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wrestling is a sport. ballet is nominally a sport. why is there no outlet for people who are really good at hugging to show off their stuff in front of a cheering audience? you could award points based on style and depth of embrace. not to brag but I’ve been hugged by a lot of people in my life and there are definitely some Olympic level huggers out there and some people that oughta stick to hand holding in the minor leagues
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You are looking for UFC
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Sep 5, 2019 07:48
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Maybe you can go on Reddit to become a heavyweight championship hugboxer
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Sep 5, 2019 07:58
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Maybe you could pay people to hug competitively and video tape it and then use the tapes to blackmail them and convince those in their community that they were some sort of pervert like in that documentary about tickling.
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Sep 5, 2019 08:09
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https://snugglebuddies.com/
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Sep 5, 2019 08:13
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Interesting scheme for getting laid OP, impressive.
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Sep 5, 2019 08:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncR1eq8gFZU
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Sep 5, 2019 08:58
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There are these weirdo meetups where strangers meet in tents and huge but you're not even allowed to get a boaner. Sorry but that's just how my boan works  Anyway should that be allowed in Olympic hugging yes/no? Forcing someone into a boner could be a good winning technique imo.
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Sep 5, 2019 09:54
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what about competitive pegging???? im not afraid to ask the real questions
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Sep 5, 2019 09:58
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Competitive mugging 
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Mooey Cow posted:There are these weirdo meetups where strangers meet in tents and huge but you're not even allowed to get a boaner. Sorry but that's just how my boan works You can lay inside of a circle with your opponent and then somebody rings the bell, then you aggressively hug each other. First one with a clothed boner loses the competition, but wins our respect for trying their hardest
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Sep 5, 2019 10:03
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I'm like 99% sure OP stole this idea from a bit of stand up I watched from the late 90s or possibly early 2000s but I can't remember exactly who or when it was. Free hugs to anyone who figures that one out.
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Sep 5, 2019 10:20
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"Surprise sex" was a pretty tasteless joke and this one isn't much better
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Sep 5, 2019 11:02
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I could actually use a hug right now, a quality one, one that makes you feel warm and that everything is going to be ok. Like hugging a big happy man made of warm pizza.
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Sep 5, 2019 11:23
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great big cardboard tube posted:I'm like 99% sure OP stole this idea from a bit of stand up I watched from the late 90s or possibly early 2000s but I can't remember exactly who or when it was. Free hugs to anyone who figures that one out. Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80yjtJFf-v0
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Sep 5, 2019 12:04
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What if the hugger is really big and muscly and breaks your spine when he aggressively hugs you OP? What then? Who will pay your medical bills?
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Sep 5, 2019 12:15
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Good Ol Filbert posted:I could actually use a hug right now, a quality one, one that makes you feel warm and that everything is going to be ok. Like hugging a big happy man made of warm pizza. Sorry, I'm actually cold as ice and made of that mushroom that smells like corpse and looks like a dick. I doubt it would be ok at all.
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Sep 5, 2019 12:31
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Mooey Cow posted:Sorry, I'm actually cold as ice and made of that mushroom that smells like corpse and looks like a dick. I doubt it would be ok at all. *plays piano passionately* You're as cold as ice
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Sep 5, 2019 12:33
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Pickwick High posted:What if the hugger is really big and muscly and breaks your spine when he aggressively hugs you OP? What then? Who will pay your medical bills? Be careful when hugging bears.
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Sep 5, 2019 12:49
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Pickwick High posted:What if the hugger is really big and muscly and breaks your spine when he aggressively hugs you OP? What then? Who will pay your medical bills? This is why you have to wear protective padding. I know you think that leather apron is enough to protect you from the pressure of a hug and maybe it was 40 years ago but today's huggers are much bigger and stronger and you need all that padding to avoid being ripped and torn like so many threads.
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Sep 5, 2019 13:25
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There's a world record for longest hug. You could try for that, op. There's official rules and everything.
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Sep 5, 2019 13:26
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I'm squeezing your back-tits the entire time and slowly moving my hips like a prom date during a slow dance and we got us a deal.
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Sep 5, 2019 15:29
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*me wearing black and white striped uniform inspecting two competitive huggers* All right, gentlemen. Keep it clean, stay above the belt. LETS GET IT ON!
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Sep 5, 2019 17:11
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Like chess boxing but it's hugging and race war
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Sep 5, 2019 17:13
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Literally A Person posted:*me wearing black and white striped uniform inspecting two competitive huggers* the bell sounds: ring a ding ding
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Sep 5, 2019 17:17
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*wearing a brown suit sitting at a table with my partner, the other official, reading from a thick black book together* "No, actually there is a rule that forbids dogs from Competitive Hugging. Sorry, guys."
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Les Os posted:wrestling is a sport. ballet is nominally a sport. why is there no outlet for people who are really good at hugging to show off their stuff in front of a cheering audience? you could award points based on style and depth of embrace. not to brag but I’ve been hugged by a lot of people in my life and there are definitely some Olympic level huggers out there and some people that oughta stick to hand holding in the minor leagues Pop quiz, hotshot. I'm coming at you at 3mph with one arm high and one arm low. The sun is in your eyes. What do you do? What. Do. You. Do.
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Sep 5, 2019 17:33
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It's called Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Get to your local gym and start cuddling OP!
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Sep 5, 2019 17:35
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op its called 'grappling' and it's in quite a few contact sports. god op u fucken girly girl
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Sep 5, 2019 17:36
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Good Ol Filbert posted:I could actually use a hug right now, a quality one, one that makes you feel warm and that everything is going to be ok. Like hugging a big happy man made of warm pizza.
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Good Ol Filbert posted:I could actually use a hug right now, a quality one, one that makes you feel warm and that everything is going to be ok. Like hugging a big happy man made of warm pizza. Shut up and drink like the rest of us.
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Sep 5, 2019 18:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhCajvimEw
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Sep 5, 2019 18:20
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competitive dick sucking
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Sep 5, 2019 19:02
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You know the guy who has to "win" every hug? Ugh.
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Sep 5, 2019 19:05
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Check the oil for the win.
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Sep 5, 2019 19:12
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Maybe we should start a GBS league
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Saalkin posted:Maybe we should start a GBS league This would turn into competitive pants making GBS threads
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Les Os posted:wrestling is a sport. ballet is nominally a sport. why is there no outlet for people who are really good at hugging to show off their stuff in front of a cheering audience? you could award points based on style and depth of embrace. not to brag but I’ve been hugged by a lot of people in my life and there are definitely some Olympic level huggers out there and some people that oughta stick to hand holding in the minor leagues There's an episode of south park that did this and butters was a world class talent
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The ref has thrown a card on the play! Let's see the playback and -- oh, yeah, there it is. Thomson's hands absolutely wandered into Zizek's red zone there. What do you think, Carl? Well Steve, this is the kind of "mistake" we saw a lot in the co-ed leagues before they were banned. That it's happening here, at the highest level of play in the men's Ultra-Heavyweight division is surprising to saw the least. Carl, have some comments coming through on Twitter right now. Pizza_Boi_420 says, "deliberate move by Thomson to provoke notorious homophobe Zizek into disqualifying himself with a third unnecessary roughness call. I come here for the hugging not the mind games smh.". Well Pizza Boi, I'll guess we'll see how your theory pans out after this message from Monster Energy!
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Violence in Boston today as rowdy fans set fire to a car and were dispersed with tear gas after the Boston Bears shocking loss to the New York Clampers in the championship played at the TD Garden. Boston was considered an early favorite with several early points scored in the back-slapping and tenderness events. A surprising reversal took place in the second half when Clamper captain Ronald Doherty remained on the pitch for the duration of the endurance event despite having earlier sustained an injury eerily reminiscent of Curt Schilling's infamous "bloody sock" ordeal in 2004. We cut now to a press conference being held by the BPDs spokesman and sole black police officer.
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