Captain Hygiene posted:

The schad is on me for trying to load a 66 MB gif in the app

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1200752293311852544

quote:

code:

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GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
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Don't forget to remove the url tags that SA adds.

Transmogrifier posted:

My (36F) husband (40M) called me a "psycho bitch" for demanding the Cinderella castle suite from a Disney customer service rep

How do they think it feels for me as a parent to tell my children they can't visit THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH because they might get sick and DIE?

Burt Sexual posted:

This has un ironically happened to me in a lake.

Inceltown posted:

So just basic 80's hair?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Not sure who the schad is on but this seems like a better place than funny pictures

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Goddammit lol

gschmidl posted:

Normy posted:

Sounds like a prank to me. Something for tiktok clout.

chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSKpsKMTxA8

toplitzin posted:

code:

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Stare-Out posted:

Weren't they all "WE WERE TOTALLY HACKED!" almost immediately after it went down, too?

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/breakonthru234/status/1344716435885494272?s=21

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ooof. Hope they don't wind up in the same cell block. That could make for some awkward yard times.

SubponticatePoster posted:

That's why I don't buy litter in cardboard, give me those plastic buckets with the snap-down lid that takes an act of god to pry open.

Schad would be when the moderately lovely handle breaks and you drop 35 lbs of litter on your foot.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I have that same problem. I used to love haunted houses as a kid, but now I know I'll wind up on the news trying to explain why I socked some poor teenager in the face for doing their job if I ever step foot in one again.

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1372991387927523329

Fishstick posted:

https://i.imgur.com/a6Kj7cO.mp4

Sekenr posted:

Speaking of fires, I think this one is my favourite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUOD8SaNblE Minecraft streamer streams setting his rooom on fire

I love how slowly and inevitably it escalates, and just HOW MUCH flammable poo poo he has in his room

Push El Burrito posted:

Here's to 1000 more pages of rope swings.

quote:

In my daily review of spending, I noticed my monthly Netflix bill had increased by 7%. Upon further digging, it turns out that even though I'm an Alberta resident they had charged me BC PST. Should be easily resolved, but upon contacting Netflix, after asking for my location the agent then wrote: "I just want to verify if Alberta is part of British Columbia?" Oh boy. After politely informing her that no, Alberta is not part of BC, I waited another 10 minutes for her to confirm: "We have verified that your location is not part of British Columbia." Thanks, Netflix.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qrydfeawqy1r0uzl6.mp4

Rytheric posted:

I was craving the ketchup, mustard, pickle, and onions which I thought was just me craving more vegetables

quote:

Soon, some of the powder blew off the roofs and settled on the grounds of the Abbotsford, B.C. development, on residents’ shrubbery and on flowers. That powder was laundry detergent, being used as an ersatz herbicide to prevent the growth of moss. When it rained, as it does around Abbotsford, which gets precipitation an average 174 days a year, more frequently than any other city in Canada, the soap did what soap is meant to do.

boop the snoot posted:

I had to sit in a bath every day for a week when I had a really bad an abscessed hemorrhoid. Except I have a stand up shower so I used a friend’s bath tub.

It’s good to have friends sometimes.

Thanks for reading my bath story.

ghosthorse posted:

It's probably in how the clip is cut off too because they like to do the "he was murdered and set on fire we'll have the shocking story of local man John Smith tonight" kind of lead on network news. Also yeah just really should have taken a breath first.

Jonny Nox posted:

Local Schaden

How it started:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/kevin-j-johnston-dox-calgary-mayor-voter-list-1.6020029


How it’s going:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/kevin-j-johnston-bail-denied-calgary-court-1.6065074

LanceHunter posted:

The wide shift in tones and outcomes in those clips was jarring. Like, you've got a crash where the pilot clearly died, and then a few seconds later you've got a guy who slipped down 1 stair with his bbq grill and it tipped over.

spookykid posted:

The OG platinum SA onsite hosting would turn into goatse or meatspin or lemonparty or something if you tried to hotlink it elsewhere.