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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I think he's saying that thanks to the internet he shits himself on his birthday every year. These surprise parties get more intense every time.
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE SKIN OF MY PEOPLE
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Nov 20, 2019 18:41
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It's me, the guy who believes items are worth as much as human life.
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Nov 21, 2019 17:50
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If someone is breaking your stuff just call the cops on them to ensure they die for it.
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Nov 21, 2019 18:37
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Burt Sexual posted:Who has a tire iron handy while riding a motorcycle? He took it from another motorcycle guy trying to knock him off his bike.
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Nov 21, 2019 21:02
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Zaphod42 posted:Definitely doesn't know what he's doing, he's not counter-steering at all... why would you keep on the gas He saw a motorcyclist down the hill.
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Nov 22, 2019 08:09
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Solice Kirsk posted:Episode One: Bull in a China Shop Mythbusters already did it. The results were disappointing. Edit: beaten and with a YouTube video. My weak lazy post is the schaden.
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Nov 24, 2019 01:41
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Heated Soccer Moment
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Nov 25, 2019 22:21
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One time I got so distracted by the ladies I walked off a cliff and hovered in the air for 5 seconds before I looked down and realized where I was. I barely had time to hold up a sign saying "YIPES" before I plummeted, making a dust cloud hundreds of feet below and totally ruining my chances of scoring.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:02
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Takes No Damage posted:Technically the burglar broke the table, and is indeed banned from society for a bit. Let's hope he learns his lesson before he reregs. Every successful robbery requires you to lurk more.
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Nov 26, 2019 07:30
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I once talked to a person who caught her father as he was driving to Walgreens to buy a bunch of gift cards so someone on the phone would fix his computer. Apparently it was his second trip.
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Nov 26, 2019 20:18
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Platystemon posted:And formatted to misrepresent their capacity. I have a thumb drive I got off Wish for a few bucks that says 2tb when you plug it in but it only actually holds about 256mb. If you copy data to it, once it hits the end of the file system, it just starts overwriting at the beginning.
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Nov 27, 2019 07:31
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There's nothing better for the outside of a man than the inside of a horse.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:26
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My favorite part is how he stands so he's spraying the extinguisher against the wind.
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Dec 3, 2019 16:29
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BOOTY-ADE posted:So the cobra? The Cobra is when you watch your sports team lose. 
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Dec 5, 2019 00:07
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Leon Einstein posted:Kid Rock grew up extremely privileged in Michigan yet tries to act like a poor southern boy. He's the celebrity version of every Redneck that lives in the suburbs with a $60,000 truck who goes fishing in their $50,000 bass boat 3 times a year.
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Dec 5, 2019 22:15
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I impersonate a cop all the time in the bedroom and some day I'm gonna get someone to join me.
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Dec 6, 2019 20:38
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Smackdillion posted:so is SA the official safe-space on the internet now? jfc Ok boomer
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Dec 10, 2019 22:31
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Clitch posted:gently caress that guy. I bet neither of those assholes cleaned that up. It's Top Golf. People are just happy it's not vomit again.
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Dec 11, 2019 23:27
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KoRMaK posted:love taking the opportunity to double down and dunk on close ones who just barely got out of a near life ending mistake of their own stupidy by shouting at them infront of the cops She's absolutely terrified that she could have lost her sister right there and pissed off because she could have lost her in such a stupid way. Sometimes you gotta kick the rear end of someone you love because otherwise they're gonna do something dumb.
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Dec 12, 2019 06:27
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Per posted:Err... you're not supposed to use the same foot for the clutch and the brake. I use the same foot for everything. My mother was taught to drive with both feet on an automatic. Who knows why. My grandfather thought it was dumb and asked "what happens if you panic and slam on both pedals?" She replied "what if I panic and just slam on the gas?" which seems to be a good enough answer I guess. Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Dec 13, 2019 |
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Dec 13, 2019 21:31
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The Bloop posted:In a stick shift? Yes. I also use it to steer and change the radio.
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Dec 13, 2019 23:19
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Leon Sumbitches posted:Nah, shad is on he and the Republicans because he would have had way more narrative value as "Democratic Rep Against Impeachment" than whatever he has now that he's just another Republican voting on party lines. This is also before redistricting in his state. Which is controlled by the Dems. So yeah probably not a great idea.
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Dec 14, 2019 23:49
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Triple Sec is the brand name. It's actually called orange slurpee.
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Dec 15, 2019 07:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:I'm the guy I'm the house plant.
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Dec 15, 2019 19:57
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If anything gin is seeing a resurgence because of Millennials and gin bars. Meanwhile, the guy that slapped a reporter's rear end got arrested. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/12/man-slapped-reporter-butt-live-tv-arrested-sexual-battery.html
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Dec 15, 2019 21:43
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Bip Roberts posted:the only shaden is we don't all have JaNee for our bartender I love the story behind this. They hired her, an actual bartender, to do a bunch of videos and supplied her with only bottom shelf booze, no recipes just drink names, and no bartending tools. Apparently the giant spoon she uses they found in the employee break room. They also reused the ice in a bunch of drinks because they only had one bucket.
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Dec 16, 2019 06:06
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Solice Kirsk posted:That joke was never clever or particularly funny. Hive mind mentality is the only reason it got any traction past the initial "heh" it deserved. It was very funny actually I laugh at it when I think about it still.
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Dec 19, 2019 05:57
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Should have known this would happen when you joined a band called The Snitches.
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Dec 19, 2019 18:54
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I didn't know people slammed each other into tables in fencing. I gotta watch the Olympics more I guess.
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Dec 21, 2019 05:36
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If I finally get the chance to kick a door down I'm not gonna be worrying about stuff like structural damage. I'm gonna be thinking of a cool catch phrase.
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Dec 23, 2019 21:13
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Jestery posted:The local golf course here is being turned into a park but they are keeping the driving range and the put out I've only ever played the public course around me with some clubs I bought at a Habitat Restore and let me tell you, 20 bucks is worth the price of careening around a park half buzzed in a golf cart and trying to bash a ball as hard as you can.
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Dec 24, 2019 08:05
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Hiking is the only time in my life I've ever used a flask and my low alcohol tolerance made "walking up a hill for a while" into a drat event.
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Dec 24, 2019 22:55
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God drat that cat cannot take a joke.
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Dec 25, 2019 18:26
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Andrast posted:Raise the age to get a driver's license to 35 and cap the driving age at 36 Make the presidency depend on who wins the Death Race.
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Dec 27, 2019 20:33
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The girlfriend is Batman.
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Dec 30, 2019 16:26
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Holy poo poo. Pisssssss.
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Jan 4, 2020 21:43
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Clown Army shaping up pretty well.
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Jan 4, 2020 22:44
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Regalingualius posted:What’s the joke Jason Derulo fell down the stairs.
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Jan 6, 2020 03:56
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She wanted to let everyone know the good news.
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