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Papa Was A Video Toaster

can i interest you in some pumpkin spice ketamine?

# ? Sep 5, 2019 00:39

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:46

Papa Was A Video Toaster

this blow has actually been rinsed with artisanal bone broth

# ? Sep 5, 2019 00:39

jeffery

*buys drugs from a drug dealer Lmao*

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# ? Sep 5, 2019 00:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

yeah the glitter hurts your nose and gums but you look so cool when you bust out your bag

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 00:55

Rockman Reserve: "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

yo yo yo i'm gonna give it to you straight, all these guys, they cut their sh*t with detergent, but me? i'm a real artist, this stuff was made with the real deal. that's right, tide pods. ride on.

# ? Sep 5, 2019 01:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

jeffery posted:

*buys drugs from a drug dealer Lmao*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 01:32

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

solar panel grow ops or gtfo

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# ? Sep 5, 2019 01:50

super sweet best pal

Getting avocado toasted.

# ? Sep 5, 2019 02:05

Horace Kinch

*dumps a bunch of hops into meth batch* try my 90-minute indian pale meth

# ? Sep 5, 2019 03:41

Korean Boomhauer

i just tell them its cut with "A well-paying job" and a dash of "ability to buy a house in your lifetime" to boost sales

# ? Sep 5, 2019 03:44

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i just tell them its cut with "A well-paying job" and a dash of "ability to buy a house in your lifetime" to boost sales

do you sell weed?

# ? Sep 5, 2019 03:45

Macnult

the cocaine is gluten-free and we take several precautions in order to avoid cross-contamination

# ? Sep 5, 2019 03:53

Macnult

this weed strain might make you a bit anxious so to curve that it also has cbd

# ? Sep 5, 2019 03:54

Papa Was A Video Toaster

this chonga is 100% fair trade. it's grown harvested and processed by trappest monks. (the monks who like trap music the most)

# ? Sep 5, 2019 03:55

Korean Boomhauer

TVsVeryOwn posted:

do you sell weed?

my drug is giving artists cash dollars to draw me stupid stuff and thats frankly a hard sell to anyone

# ? Sep 5, 2019 03:56

nut

my dealer delivers and also has to like all my instagram posts

# ? Sep 5, 2019 04:28

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

TVsVeryOwn posted:

this chonga is 100% fair trade. it's grown harvested and processed by trappest monks. (the monks who like trap music the most)

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# ? Sep 5, 2019 05:29

Ceilingfan: Dapperpus

*tosses a heroin needle so it lands vertically on its plunger*

*dabs*

# ? Sep 5, 2019 05:42

Escape From Noise

Curing my weed with the heat from a Bitcoin rig.

# ? Sep 5, 2019 05:47

FutonForensic

lmao

# ? Sep 5, 2019 07:03

Goons Are Gifts

Check this out kids, the pills are tiny emojis! Now, which of one of you wants the surprise package? *unpacks the poop emoji*

# ? Sep 5, 2019 11:20

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

Check this out kids, the pills are tiny emojis! Now, which of one of you wants the surprise package? *unpacks the poop emoji*

Cut with laxative

# ? Sep 5, 2019 11:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

something something glow in the dark cocaine i guess hmmmm

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 13:17

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

something something glow in the dark cocaine i guess hmmmm

Glow blow

# ? Sep 5, 2019 13:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Glow blow

wow okay self take like, 2 more seconds next time, jeez.... man.... yes. glow blow is good. very good.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 13:24

lost my old email

raw foodist heroin

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# ? Sep 5, 2019 13:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

yes the weed might look terrible, but it was grown completely organically by a coven of witches in bc so....

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 13:40

Stoner Sloth

served a plate with all the components to make meth arranged artistically

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 14:41

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Certified Carbon Neutral Kush (tm)
only $299.99 an eighth

Avocado Fed Mushrooms
these mushrooms were grown using organic avocados as the substrate they will make you trip, ahu�catl, :smug:

oh you don't know that word? It's not only the origin of the word avocado, it means balls you are going to trip balls my good friend! The aztecs knew the power of the avocado it's right in the name! It grows superior mushrooms and you my friend can experience this ancient secret for yourself.

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# ? Sep 5, 2019 15:29

nut

Ceilingfan posted:

*tosses a heroin needle so it lands vertically on its plunger*

*dabs*

lmfbo

# ? Sep 5, 2019 15:36

poverty goat

A 16 course heroin tasting menu

# ? Sep 5, 2019 16:27

Goons Are Gifts

New selfie on Instagram, dog ears and nose, overly shiny teeth from my smiling face while I'll inject that coke right into the vein #oneshotonehit #accuracy #tasteslikechicken

# ? Sep 5, 2019 16:30

nut

hashtaghash

# ? Sep 5, 2019 16:39

Escape From Noise

bee eater posted:

hashtaghash

The weed shop near my place is Seattle was called Hashtag.

# ? Sep 5, 2019 16:41

poverty goat

Unfortunately there are no new junk food names left for weed strains

# ? Sep 5, 2019 16:45

Macnult

up-and-coming designer drugs

# ? Sep 5, 2019 17:37

jeffery

*boxing all the employees at home depot over a box of Miracle Grow* *and getting away with it

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# ? Sep 5, 2019 17:51

Papa Was A Video Toaster

yes, the smoke glows in the dark
yes, i'm wearing gloves and a respirator
no, it's not dangerous

# ? Sep 5, 2019 18:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

Stoner Sloth posted:

served a plate with all the components to make meth arranged artistically

meth teppanyaki

you choose your ingredients, and the cook prepares it in front of you, and you get to taste it fresh from the shatter pan

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 5, 2019 19:10

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:46

Stoner Sloth

Heather Papps posted:

meth teppanyaki

you choose your ingredients, and the cook prepares it in front of you, and you get to taste it fresh from the shatter pan

Waiter: Would sir like some 'urine de chat' with that? *holds up a kitten like a pepper grinder, ready to squeeze it*

(thanks HP, was hoping someone would take up the deconstructed meth idea)

# ? Sep 5, 2019 19:20

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