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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The film Mama Mia! i like real women have curves more
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hi im drunk and its barley 7pm
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Sep 7, 2019 01:37
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its ok your day started at 3am
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Sep 7, 2019 01:38
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marijuanamancer posted:hey if you only drink 1 - 3 days a week with a break in between its only binging, not alcoholism. if you just drink on the weekends its a recreation activity What if the drinks are bourbon and I'm having 3-4 every night including weekends?
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Video Nasty posted:What if the drinks are bourbon and I'm having 3-4 every night including weekends? seems legit? lets party?
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marijuanamancer posted:its ok your day started at 3am No I woke up and it was already PM. I'm a piece of poo poo on Friday. Enjoying the trifecta of poo poo, yet legal, drugs. Caffeine, alcohol, kratom.
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Sep 7, 2019 01:39
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Resting Lich Face posted:No I woke up and it was already PM. I'm a piece of poo poo on Friday. why have you done this
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Video Nasty posted:What if the drinks are bourbon and I'm having 3-4 every night including weekends? that's a habit, not a problem. 3-4 drinks is barely a warmup.
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Sep 7, 2019 01:42
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marijuanamancer posted:seems legit? lets party? Come out to Chicago and I'm down. The Binny's out here told me they were going to stop carrying my favorite bourbon so I started stocking up on it a whole bunch from the area because nobody was buying it except me.
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Sep 7, 2019 01:43
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bulleit bourbon is a long walk off a short pier any time you're ready
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:1. What's your best excuse for your hungover behavior at work or at home?? 1. Allergies and/or I'm working remote today 2. Shots of 100 proof vodka 3. They know 4. No DUI or anything but I have screamed at my mother and felt bad Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:
If they love you they know already AS in pt 3 above. Budgeting? I assumed we were all overpaid IT assholes that had ample funds for addictions, katana/video game collections and maybe a couple nice vehicles here and there Movies? Tremors, Clue, Big Trouble in Little China, you know. The good stuff.
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marijuanamancer posted:why have you done this Welp, the only thing I have to do on a normal Friday is cook for the family... but they're not home tonight so I just filled up on string cheese and booze.
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Sep 7, 2019 01:43
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Resting Lich Face posted:Welp, the only thing I have to do on a normal Friday is cook for the family... but they're not home tonight so I just filled up on string cheese and booze. what kind of string cheese?
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marijuanamancer posted:what kind of string cheese? Uhhh... it was a big huge bag from Costco.
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Sep 7, 2019 01:45
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just as i suspected
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Also in this thread share your tips for lying to loved ones and budgeting properly for your addiction. Also share what movies you like for drinking and for hangovers. I like to watch war movies when I'm drinking alone! My loved ones don't notice or at least don't say they notice. Regardless, it's the same end effect. As for poo poo to watch whilst pissed I find that Achievement Hunter is vastly entertaining when I've got a hangover-in-progress. marijuanamancer posted:just as i suspected What? It's actually pretty good string cheese. My only regret is my Costco doesn't have liquor 
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Sep 7, 2019 01:48
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yeah I eat rear end posted:is your intent of posting ITT to prove how lame you are because you're doing a great job Have another drink and tell us about your lovely pathetic life.
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MustardFacial posted:Have another drink and tell us about your lovely pathetic life. gently caress off twat.
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Sep 7, 2019 01:53
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The costco string cheese is honestly plasticky and rubbery as hell, one of the things they get wrong. Go to a supermarket and get some actual mozzerella strings.
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Sep 7, 2019 01:56
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MustardFacial posted:Have another drink and tell us about your lovely pathetic life. i'll tell your wife all about it later when she leaves you for a real drinker
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Supreme Allah posted:The costco string cheese is honestly plasticky and rubbery as hell, one of the things they get wrong. Go to a supermarket and get some actual mozzerella strings. It's the Cheese Heads brand. Idk if that's the Costco store brand one or not.
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Sep 7, 2019 02:00
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All the other drunks pass out or what? This thread was poppin earlier
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Sep 7, 2019 02:39
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yeah I eat rear end posted:i'll tell your wife all about it later when she leaves you for a real drinker She doesn't really tolerate milquetoast losers but yeah go ahead. Besides, real drinkers know how to keep a lid on their emotional demons.
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Sep 7, 2019 02:41
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MustardFacial posted:She doesn't really tolerate milquetoast losers but yeah go ahead. You seem like a lovely person.
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Sep 7, 2019 02:42
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MustardFacial posted:She doesn't really tolerate milquetoast losers Sorry about your impending divorce mate.
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1. What's your best excuse for your hungover behavior at work or at home?? 2. What's your best way to get the alcohol in your bloodstream faster?? 3. Are you being honest about your alcoholism to your loved ones yet? 4. What's the lowest you've been? 1. I don't get hungover. Just horrible anxiety and shakiness. As one user on here put it, I'm a "pro". 2. Gatorade with vodka. 3. Absolutely. I'm a "functioning alcoholic" and I get my stuff done but it's definitely having a toll on my body now that I'm about to hit 30. Plan on using Valium to detox from it at home. 4. About 33 cents short.
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MustardFacial posted:She doesn't really tolerate milquetoast losers but yeah go ahead. my lid for my emotional demons is your wife's throat
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:4. Christmas drunk alone eating gross fried chicken as a conscious choice I did this around 10 years ago but instead of fried chicken I roasted and ate a duck by myself
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Sep 7, 2019 02:53
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I'm his wife.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:my lid for my emotional demons is your wife's throat Confirming this is true as his wife.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:my lid for my emotional demons is your wife's throat Lmao. You win.
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imagine having a lid for your emotional demons
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I was fond of boilermakers (shot of cheap whiskey and a tallboy can of cheap beer) but you can't go wrong shotgunning a can or torpoedoeing a bottle with a bendy straw for getting it into you faster. Supposedly diet soda has something in it that will get you drunk faster because it helps the alcohol hit your brain faster.
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frogge posted:I was fond of boilermakers (shot of cheap whiskey and a tallboy can of cheap beer) but you can't go wrong shotgunning a can or torpoedoeing a bottle with a bendy straw for getting it into you faster. Supposedly diet soda has something in it that will get you drunk faster because it helps the alcohol hit your brain faster. Just put the booze in your rear end.
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I'm legit excited. They are building a state liquor store closer to my house. Soon I don't have to drive 35 miles to get anything stronger than 3.2%
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Edgar posted:I'm legit excited. They are building a state liquor store closer to my house. Soon I don't have to drive 35 miles to get anything stronger than 3.2% What shitass state do you live in?
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Resting Lich Face posted:What shitass state do you live in? The State of Deseret, aka Utah.
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frogge posted:I was fond of boilermakers (shot of cheap whiskey and a tallboy can of cheap beer) but you can't go wrong shotgunning a can or torpoedoeing a bottle with a bendy straw for getting it into you faster. Supposedly diet soda has something in it that will get you drunk faster because it helps the alcohol hit your brain faster. my favorite drink by far remains a rusty nail. It's 40% liquor mixed iwth other 40% liquor. Can't go wrong with that. The problem is they are always in the baby bottles, why can't i get a cheap handle of drambuie.
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I haven't had a drink in 122 days, and I miss it terribly. Not that I need it all the time, I just like, think fondly about our old times together.
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