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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
I'll assume most goons who use Twitter are familiar with most of the big name ex-goons like @dril or our very own @fart (aka Jon Hendren, the ex-admin who got publicly owned like a fat retard by Guy Fieri and Smash Mouth). However, there are some other former goons who make consistently high-quality tweets day-in, day-out.

https://twitter.com/normal_now (formerly BevisSimpson) may be better known as the FYAD poster manyak, who I personally found the most consistently funny FYAD poster and was a shining light during the Yad Lads' hayday from 2008-2013. He's brought the same quality to his tweets; I would easily say he is the most consistently funny account I follow.

Another former goon, FYAD and Helldump superstar Wayne Gretzky, can also be found https://twitter.com/DinkMagic - and fans of his distinct posting style will be happy to know that he's making quality tweets on a daily basis.

Some other funny accounts you may appreciate

https://twitter.com/mattvbrady
https://twitter.com/getfiscal
https://twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa

Wizard Master fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Sep 3, 2019

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French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
Twitter is bad, op

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

French Canadian posted:

Twitter is bad, op

Getfiscal is great and I also like this guy: https://twitter.com/feufillet

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't use Twitter because it loving sucks and is problematic.
Thanks.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
More like Shitter OP!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


French Canadian posted:

Twitter is bad, op

:emptyquote:

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

I follow hockey star Alexander “Ovi” Ovechkin because sometimes he posts pictures of him eating chicken parmigiana and that’s the kind of content I enjoy.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Follow @billandted3 for the latest news on the forthcoming Bill and Ted movie.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Wizard Master posted:

Another former goon, FYAD and Helldump superstar Wayne Gretzky, can also be found https://twitter.com/DinkMagic - and fans of his distinct posting style will be happy to know that he's making quality tweets on a daily basis.

Yeah but how many of those tweets show his partial ballsack just offscreen?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
https://twitter.com/PossumEveryHour

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/bonerhitler

This guy is cool.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I follow Norm MacDonald, he likes to livetweet golf and bowling, it's monotonous and hilarious. He sometimes also calls out randos for being dumb

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
sometimes I laugh at a tweet but twitter is mostly garbage and should be destroyed op

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
I got banned from twitter for calling mr peanut a racial slur

kru
Oct 5, 2003

obviously da sharezone

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

French Canadian posted:

Twitter is bad, op

Big Beef City posted:

I don't use Twitter because it loving sucks and is problematic.
Thanks.

Chinatown posted:

More like Shitter OP!

Great replies guys, thanks for contributing :rolleyes:

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
I made this thread so people could contribute and share some good Twitter accounts, all of which would be 500% funnier than the 2011 GBS passive aggressive "actually twitter is for literal garbage ppl hth" style posts that I just quoted, but you absolute loving cunts can't help yourselves and have to make tedious white noise shitposts instead of contributing

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers This guy posts a lot and makes pretty good posts pretty often.

https://twitter.com/randygdub Randy is a good follow IMO

https://twitter.com/woodmuffin funny guy

https://twitter.com/alexnpress I like following alex press because she is my age and has a similar outlook on life

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this 'jack' guy was posting some pretty insightful stuff recently

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Wizard Master posted:

I made this thread so people could contribute and share some good Twitter accounts, all of which would be 500% funnier than the 2011 GBS passive aggressive "actually twitter is for literal garbage ppl hth" style posts that I just quoted, but you absolute loving cunts can't help yourselves and have to make tedious white noise shitposts instead of contributing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Now you have some time to hang out with the garbage people on Twitter

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://twitter.com/EverythingGoats -Pictures of goats

Necros
Jul 23, 2003


Nice.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Gotta admit, I figured VendaGoat would have been the one to post this

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


twitter is bad

this are good twitter which isn't saying much because twitter is bad

https://twitter.com/41Strange

https://twitter.com/BadDAart

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I've curated a decent follow list of artists, comedians, curators of cool old stuff, and just a few political voices . Twitter is like reddit, if you go looking for overly dramatic shitheads you can easily find them, but it's much nicer to stick to the creative or humorous parts.

https://twitter.com/70sscifiart
https://twitter.com/bootlegbart
https://twitter.com/simonstalenhag

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

@GayAnimeDad is pretty great, you should definitely follow him

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!


This was the first or second follow as soon as I got Twitter and the only one that matters the rest is poo poo

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
@Foone - Great retrotech, digital necromancy page run by a dude who is super passionate about what he does
@ferio_252 - Decent follow if you are into JDM cars with a slant toward Honda
@turtleneckstud - Healthy snack tips

While Twitter can be a cesspool I think you really get what you make of it. I was incredibly late to the game but it has rapidly become my favorite content aggregate on the web. Some goons follow me and it is cool to laugh online w/ your pals!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

ashley feinberg is a smart and funny follow if you're not scared of ex gawker employees https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Wizard Master posted:

I made this thread so people could contribute and share some good Twitter accounts, all of which would be 500% funnier than the 2011 GBS passive aggressive "actually twitter is for literal garbage ppl hth" style posts that I just quoted, but you absolute loving cunts can't help yourselves and have to make tedious white noise shitposts instead of contributing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmaoooo

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Stacey Hopkins is the bomb she's an old school Atlanta-area activist who highlights a lot of the bullshit government there, particularly how hosed up elections have been and will continue to be

https://twitter.com/staceyhopkinsga

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Wizard Master posted:

I made this thread so people could contribute and share some good Twitter accounts, all of which would be 500% funnier than the 2011 GBS passive aggressive "actually twitter is for literal garbage ppl hth" style posts that I just quoted, but you absolute loving cunts can't help yourselves and have to make tedious white noise shitposts instead of contributing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

How dare GBS do GBS things? The sheer audacity!

Millard Fillmore
Jan 31, 2009

Foreign policy...in drag?
Things just got much more interesting in this administration.
https://twitter.com/wholesomememe

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
also i started following newspapers from US cities all over the country, that has increased my view of whats goin on. and you get to talk to some really crazy locals. its like travelling and going to the local bar at a place but on the internet

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Wizard Master posted:

I made this thread so people could contribute and share some good Twitter accounts, all of which would be 500% funnier than the 2011 GBS passive aggressive "actually twitter is for literal garbage ppl hth" style posts that I just quoted, but you absolute loving cunts can't help yourselves and have to make tedious white noise shitposts instead of contributing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

don't @ me

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

drat he put italics on the C word this guy is going nuts

Welsh Rarebitch
Jun 5, 2011
How many accounts are y'all following? How do you effectively follow 300 people? I can't handle more than 50 or else I can't keep up with scrolling. The signal to noise ratio really gets out of hand.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
@oldfriend99 is the best account on twitter. we came up together as small accounts. now he is a medium account. good job, old friend

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



twitter is a bad form of discourse and rots your mind, turns your brain all angry and full of hate. stay off the twitter, folks

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Wizard Master posted:

I made this thread so people could contribute and share some good Twitter accounts, all of which would be 500% funnier than the 2011 GBS passive aggressive "actually twitter is for literal garbage ppl hth" style posts that I just quoted, but you absolute loving cunts can't help yourselves and have to make tedious white noise shitposts instead of contributing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

no one cares you boot licking bitch

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