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Who is our OP1? What’s the offensive poo poo posting line look like? Clearly Burt is our Head Coach, but what about Special Teams? I vote Nooner. Let’s get this lineup locked in for fall posting
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im the tight end, hehe
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Sep 3, 2019 04:42
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Imma pass my balls to you
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Sep 3, 2019 05:00
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SCROTO RIDES PINE
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Sep 3, 2019 05:15
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Is this football?
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Sep 3, 2019 05:19
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The only depth I need to chart is Goatse's
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Sep 3, 2019 05:24
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I'm secretly deflatin balls for super studs In more ways than 1
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Sep 3, 2019 05:25
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lets see here...49 tight ends, 2 ultra special team slots and one position that says "cumdog bazillionaire" i think we're gonna go all the way this year boys
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Sep 3, 2019 05:33
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This isn't the Piss Chart OR ... the poo poo chart!!! So I don't give a dang or a hoot! OP your time is over, I'm comin to clap your cheek!
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Sep 3, 2019 05:36
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christ, could you imagine what the disabled list looks like i think they call it the inactive list nowadays but it doesnt make the list any shorter
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Sep 3, 2019 05:40
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OP might be practice squad material. Possibly needs seasoning in the CFL.
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Sep 3, 2019 05:45
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I'm the deep, deep, deep reserve. Been on this team for ten years, and never even played. You know, I don't even really watch them, I don't like football. But if they ever need me, I'll be here when they call.
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Sep 3, 2019 05:48
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my favorite football story from last year was the 3rd string quarterback in denver. chad "mr irrelevant" kelly was arrested for getting white boy wasted and busting into a ladies home early in the morning after von miller's halloween party. the lady beat him with a pipe, he was cut from the team, and he got 50 hours of community service which i assume was served by signing with the colts. it was like god himself wanted one final kick into jim kelly's ribs ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Sep 3, 2019 |
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Sep 3, 2019 05:55
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Can I be a practice squad OT?
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Sep 3, 2019 06:07
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:my favorite football story from last year was the 3rd string quarterback in denver. chad "mr irrelevant" kelly was arrested for getting white boy wasted and busting into a ladies home early in the morning after von miller's halloween party. the lady beat him with a pipe, he was cut from the team, and he got 50 hours of community service which i assume was served by signing with the colts. He has nothing on Jim Bob Cooter. https://fansided.com/2015/10/26/jim-bob-cooter-woman-window-underwear/ Ol' Jim Bob got wasted, found some random woman's condo and crawled into bed with her naked. Then there was Jim Cullen who went through a Wendy's drive-thru naked and got arrested for it if memory serves. No matter what, he'll never have as cool a name as Jim Bob Cooter though. https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2006-09-09-0609090053-story.html Also, Ryan Leaf but I feel like his escapades are cheating at this point. Edit: Sourcing. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Sep 3, 2019 |
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Sep 3, 2019 06:11
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Giant_Pupils posted:He has nothing on Jim Bob Cooter. thats the good stuff.
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Sep 3, 2019 06:15
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I can't be the only one who thinks if the goons wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the NFL.
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Sep 3, 2019 08:26
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Wall Balls posted:I can't be the only one who thinks if the goons wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the NFL. Narrator: he could.
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Sep 3, 2019 09:32
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I'm the special teams coach that's way too loving fat and has a belly that jiggles when I yell, "Hut!"
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Sep 3, 2019 09:35
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I'm the special teams coach that's way too loving fat and has a belly that jiggles when I yell, "Hut!" That sounds like a real special team
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Sep 3, 2019 09:38
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Packers are the only team to ever draft a future serial killer lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Woodfield
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Sep 3, 2019 09:54
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Julius CSAR posted:Packers are the only team to ever draft a future serial killer lol ne patriots had Aaron hernandenz and also Tom Brady who are both well known handsome serial killers
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Sep 3, 2019 10:07
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Supreme Allah posted:ne patriots had Aaron hernandenz and also Tom Brady who are both well known handsome serial killers Haha, true Do you think that the armed forces people become Patriot fans due to the mascot, or due to their overwhelming veneration of killing people?
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Sep 3, 2019 10:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoE-FnpxF5I
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Sep 3, 2019 10:17
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Good Ol Filbert posted:Haha, true People in the armed forces like the patriots? Huh?
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Sep 3, 2019 10:19
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Julius CSAR posted:People in the armed forces like the patriots? Huh? Yes, there's an overwhelming Army/Military fanbase for the Patriots, and I think also players. Sorry, my joke was bad. I need to work on my delivery
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Sep 3, 2019 10:22
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Wall Balls posted:I can't be the only one who thinks if the goons wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the NFL. The very best college team in the country, made up of the best high school recruits taken from all over the country with years of experience, would be absolutely DESTROYED by a bottom rung NFL team. But I'm sure a handful of goons could handle it.
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Sep 3, 2019 10:29
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Good Ol Filbert posted:Yes, there's an overwhelming Army/Military fanbase for the Patriots, and I think also players. I mean I was in the military and this not true at all lol. Everyone hates brady
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Sep 3, 2019 10:41
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Julius CSAR posted:I mean I was in the military and this not true at all lol. Everyone hates brady Lol, maybe it's just my friends exaggerating. Everybody should hate Brady
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Sep 3, 2019 10:45
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Good Ol Filbert posted:Lol, maybe it's just my friends exaggerating. Everybody should hate Brady 
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Sep 3, 2019 11:02
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i dont understand any of this american nonsense but i am loving gay as all hell OP
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Sep 3, 2019 11:18
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gbs but from 2004 posted:i dont understand any of this american nonsense but i am loving gay as all hell OP Perfect! You have to be gay as hell to love football, welcome to the team!
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Sep 3, 2019 11:19
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hell yes im PUMPED
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Sep 3, 2019 11:22
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gbs but from 2004 posted:hell yes im PUMPED HELL YEAH *chestbump*
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Sep 3, 2019 11:29
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Football is great, is there room for someone who just wants to ride the bench?
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Sep 3, 2019 11:57
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Big Beef City posted:The very best college team in the country, made up of the best high school recruits taken from all over the country with years of experience, would be absolutely DESTROYED by a bottom rung NFL team. Yeah, well scheme > team and we have a lot of smart people here so we could put together a great system, make McVay look like Hue Jackson imvho.
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Sep 3, 2019 13:53
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about 20 fathoms max OP
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Sep 3, 2019 14:25
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hard knocks: goon camp edition
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Sep 3, 2019 15:52
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Is this about American football? I don't know much about it, so can't construct a working your mum joke despite the word 'depth' in the thread title. Sorry, OP!
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Sep 3, 2019 18:02
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I’d put Enfield at receiver, he’s a real burner
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