.

Could have started an $8M forest fire

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/27/us/arizona-gender-reveal-party-sawmill-wildfire-trnd/index.html

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZSSMsy3ztE

Grouchy elephant squashes the back of a Toyota

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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trickybiscuits posted:

Proud to be the first to share this: Donald Trump Jr walks out of Triggered book launch after heckling – from supporters

Why does he have a beard? Is that supposed to improve his . . . anything?

He has a beard because he's leaning hard into the middle aged divorced dad aesthetic.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/09/13/official-maserati-driver-killed-trying-to-beat-train-in-florida/

Florida man decides that having an expensive car makes him immune to the laws of physics. He is wrong.

My Maserati goes 185
I lost the train race and now I don't drive

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Inspector Gesicht posted:

The oil of choice for chocolate cake is Olive or Rapeseed, something fancy. Then it's served cold and moist.

Never ever confuse a condiment with an ingredient. You don't use ketchup for pizza sauce, you don't use mayonaisse for anything more complex than potato salad.

Does anyone have that viral video of a cooking video where they don't stop adding poo poo? It starts of delicious and veers into disgust because they bake, roast, and fry the same meat?

Can I interest you in some of Wanda's Macaroni Salad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

She should've tried handing them a Pepsi

:hmmyes:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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By popular demand posted:

Haha!
The candid camera show Trigger Happy TV started their third series with something similar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMlgeu3vVxM

Reminds me of this one, making someone an unwitting riot participant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNneIyKuL0w

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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https://i.imgur.com/lrygjy6.gifv

I'm gonna try to fight with 3 guys who drag around heavy stuff for a living

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Are Net and Yahu both implicated on all three? :sad:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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https://i.imgur.com/7BvvxKX.gifv

rhino does not want to be your friend

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Mister Speaker posted:

Hm, I guess so. i've definitely been distracted by women on the road so it's relatable. At least nobody got hurt.

For some personal bikenfreude, way back in high school, I was being egged on by some friends to do a wheelie on my old Ninja 250. When I insisted that it wouldn't wheelie (maybe you could clutch it up but I wasn't that skilled), it was "well do something cool." I knew I could take my left foot off the peg and hang my leg off the right side of the bike (why I thought this was 'cool' is anyone's guess), so I said "OK, watch this" and took off to perform this totally cool feat on the main road out front of the school. I forgot to put my chest on the tank to maintain the bike's center of gravity, and as soon as my leg swung over the suspension bucked and I was at a 45-degree angle staring at the sidewalk. The bike and I hopped the curb at probably 50km/h, and skidded into the lawn where we came to rest. I threw my fist up in the air, laughing. My pants were torn up at the knees and backside, I got a nice little silver dollar-sized bit of road rash on my knee and my rear end was hanging out. This happened after school, so hundreds of kids saw it. I never did that stupid poo poo again, and to this day the phrase "watch this" sounds like "something really stupid is about to go down."

https://mobile.twitter.com/mikefossey/status/479779134366056448

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Binary Badger posted:

Just in case anyone wants to decide for themselves, here's a transcript of the Prince Andrew interview:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-50449339

From what I understand a lot of the outrage is from him denying that he was in 'that' photo, and that he literally has zero sympathy for any of Epstein's victims nor acknowledges that they exist.

argh this was distressing to read what a garbage person

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Trolling the phone scammers sounds like a fun time until the phone scammer sets your phone number as the spoofed caller ID number for their next thousand calls

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Look, my girlfriend Buffy just really likes peanut butter

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Random Hajile posted:

Some say that cars are still trying to hit him to this very day...

Did that guy start his adventure inside a car? Why in the world did he get out of a steel and glass cage designed to protect human bodies from other steel and glass cages?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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cats can have little a spam (for fun)

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Is washing cats even a thing? Mine seem to be self-cleaning.

You're only supposed to if they get something on them that they cannot safely clean off themselves (like motor oil or too much a salami)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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People who want to be cops but are unqualified to be cops is a very unwholesome intersection

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCDbBwEYlew

How about the fake US Marshal shoplifting an iphone from best buy?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Blue Moonlight posted:

I mean, it’s probably just that the convenience store has a policy to give cops free snacks in the hopes that their frequent presence will deter crime.

It's this, and also a bit of bribery hoping that the cops will respond quicker as a favor in case of emergency or in case some dude is causing a ruckus.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Krankenstyle posted:

no "also", its per definition bribery even if the bribe is just a snack.

excuse me, what does my badge say?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Have him write a book and go on Fox as a pundit

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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forbidden snack

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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cnut posted:

I brake with my feet.

Yabba dabba don't do that

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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I love seeing them get well enough to be released back into the wild

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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purple death ray posted:

I've been reading this post for a while and I don't know where the motorcycle pun is, but I'm sure it's there

loud puns save lives

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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We used to buy dog food at this feed and seed store when I was a kid. The owners had this giant green macaw in a big cage right by the door.
It would always scream and squawk at kids and it terrified us all. Being "no longer afraid of the green bird" was a childhood rite of passage.

I had a friend who worked overnight shifts at a gas station. They had runners all the time. He'd just let em pass and call the cops, but one of his co-workers loved to chase them. That job super sucked and we suspect that dude just wanted a reason to tackle and punch someone.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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The Lone Badger posted:

How do you tackle a car?

I wasn't clear, it was beer runners on foot. When people got greedy and tried for a 24 pack they'd rarely get away with it.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Skiing is a lot like golf or cycling in that it can be done on the cheap but it is very easy to spend a lot of money on it.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Whenever I see a nunchuck video I always try to guess FACE or BALLS because those are the only 2 ways they end

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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That video makes me extra mad because I know exactly where that road is and there are about 30 hiking and cycling trails that connect to it and the road often has pedestrians or cyclists on it.

That moron could have easily smooshed them

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

God I wish I understood cricket

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