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Lux Animus posted:Mer fuckin' with fire. The Scrolls sages do make a margin note of this, that even with their greatly protracted existence - the Bosmer have never really been able to acquire the acumen for the Destruction school of magic beyond the rudimentary levels of a carrion scamp. The savage tree huggers however, still retain their animalistic enchantments with open flames and have been known burn down large chunks of Valenwood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKw-2CgeOI
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GolfHole posted:they still shatter into twelve billion pieces 12 billion pieces of delicious jello cubes
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Sep 18, 2019 21:07
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dee eight posted:Holy poo poo I just had a million dollar idea! A large truck Uninut
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Oct 26, 2019 03:59
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Captain Hygiene posted:Reminder to spay or neuter your trucks, there are already too many of them on the roads They should really do something about those straightpiped jacked ones - they're really aggressive-looking. One time this really big one growled at my mazda from under its chrome muzzle, sent her oil pressure way up!
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Oct 26, 2019 04:19
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Another stellar performance from Vasiliev, one of the greats in the horizontal bar discipline of synchronized shoulder snapping.
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Nov 13, 2019 01:29
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Aerdan posted:https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1197979317885636609 
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Nov 23, 2019 03:47
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Happened to me but with a "big screen TV" and a white pickup truck, must be a different department...
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Nov 27, 2019 07:21
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`Nemesis posted:Truly the wind beneath our wings The balls under this schad swine
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Dec 2, 2019 22:06
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don't think this training video is accurate
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Jan 29, 2020 23:51
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Admiral Joeslop posted:https://i.imgur.com/AWMYHin.mp4 What the gently caress was she saying, it's barely audible.
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Feb 8, 2020 05:54
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I like how the nurse gives it a good bounce at the end
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Feb 9, 2020 02:18
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In the sedate weightlessness of the derelict space station's observation room Jack tuck his legs in and spun faster and faster, rendering the peeling walls and the floor below him a streaking gray rainbow. The golden crescents stacking so precisely atop one another they'd need the most powerful of extimators to separate each individual of Jack's exertions. Basked by the godly rays of the orbiting hydrogen ball, Jack's own golden sphere was beginning to take the hue of a perfectly golden cocoon, his droplets suspended perfectly in the stillness of the dynamo. He knew that the only way to pierce the cursed veil of quarks was for his frail body to achieve a minimum centrifugal force of over 9000 rotations per minute while the planet's gravity well was at its strongest. To save her on the other side, he had 10 minutes and he knew he had to squeeze like he never squeezed before. His wrist strap was flashing red and showing 7503, time to pull out the extra-large can of Monster energy drink he'd saved in his breast pocket for this exact occasion...
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Feb 25, 2020 04:53
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Xarbala posted:He survived, his shoes are glued on In most cases if the shoes stayed on - you'd be correct about the person ultimately surviving. However in cases where the person was also simultaneously wearing a pair of goggles in addition to shoes, the goggles assume precedent in conveying their wearer's demise upon forcefully detaching.
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Feb 29, 2020 06:49
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That's weird  maybe because I browse in incognito mode as it makes all my dreams come true?
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Apr 30, 2020 22:57
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Rock of ages Rock of ages Still rollin Rock 'n rollin
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May 13, 2020 06:25
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bobcat bucket boops bonehead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4HE-IA0ig
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May 28, 2020 02:58
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Shaocaholica posted:Ded? No shoes, hard to tell
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May 28, 2020 03:46
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gschmidl posted:Unfortunately you have to click on this one to understand, but it's worth it. Whats it say?
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Jun 5, 2020 17:02
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The red shirt guy conditioned by days of this poo poo, takes no chances.
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Jun 8, 2020 23:35
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Ror posted:Gaston should be the lead singer of Smash Mouth, every day he eats like 60 eggs Pretty sure Gaston did do some collaboration work on their album Becky and the Beats.
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Jul 21, 2021 20:43
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I spend years in indentured slavery and all I got to discover was the  Like if these sky photos were taken during the day, wouldn't the difference between a dim undiscovered galaxy and a large familiar hydrogen ball on a schedule be evident with a quick glance at the clock?
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Aug 15, 2021 17:27
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Waiting for Chaturbate to get rebranded exclusively as a Christian gaming site, because some investors want to forcefully get rid of some other investors they don't like
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Aug 19, 2021 22:30
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fuctifino posted:Anyone could sign up and sell any digital file that they claimed to own. Any copyright issues were sorted because the company had an unpaid student intern to check that uploaded files were original. The entire platform was written in 6 weeks for a Windows system by a dot com sweat mill (MarchFirst) just weeks before they went bust, and so the company I worked for was presented buggy unfinished code without documentation by a company that no longer existed, that had to be converted to Unix AIX and DB2, and had to be launched within ~4 weeks. My ghost is going to hold you wholly responsible for when they wheel its lifeless body into the morgue with the coroner's verdict on the toe tag stating: "Overdosed on Schaden"
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Aug 21, 2021 19:00
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Are these, psycho vampires, planning to electrocute Alex Jones?
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Oct 2, 2021 00:59
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One can have some modern surrealism in your schadenfreude, as a treat.
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Oct 3, 2021 19:12
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The Modern Leper posted:Crosspost from the blessed pics thread, but feels like a better fit here: "And if you enjoy the particular fire and brimstone decorum of our tattoo parlor - you can stay here, forever."
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Oct 17, 2021 21:14
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OPAONI posted:get a new joke They would, but there's a high chance they'll slide right past your brain
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Oct 19, 2021 18:39
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Lost a shoe, you could see as his soul is starting to leave the body.
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Oct 25, 2021 05:57
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Tree Bucket posted:Is there such a thing as grass burn? I'm afraid to google it Nah falling on grass is usually too slippery to cause any extensive skin damage, now getting sliding injuries while playing rugby or soccer on artificial turf is a whole another level of nsfw.
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Nov 4, 2021 03:24
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He didn't have any shoes to start off with, so his demise is inconclusive. Also that entire video is the definitive commercial for "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".
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Nov 6, 2021 05:58
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Martman posted:You have to count the waves to figure out how old the ocean is So you've picked a clear day to wake up before dawn and go down to the beach to start counting each breaking wave in order to approximate the geological age of that particular body of water. And by 2000th wave it's midday and you're really into it, feeling like you can count every wave in every ocean on Earth until their eventual heat death by evaporation. You've even got some curious onlookers with their cellphones out wondering what it is you're doing out loud. But by late afternoon you've been standing/sitting on shore for a while and the sea salt from the incoming breeze coupled with the blinding sun is making your skin itch and you really got to piss. Do you take your eyes off the ocean and stop short in your count, or is this enough?
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Nov 6, 2021 09:16
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LAMINA STHGIR! Hell yeah preach it brother!
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Nov 7, 2021 01:30
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Nov 7, 2021 20:16
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This is disgusting, its arms aren't even attached!
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Nov 9, 2021 20:40
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mobby_6kl posted:https://i.imgur.com/9On8hG8.mp4 Now do a kickflip.
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Nov 13, 2021 09:03
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teh Generalissimo just seems like a lot of bark with absolutely zero bite on these here abandoned metro forums.
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Nov 21, 2021 06:18
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Levelling up white paper (????????) Just wait till you hear of the adopted method of leveling up whitepapers.
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Nov 23, 2021 23:11
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Everyone's posting about it, but no one's linking it: Kids say the darnest things!
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Empty Sandwich posted:"redneck" originally referred to a white person who did manual labor outside. their necks are red bc they're in the sun all day looking down at what they're doing: picking crops, digging ditches. I'm no sports judge but is this the fabled triple reverse  because drat, it's beautiful.
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