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Sep 5, 2019 03:08
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every true Batman fan knows the arc where joker's face started slowly sliding off his head |
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Sep 5, 2019 03:10
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turns out the joker actually got into crime because a cop made fun of his five head |
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Sep 5, 2019 03:12
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Sep 5, 2019 03:23
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"you wanna know how I got these scars? It was the doctors best shot at fixing my jacked up skull"
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Sep 5, 2019 03:24
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new spin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj2rQaj25h4 |
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Sep 5, 2019 03:33
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The supervillain Voltaire once said "if the bat man did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him" |
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Sep 5, 2019 03:44
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babt man
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Sep 5, 2019 03:49
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someone find a bat man comic and swap the jokers and bat man mouths i feel like this might be funey
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Sep 5, 2019 03:49
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Sep 5, 2019 04:12
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Sep 5, 2019 04:39
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cda posted:lol look at this hosed up joker. Are...are you coming onto me Joker? |
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Sep 5, 2019 04:58
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 Computer! Show me "histories greatest boners!" |
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Sep 5, 2019 05:01
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:
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Sep 5, 2019 05:07
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Sep 5, 2019 05:46
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pictured: bat man (left) and joker (right) ---------------- |
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Sep 5, 2019 06:55
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the joker is putting on batman-colored lipstick and murmuring "mmm yeah batman"
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Sep 5, 2019 07:01
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In Japan he is called 少年バット (shōnen batto) and is accused as the perpetrator of several unsolved assaults in the animated television series Paranoia Agent. |
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Sep 5, 2019 07:02
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guys aren't there like 3 jokers now? like - at the same time? maybe one of them doesn't exist and there are actually only two clown princes of crimes
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Sep 5, 2019 13:48
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:
PROCESSING: PROCESSING: LOADING... THE POCKET BOOK OF BONERS  BY DR. SEUS
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Sep 5, 2019 14:18
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pixaal posted:PROCESSING: This poor woman has been deprived of a much needed boner! 
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Sep 5, 2019 15:48
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a prohibition on all Marvel(tm) Brand heros for the next 15 years
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Sep 5, 2019 17:53
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For the purposes of discussion, Richard Dawkins described seven "milestones" on his spectrum of bat man believability:[5] 1 Strong theist. 100% probability that the bat man exists. In the words of C.G. Jung: "I do not believe, I know." 2 De facto theist. Very high probability but short of 100%. "I don't know for certain, but I strongly believe in the bat man and live my life on the assumption that it is there." 3 Leaning towards theism. Higher than 50% but not very high. "I am very uncertain, but I am inclined to believe in a bat man." 4 Completely impartial. Exactly 50%. "bat mans realness or fakeness are exactly equiprobable." 5 Leaning towards atheism. Lower than 50% but not very low. "I do not know whether your bat man exists, but I'm inclined to be skeptical." 6 De facto atheist. Very low probability, but short of zero. "I don't know for certain but I think bat man is very improbable, and I live my life on the assumption that he doesnt exist." 7 Strong atheist. "I know there is no bat man, with the same conviction as Jung knows there is one."
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Sep 5, 2019 23:24
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there was never a batman, it was all just a misunderstanding when someone incorrectly wrote tv heartthrob Jason Bateman's name in a comic book and it stuck
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Sep 6, 2019 00:44
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I wish the Gotham police would drop the charade and stop flashing the bat signal into my window. |
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Sep 6, 2019 01:03
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Sep 6, 2019 01:30
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mmmm why so serious homie
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Sep 7, 2019 04:42
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In a way, I suppose you could say there's a little bat man inside all of us. I mean that in a philosophical sense, not like those tiny aliens in Men In Black. |
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Sep 7, 2019 12:38
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| Go back to sleep, Joker. There's no Bat Man. | |
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Jan 14, 2020 04:30
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Oh Jesus! |
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Mr. Dick too denied the existence of batman. But then he bought a house in upstate gotham to get away from it all and settle his nerves. One day the bannister turned into a horrible snake monster, it grabbed Mr. Dick's leg, dangled him upside down and said to him "we've come for your daughter, chuck." Mr. Dick asked "who..who are you?" and the snake monster replied "I'm batman."
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Jan 14, 2020 21:37
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Wait, so your name is Chuck Dick? |
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Jan 14, 2020 23:49
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maybe there was never an ingmar krump |
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Jan 15, 2020 02:01
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Hugh Malone posted:maybe there was never an ingmar krump IKEA is real |
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how does joker have any friend, when he kill guy just for fun. hmm... That's Real Stumper |
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