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1. What's your best excuse for your hungover behavior at work or at home?? 2. What's your best way to get the alcohol in your bloodstream faster?? 3. Are you being honest about your alcoholism to your loved ones yet? 4. What's the lowest you've been? My answers are 1. Just say I didn't sleep well last night 2. I take shots of vodka chased with fruit soda 3. Friends yes, family no 4. Christmas drunk alone eating gross fried chicken as a conscious choice . Also in this thread share your tips for lying to loved ones and budgeting properly for your addiction. Also share what movies you like for drinking and for hangovers. I like to watch war movies when I'm drinking alone!
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Get help for your alcoholism OP I know it's hard but I believe in you 
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Sep 6, 2019 05:13
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I don't drink anymore and life is much better
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Sep 6, 2019 05:20
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Do you want legitimate help and advice or just hosed up jokes to help you cope? Or maybe a little of both? I heard you can absorb vodka really fast if you pour it in your eye but there is a high risk of blindness.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:21
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There's that ex GBS now EN thread OP. On topic, just don't get hangovers. Unless you drink way way waaay above various health organizations suggested moderate drinking numbers you shouldn't be getting any hangovers if you stay hydrated.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:27
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Switch to weed, it's a much better drug. I don't do either very much anymore but there's no comparison.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDPLNNYVvOA
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Sep 6, 2019 05:27
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i quit drinking and now i just grow and smoke weed.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:29
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:1. What's your best excuse for your hungover behavior at work or at home?? Haven't drank in years but here's the truth: 1) Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George convinces everyone he's really busy by just looking really pissed off all the time? That. 2) Never tried any ROA but oral. I hear buttchugging it gets you tore up quicker. 3) Some. Everyone knows I quit but many don't know I'm an alcoholic. 4) I resorted to texting myself details of my nights so I'd have some idea what happened when I came out of blackout. Quitting's the best thing I ever did hands down.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:29
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Isaac posted:I don't drink anymore and life is much better 
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Sep 6, 2019 05:31
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Hangovers? Drink better quality alcohol and drink water too. Hangovers go down so much! If you're drinking cases of 211s and Four Lokos or bottles of bottom shelf liquors, of course you're gonna get a hangover, so much poo poo in there along with the alcohol! Drink something halfway decent and you'll feel much better the next day!
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Sep 6, 2019 05:32
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I've done some heavy drinking* especially in my early 20s but I don't think it ever got to actual complete blackouts so idk  Either my memory is amazingly good or a lot of goons have some real loving problems * Like 1.5-2 six packs over an evening at worst.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKAA_INzDGo
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Sep 6, 2019 05:44
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:1. What's your best excuse for your hungover behavior at work or at home?? 1. I don't get hangovers because I am always drinking if I'm awake. 2. Drink really fast. 3. Yes. Everyone knows. 4. Spending a night in the drunk tank.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:49
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neato burrito posted:Switch to weed, it's a much better drug. I don't do either very much anymore but there's no comparison. I'd love to but I don't have connects. Also harder to hide the smell/ As for the OP: 1. I usually power through and don't tell anyone. 2. Never tried it, but I've heard a booze enema is incredibly effective. 3. No. Just to internet strangers. 4. Puking my guts out at a concert. In my defense I think I might've gotten slipped something. I also tend to go on tears occasionally when drinking and embarrass myself in discord or a forum or whatever. I wanna stop but I don't want to be sober either. Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Sep 6, 2019 |
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Sep 6, 2019 05:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_PiG5mC30
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Sep 6, 2019 05:54
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Texting yourself details of the evening while blackout so you remember it tomorrow is a good idea but I don't know how you remember to do that.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:57
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Texting yourself details of the evening while blackout so you remember it tomorrow is a good idea but I don't know how you remember to do that. It is best you shut up now.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:58
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1. No one asks. 2. Instant refills of 100 proof Captain Morgan. 3. The people that know either don’t care or think it’s funny. 4. Most recent would be getting kicked out of a Slayer concert for being drunk.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:59
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Texting yourself details of the evening while blackout so you remember it tomorrow is a good idea but I don't know how you remember to do that. You start before you blackout. The important thing is to make it a habit like flossing.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:59
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Resting Lich Face posted:2. Never tried it, but I've heard a booze enema is incredibly effective. I believe this would render you quite dead.
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Sep 6, 2019 06:01
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im not an alcoholic because i only drink beer
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Sep 6, 2019 06:01
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numberoneposter posted:im not an alcoholic because i only drink beer How many plumbs have you pulled out with that thumb?
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Sep 6, 2019 06:04
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Zeluth posted:How many plumbs have you pulled out with that thumb? What did they eat?
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Sep 6, 2019 06:07
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I'm so drunk, this thread looks good.
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Sep 6, 2019 06:08
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1.) Stomach bug 2.) Drink the cheapest vodka you can buy fast and hard 3.) Wife knows full extent, friends know in a joking way, rest of family I think just pretends don't 4.) So hungover I had to puke out of car window while driving through a canyon after my first day at a new job
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Sep 6, 2019 06:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:I've done some heavy drinking*  gently caress you buddy.
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Sep 6, 2019 06:15
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I drink 3 beers and 2.5 shots a day do I have a problem
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Sep 6, 2019 06:28
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not as much as the guy i know who drinks half a handle of vodka everyday
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Sep 6, 2019 06:32
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neato burrito posted:Switch to weed, it's a much better drug. I don't do either very much anymore but there's no comparison.
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Sep 6, 2019 06:42
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1. I'm generally a fairly honest guy, so if anyone ever asked, I'd probably own up to it. I just think most people don't wanna open that can of worms 2. If I'm really trying to get drunk, I'll slug whiskey and chase it with beer. Both dirt cheap. 3. We don't talk about because we're all alcoholics. 4. I once physically attacked my brother about his own substance abuse problems with no provication, while I was drunk on vodka.
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Sep 6, 2019 07:23
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1. say i didn't sleep well 2. this is gonna sound goofy, but reverse martinis. they go down real easy and are still fairly strong 3. my drinking is a running joke among friends 4. those reverse martinis destroyed a macbook in uni and put me in debt for a few years
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Sep 6, 2019 07:50
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The heck is a reverse martini?
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Sep 6, 2019 07:54
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numberoneposter posted:The heck is a reverse martini? Take the recipe for a normal martini and reverse it 
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Sep 6, 2019 07:56
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Vermouth, and just the tiniest drop of gin? Dude, that sounds awful.
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Sep 6, 2019 08:07
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I've been drinking (alone, in front of the computer) when stressed for a good while, not as bad as for many people in GBS but definitely dangerous. I've been able to avoid it for the last week though, trying to hold off until a party I'm going to on the 15th. I'm one of those who can't have just one drink, especially when I'm alone. If I pick up a beer or two I nearly always end up going back to the store to get another six or more.
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Sep 6, 2019 08:12
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:
This. Come back when a 1/5th a night is NBD.
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Sep 6, 2019 08:18
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Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:Vermouth, and just the tiniest drop of gin? Dude, that sounds awful. Yea, it's like a regular martini for people who want to feel even more miserable with their drink choice.
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Sep 6, 2019 08:19
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Just gonna give another gently caress you to the poster that thinks drinking 9-12 beers in a night is considered hard drinking.
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Sep 6, 2019 08:20
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Just gonna give another gently caress you to the poster that thinks drinking 9-12 beers in a night is considered hard drinking. Yeah, that's like saying you've experienced World of Warcraft endgame after you've just cleared Ragefire Chasm.
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