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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Persiflagist posted:

Yeah, I post sometimes.

Not for three days.

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xdirtypinkox
Aug 12, 2004

And it gets easier as I pass the Edward Scissorhands village where privileged white kids date rape girls and taunt me in their SUV's.
Does anyone remember the "Post here to be banned" threads? Or the Duck Duck Goose thread but if you ever posted Goose you got banned.

Classic GBS :allears: :goose:

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
I made it from 2001 to 2020 without getting banned. It was about time I paid my dues to Lowtax's spine fund, anyhow. But yeah, when i do post it's mostly poo poo.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
My first probe I believe I called somebody a worthless twat. I deserved it.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

yeah i post too. its pretty fun and keeps me occupied during this quarantine. could this thread be what started covid-19? seems like its just a little too old to have started it, but i did write the op while shopping in a wet market

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
I’ve been here nearly twenty years and only eaten two probations. No bans. I am the ultimate forums nerd.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
probation!! whats that

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003

Hackers film 1995 posted:

yeah i post too. its pretty fun and keeps me occupied during this quarantine. could this thread be what started covid-19? seems like its just a little too old to have started it, but i did write the op while shopping in a wet market

[PYF] Bat Recipes

Dude even though I've been here for like 20 years and have read the forums on a daily basis there is still so much stuff that has happened that I simply don't even know about. This forum is so intricate and dense. It's weird. There's definitely a culture. It's interesting to see how things have shifted over time.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Pick posted:

probation!! whats that

wow you have quite a few. you must be a forums superstar. im honored that you are posting itt

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNniV4v38vk

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Resting Lich Face posted:

I submit myself for longest rap-sheet to time since registration ratio. Any challengers?

Get on my level.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I’ve been probated more times than I’m comfortable with. I try to be nice, honest!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


xdirtypinkox posted:

Does anyone remember the "Post here to be banned" threads? Or the Duck Duck Goose thread but if you ever posted Goose you got banned.

Classic GBS :allears: :goose:

I'll make one right now, if you're down?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I’ve been probated more times than I’m comfortable with. I try to be nice, honest!

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 23:56 on May 25, 2020

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


did anyone else forget mothers day this year? i was 2 days late before i called my mom. if she could probate me she would for that one lol.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I haven't looked at my rapsheet in a long time

e: oh most are these were from PYF was still transitioning from a a GBS offshoot to A Serious Own Subforum

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Away all Goats posted:

I haven't looked at my rapsheet in a long time

I did just now, stop making up commercials about farts to argue about, imo

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
gently caress yeah man my rap sheet is hella long. Alcoholism yay!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm currently posting. Some people will try to tell you otherwise but you mustn't listen. There are people out there dead set on making you think that I'm not posting, but I am. You cannot fall prey to this malfeasance, be alert for people telling you I'm not posting because the chances are one hundred percent that they are lying and attempting to lead you into a whole lot of hullabaloo. Don't fall for it. I am currently posting.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm currently posting. Some people will try to tell you otherwise but you mustn't listen. There are people out there dead set on making you think that I'm not posting, but I am. You cannot fall prey to this malfeasance, be alert for people telling you I'm not posting because the chances are one hundred percent that they are lying and attempting to lead you into a whole lot of hullabaloo. Don't fall for it. I am currently posting.

Please stop. My therapist said you are a figment of my imagination and can't actually post because you don't exist. Please. Go away. The meds aren't working......

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


My first probation happen awhile ago I'm doubtful I'm the oldest probation. My oldest probation is from 13 years ago hehe.

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
I lost my 07 account the silliest way: posted a cute picture of a pony in PYF while neglecting to read the rules which said that ponies are not welcome in PYF. Not even lewd brony poo poo, literally a cute picture. Moral of the story: always read the rules before posting! :)

Also, I have had a few slaps on the wrist since for casual racism. The mods let it slide because it was obvious at the time that I was completely wrecked on hard drugs.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Posting can be really stressful sometimes. Probations often happen 12-24 hours after the fact and so I get on the forums to do some posting I see the purple bar and it's like a jumpscare because odds are I've already forgotten about whatever dumb thing I said that got me probated

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
My one and only probation is for talking about an episode preview in the Lost thread. Because I didn't know that counted as a spoiler...even though it was right after the newest episode.

I'd say that's pretty good for...good christ, 18 years. Maybe I'll get froggy and find a sixer on my birthday or something.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
I was banned in 2002 because I was a lovely poster, so nothing much has changed.

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
i made a pro-tier banme on my first account before this one. goatse, tubgirl, homegroan, the works. :patriot:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm currently posting. Some people will try to tell you otherwise but you mustn't listen. There are people out there dead set on making you think that I'm not posting, but I am. You cannot fall prey to this malfeasance, be alert for people telling you I'm not posting because the chances are one hundred percent that they are lying and attempting to lead you into a whole lot of hullabaloo. Don't fall for it. I am currently posting.

This is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read. And I've read A Seperate Peace.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

britishbornandbread posted:

I’ve been here nearly twenty years and only eaten two probations. No bans. I am the ultimate forums nerd.

I'm not as forums-old as you (nor am I probably ever going to have my own SAclopedia entry), but still :hfive:

Anyway, I have more of a rap sheet than I thought I did. Forums bad girl over here. :cool:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Never been banned and never been probed, however in 2003-ish I posted in FYAD and then I got some kind of weird quasi-ban, don't even remember why or how now but I do remember not coming back to the forums for almost 2 years. When I came back, I was no longer 'banned' but then the forums were an absolute toxic shithole where people were being banned for spelling mistakes. The forums are much more chill now after 20 years.

[edit] Thinking about it, the forums were much more conservative than they are now. Do conservatives exist on the forums or have they all been driven off?

Tarkus fucked around with this message at 15:33 on May 26, 2020

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

YeahTubaMike posted:

I'm not as forums-old as you (nor am I probably ever going to have my own SAclopedia entry), but still :hfive:

Anyway, I have more of a rap sheet than I thought I did. Forums bad girl over here. :cool:

Correction, Marge - TWO SAclopedia entries.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

there should be a “white noise /boring posters” section of saclopedia so i could get in

Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!
My old free account had a reg date from feb 2001 i think. Celebrating 18 years of marriage to a goonette this year. Got an almost 14 year old son. Got banned for drama nearly 20 years ago.
This is fun.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Tarkus posted:

Never been banned and never been probed, however in 2003-ish I posted in FYAD and then I got some kind of weird quasi-ban, don't even remember why or how now but I do remember not coming back to the forums for almost 2 years. When I came back, I was no longer 'banned' but then the forums were an absolute toxic shithole where people were being banned for spelling mistakes. The forums are much more chill now after 20 years.

[edit] Thinking about it, the forums were much more conservative than they are now. Do conservatives exist on the forums or have they all been driven off?

They were all driven off

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Thank you whichever admin restored my rightful special boy reg date

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



I have two probs and i think they're the two saddest reasons on the forum.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Ultra Carp

i can still taste him posted:

I post infrequently, but am still here. I got banned a long time ago by NYC Tattoo for commenting that drugs are bad in a friend's SA Mart thread where he was selling a scale.

nyc_tattoo is merciless, and on drugs

Your Shoes
May 6, 2020

by Reene

Tarkus posted:

Never been banned and never been probed, however in 2003-ish I posted in FYAD and then I got some kind of weird quasi-ban, don't even remember why or how now but I do remember not coming back to the forums for almost 2 years. When I came back, I was no longer 'banned' but then the forums were an absolute toxic shithole where people were being banned for spelling mistakes. The forums are much more chill now after 20 years.

[edit] Thinking about it, the forums were much more conservative than they are now. Do conservatives exist on the forums or have they all been driven off?

As the right wing descended more and more into being a death cult, the only conservatives left generally end up being chain probed and constantly exposing their own rear end. I just figure their into self-flagellation.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Indiana posted:

My old free account had a reg date from feb 2001 i think. Celebrating 18 years of marriage to a goonette this year. Got an almost 14 year old son. Got banned for drama nearly 20 years ago.
This is fun.

Can you talk about the drama yet?

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Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!

britishbornandbread posted:

Can you talk about the drama yet?

No idea. I'm sure people may recall. That old username is still in the urban dictionary. Water under the bridge for us.

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