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The Dregs posted:I don't know why we Americans have such an aversion to eating horses. I've always wanted to try it. They're less charismatic than cows or pigs, and I eat them all the time. It's because of broke brained horse people and politicians that think that horses are a symbol of the American West. gently caress that poo poo, I just want cheap hamburgers. I don't care if you made it from horse, alligator or dolphin meat. snype 
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kangaroos are just ????
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Sep 5, 2019 01:45
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The Dregs posted:I don't know why we Americans have such an aversion to eating horses. I've always wanted to try it. They're less charismatic than cows or pigs, and I eat them all the time. Rad-daddio posted:It's because of broke brained horse people and politicians that think that horses are a symbol of the American West. loving yes. I get most race horses having more drugs in them than an entire NFL team and aren't fit for consumption by anything but cockroaches, but if a wild mustang trips and breaks it's neck on a road reflector because it heard a pinecone fart I should be to able to hack a chunk off it to grill later without society judging me.
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Sep 5, 2019 02:07
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numberoneposter posted:kangaroos are just ???? What happens when an aussie shags a dingo.
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Sep 5, 2019 08:38
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:at first glance I thought this horse had a short, but extremely girthy penis I've seen one of those huge mofos get horned up once. It looked like it was just going about its business while this giant dong just slowly inflates out of nowhere in its crotch. Then it tried fuckin the other horses. So it's probably in there somewhere. Penis is stored in the balls.
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Sep 5, 2019 09:43
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The inventor of the piston probably had an eureka moment watching hydraulic telescoping horse dicks, why else would they call it a steam horse
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Sep 5, 2019 10:09
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*watches a horse get a boner* look at that horsepower
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Sep 5, 2019 10:12
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*watches dolphin get a boner* Ok, now that's just sick
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Sep 5, 2019 10:13
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horses and dolphins are totally different actually.
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May 25, 2020 07:38
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Mooey Cow posted:What about work horses? They've got big beefy legs. How easily do they spontaneously combust? IIRC work horses are actually pretty chill and are probably safer than most horses less than half their size. Mostly from that video of a tiny 9 year old girl riding around a gigantic Clydesdale like ten times her size.
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May 25, 2020 07:42
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Ghost Leviathan posted:IIRC work horses are actually pretty chill and are probably safer than most horses less than half their size. Mostly from that video of a tiny 9 year old girl riding around a gigantic Clydesdale like ten times her size. The comparison with pugs upthread is a good one. There's a number of breeds of horses that have been intensively bred for generations for stuff that has nothing to to with survival or easy handling and it shows pretty badly. Including outright designer breeds that are intended to look or move a certain way and everything else gets sacrificed for that. And like dogs, plenty of horses suffer as much from poor upbringing/living conditions/training as poor genetics. Horses have very good memories and are surprisingly good at reading human emotion, but fundamentally relate to the world in a way that's pretty alien to us bc of prey drive. I used to ride a horse who would spook at the sound of her poop hitting the ground. Source: 20 years working at a horse rescue. No dumb horse death stories tho, idk what dummies are having heart attacks all the time, probably thoroughbreds, even the crosses I've met have all been wackadoodle. The common racehorse in my area is standardbreds and maybe because they have to be chill enough to wear harness they're actually great.
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May 25, 2020 10:51
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numberoneposter posted:It's right in the name, sea lion. But they don't seem very cat like nor horse like. Perhaps sea cow would be more fitting? sea cows are manatees
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May 25, 2020 11:52
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numberoneposter posted:prove me wrong A horse didn't rape Mike pence, Mike pence raped a horse.
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May 25, 2020 12:15
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Horse meat is fine but nothing special, like beef but I guess a little 'smokier'
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May 25, 2020 14:01
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Finding endless comedy at all the people in the thread that unironically believe in the ocean.
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May 25, 2020 15:05
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Mooey Cow posted:Look at this big wrestling horse Why did they give this horse roller derby girl bangs?
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May 25, 2020 15:21
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You can get horse meat pretty easily in the US now but its not particularly competitive flavor wise with more readily available and popular meats.
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May 25, 2020 15:23
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I can't think of a better haircut for a horse Maybe a mohawk 
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May 25, 2020 15:24
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I'll stick to chicken tbh
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May 25, 2020 15:26
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Both horse and dolphin are delicious. I think OP may be on to something here...
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May 25, 2020 15:42
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Literally A Person posted:Both horse and dolphin are delicious. stop eating horse and dolphins, dude. They can smell that and they'll think all of us are freaks.
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May 25, 2020 16:19
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hell astro course posted:stop eating horse and dolphins, dude. They can smell that and they'll think all of us are freaks. Listen, if you expect me to pay astronomical prices for "not horrible" meat you got another thing coming, goon.
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May 25, 2020 16:25
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Fish are just sea people
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May 25, 2020 16:44
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that explains why i want to fry them and then gently caress them hey wheres that goon that just discovered "mayonnaise with relish in it" because boy do i have some ideas
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May 25, 2020 16:49
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kiraeh posted:Work horses are extremely chill and good, horses are like dogs in that in general the bigger they are, the nicer and gentler they are, the smaller they are the meaner and more easily scared they are. This is true until you get into pony breeds, at which point they stay mean, get smart and tough and just get more of all of those things as they get smaller. Reminds me a bit of PI threads about rabbits; weirdly they have a thing or two in common with horses in being domesticated prey animals, so their whole social instincts are completely different from dogs and cats that we're used to. (and birds are their own extremely silly thing) I can see the appeal for the more functional ones in that they're basically dogs you can ride like motorcycles Also, I once did research with the national coroner's office, and horses are the animal that kill the most people in Australia by a significant margin. Runners-up iirc are dogs and kangaroos. Sharks are on par with bees.
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May 25, 2020 17:20
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lol ah man death by kangaroo
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May 25, 2020 17:24
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Sjs00 posted:Fish are just sea people Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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May 25, 2020 17:24
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naem posted:Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. ah gently caress i hate it when this happens mods?
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May 25, 2020 17:27
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Statutory Ape posted:lol ah man death by kangaroo To ruin the joke it's the same way deer kill people in the USA, by jumping in front of cars
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May 25, 2020 17:28
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Ghost Leviathan posted:To ruin the joke it's the same way deer kill people in the USA, by jumping in front of cars lol if you think that makes it less funny
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May 25, 2020 17:49
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Poor Dolphin. Thought of a net and died.
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May 25, 2020 17:52
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So what this thread is saying is that war horses should make a comeback
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May 25, 2020 17:56
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Statutory Ape posted:lol if you think that makes it less funny Fair, and I'm not kidding about the jumping in front of cars part. An old friend of mine barely survived his car catching fire after hitting one. Also there's even odds the roo will hop away.
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May 25, 2020 18:11
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Rad-daddio posted:It's because of broke brained horse people and politicians that think that horses are a symbol of the American West. Nah I no joke heard that the aversion to eating horses is some deep-rooted Anglo thing, it goes back hundreds and hundreds of years. Something about paganism, like, horses were sacred to the pagans so it was forbidden to eat them. Or maybe it was that pagans thought it was sacred to eat horses so Christianity banned eating them. Something like that.
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May 26, 2020 02:20
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Barudak posted:You can get horse meat pretty easily in the US now but its not particularly competitive flavor wise with more readily available and popular meats. Where in the US? Literally A Person posted:Both horse and dolphin are delicious. What does dolphin taste like?
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May 26, 2020 03:45
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Ghost Leviathan posted:basically dogs you can ride like motorcycles Lol
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May 26, 2020 03:57
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i think whales were originally deers
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May 26, 2020 03:59
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I wish horses and also maybe some dogs sounded like tauntauns
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May 26, 2020 03:59
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tbh I mainly wish I could make other people's dogs sound like tauntauns Lmao walkin their labradoodle and he just starts garbling on like a tauntaun to their bewilderment Man, where's that useless superpower thread ...
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YeahTubaMike posted:Where in the US? Tastes like a smart fish. So like a carp but it's wearing poindexter glasses.
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