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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hostile V posted:

Work's starting to hit hard and god willing I'll get this up and running Black Friday at the latest as a sacrifice to the capitalist gods. Sorry for the delay.


It'll be a post-Thanksgiving miracle, I look forward to horrifying goon-centric violence while all the uncool folks are out getting great deals on stuff

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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Captain Hygiene posted:

It'll be a post-Thanksgiving miracle, I look forward to horrifying goon-centric violence while all the uncool folks are out getting great deals on stuff

We get the greatest deal of all...

More goon death :unsmigghh:

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
I would like to see if my death is A) humiliating, B) disturbing, or C) both at the same time

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
get more fresh blood in this

volunteer noobs!!!!!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I want to die again, i'm fresh enough

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Zippy the Bummer posted:

post as tributes, lurkers

Zippy the Bummer posted:

get more fresh blood in this

volunteer noobs!!!!!

MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENUE
get in here dweebs!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
maybe goons are scared of the horror setting

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Aw, what the hell *just launches plan to judgingly trap random goons in puzzley murder-machines anyway*

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Very sorry, I'm working on getting this squared away but work is starting to ask for 6 AM-6 PM shifts so I may have to step down from my offer if I can't get this going in the next few days.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Yeah, my sincere apologies but I have to rescind my offer to run due to time being scarce in my life to get this finished.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Hostile V posted:

Yeah, my sincere apologies but I have to rescind my offer to run due to time being scarce in my life to get this finished.
No problem, thanks for trying!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Hostile V posted:

Yeah, my sincere apologies but I have to rescind my offer to run due to time being scarce in my life to get this finished.

Would you like a six?

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Goddamn, the fist death of this games is the games themselves! :aaaaa:

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Would you like a six?
I will accept a six as a punishment for my hubris.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Honorable V

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oh drat, well that's understandable.
I'd love to continue it but probably won't have time for learning the system/effortposting it soon.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the games hunger for blood

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Zippy the Bummer posted:

the games hunger for blood

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
I hunger for games. Good, clean fun.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I considered trying to host a round myself but when I looked at the simulator site it was way too complicated for my booze-addled brain to manage

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Zippy the Bummer posted:

I considered trying to host a round myself but when I looked at the simulator site it was way too complicated for my booze-addled brain to manage

appropriate post/av synergy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Is the site publicly shareable? I'd be curious to see it, I have no idea what goes into it/how difficult it'd actually be to run a round.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i just googled "hunger games simulator"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zippy the Bummer posted:

i just googled "hunger games simulator"

Gotcha, thanks. Figured it was something private folks were sharing, lol

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/options.php

I assume this is the one that's been used. Lots of options for editing and customizing. I'm sure I could do it if I spent enough time on it.....but I don't feel like doing that

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


e - good work, ops.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Dec 20, 2019

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!
Ho ho ho, goons. Since it's Christmas and all I thought it would be a nice day for all of us to die in embarrassing ways. On the internet. Forgive the lack of fancy headers, I did this very spur of the moment.
----------------------------
Good morning goons! It's Christmas! Santa came and left us with all kinds of crap. Who's home for the holiday this year?



Time to get out of bed and make Mom and Dad weep that we opened five grand worth of gifts in under 20 minutes.



You always start with stockings (so Mom and Dad can drink their coffee in peace). Some goons weren't feeling it though and went back to bed.



Did Santa visit, or did Jokey Smurf?

Here's the current standings:





Don't worry, Christmas has just begun and I'm sure the body count will only climb.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
excellent!

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

(in an extremely adorable, Dickensian and street-urchinlike voice) Death bless us, everyone!

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

This Christmas sucks.

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!
Christmas Day continues, for better or for worse.



Plenty of goons opt to hide away with their videogames. Are they trying to survive or just antisocial?



Everyone gets a copy of Super Mario Brothers 3 this year, and even though everyone is opening gifts, the pile is still dangerously high.






Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



:hellyeah: tis the season, motherfuckers
*also helps buy a gift from the heart* :shobon:

Bremma
Sep 7, 2007

She was a terrible creature and did not deserve our love
I would never hide and play video games and definitely didn't do that at my bf's house but with Monster Hunter and my Switch today, no sir.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i'm digging these fast-moving matches

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Interestingly I went back to bed irl too

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Also lol that sad king billy got the blackest most brutal present

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!


Pretty quiet lull in the afternoon. Everyone must be resting up for dinner.



More gift exchanges, mostly beer steins.



Oh no! Tragedy strikes. You need to keep your tree watered. I'm sure goons constantly toppling it onto each other didn't really help.

(Side note, Coolguye got my favorite death)

Well, this sure has put a damper on everyone's Christmas spirits. Let's see who's left to soldier on.





Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Captain... Why? So... Minty, light fading. I've seen Christmases you people wouldn't believe. Xmas lights glittering on the Tannhauser house... A fat man in red with a beard... Time to die.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I guess I'm the roasting fire now

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Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Well. I died as I lived: Christmas.

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