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TheAgent posted:jesus christ why is andrew watson in a full on fursuit Don't kink shame bro https://twitter.com/EricSolum123/status/844100051987128320?s=20
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Dooguk posted:You are not the real Throatse. Where is the cute animal gif? I am Derek Smart, and so can you! https://i.imgur.com/XJu4zKN.mp4 fuk u hosted image deleters!  
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TheAgent posted:I'm glad after 5 years of posting this poo poo I'm finally getting qanon level people thinking I'm some kind of super insider dev and not some fat loving idiot that gets a bunch of fakey bullshit emails and posts them to a dead comedy forum 
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Aug 11, 2020 22:02
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Oh it is you. Apologies.
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TheAgent posted:jesus christ why is andrew watson in a full on fursuit They want the world to know their true fursona
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Strangler 42 posted:They're still trying to find a way to lie to the backers without lying to the investors. Too true. And it turns out, even with a world class BS machine like Chris, it’s pretty hard!
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Space games, I've made a few But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And nothing more, but by extension I fleeced each eager nerd And may I say, not in a shy way But less, much less than this I scammed them my way
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Ol' red eyes.
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Sunswipe posted:I thought everyone knew The Agent was Erin Roberts? No, that was EightAce.
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reading a post where a guy complains that sitting doing nothing while quantum traveling is boring. some of the responses are really  -ing me out for some weird reasonquote:There are time sinks planned while in QT: ah yes. this long period of inactivity will no longer be boring because i can press a button to make sure a screen is still green. plus i can press another button to get a water from the fridge and press another button to drink it so I don't die. Ooops! can't forget about pressing several buttons to make my dude drop a duce while I'm waiting. poo poo, am i wearing the same socks i was wearing yesterday? gotta remember to buy more socks at the loving space walmart. and maybe i can play pool with my crew when they're also not making GBS threads out of boredom. because that isn't one thing we'll try once and never touch again. and i'm sure that the physics model which cannot handle humans and ships flitting through space will absolutely be able to recreate a perfectly fidelicious billiards mechanic that will be as engaging as a real game of pool. in fact, why am i playing a video game when i could just be playing pool!
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:ah yes. this long period of inactivity will no longer be boring because i can press a button to make sure a screen is still green. plus i can press another button to get a water from the fridge and press another button to drink it so I don't die. Ooops! can't forget about pressing several buttons to make my dude drop a duce while I'm waiting. poo poo, am i wearing the same socks i was wearing yesterday? gotta remember to buy more socks at the loving space walmart. and maybe i can play pool with my crew when they're also not making GBS threads out of boredom. because that isn't one thing we'll try once and never touch again. and i'm sure that the physics model which cannot handle humans and ships flitting through space will absolutely be able to recreate a perfectly fidelicious billiards mechanic that will be as engaging as a real game of pool. in fact, why am i playing a video game when i could just be playing pool! eagerly awaiting controlling the hands scrubbing my spaceman during my tenth shower of the day while listening to doppler-shifted news talk radio as i traverse a star system at .2c on a mission to courier data between moons in chris roberts's gritty hard sci-fi universe where information doesn't travel faster than the speed of light
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"There are time sinks planned" sums up Star Citizen pretty well.
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/CloudImperium/status/1286379564122255360 CIG does something I can support fully! 
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Can't wait for icache so I can check inventory for the 20 minutes I travel through the boredom of space. But then what will I do on the five minute train rides? 
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Mr. Peepers posted:Known issues, here's a list: 
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Strangler 42 posted:They're still trying to find a way to lie to the backers without lying to the investors. They can't tell the backers "we're almost there guys!" without the investors saying "I heard you say you're almost there, is that true?". Right now it's time for Operation: Kick the Can Down the Road More like operation hold the can .... you see there has been issues with locating roads to kick the can down. The main problem being is they lost the road map and now cannot develop a new road map without a road map .... its a dilly of a pickle there in. early days
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Delayed SQ42 trailer. Delayed trailer explaining delayed SQ42 trailer. Delayed roadmap. Delayed roadmap to the roadmap. Invisible hot dogs, T-posing NPCs, pink balls, watermelons, no physics, no game. Star Citizen. Everything but a space game. Everything but a game.
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Scruffpuff posted:Delayed SQ42 trailer. Delayed trailer explaining delayed SQ42 trailer. Delayed roadmap. Delayed roadmap to the roadmap. Invisible hot dogs, T-posing NPCs, pink balls, watermelons, no physics, no game.
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I like that the 'roadmap to the roadmap' has infected both spectrum and  , and more shitizens are seeing the truth.
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That was the straw that broke the sandworm's back.
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BluesShaman posted:I like that the 'roadmap to the roadmap' has infected both spectrum and BluesShaman posted:That was the straw that broke the sandworm's back. Yeah coming out with a vague promise of a roadmap to a roadmap for a game that’s five years late after a year of virtual silence, and only because the backer discontent finally spilled out into the games media, finally broke through a lot of Citizen’s brain disease. “Maybe CIG doesn’t give a poo poo about us the game will never be finished?” colonelwest fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Aug 12, 2020 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/CloudImperium/status/1286379841470607361 I find this incredibly sad as every one of these good boys and girls will have crossed over the rainbow bridge before Star Citizen comes out. Tweet after tweet over the years of, "Sadly, we've lost our precious [pet name] after [x] years of faithful service o7 See you in the verse."
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All dogs go to space-dog heaven.
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ComfyPants posted:I find this incredibly sad as every one of these good boys and girls will have crossed over the rainbow bridge before Star Citizen comes out. Tweet after tweet over the years of, "Sadly, we've lost our precious [pet name] after [x] years of faithful service o7 See you in the verse." Yeah furries have a very short life span, especially the pink ones
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TheAgent posted:jesus christ why is andrew watson in a full on fursuit What the gently caress..... E: like, furry your life away - do your thing. But don’t go throwing yourself in a fur suit in amongst a pile of puppers and not expect people to think you’re not creepy. The Rabbi T. White fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Aug 12, 2020 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Yeah furries have a very short life span, especially the pink ones Yeah I’m surprised everyone just overlooked this...  “Let me dress up in my finest furry costume and hold my pet snake for this corporate PR Twitter post.” -A true professional pushing the boundaries of video game technology
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colonelwest posted:Yeah I’m surprised everyone just overlooked this... What the fuckin hell. I had to go back and double check that it wasn't a photoshop. FFS.
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Here's what I think the Star Citizen "Ship Pipeline" is like. CR : We need a ship. Designer: What will the ship do? CR : Ship must sell, must be cool, *opens Netflix and searches for a space movie*. Like this one! Designer : Sir, but thats.... CR : Doesn't matter, get it done. Designer: *obviously concerned* will get the team right on it. Several days pass. Designer: Initial concepts are done along with some beautiful artwork to go along with the ship launch. CR : *Furiously shuffles through the papers*. BUT THIS ISN'T COOL ENOUGH. It needs to have more ... things poking out. This doesn't look like a PIRATE SHIP. Designer: But we follo.... CR : REDESIGN IT NOW. Designer : Right on it. Time passes. Disco : Hello everyone! Welcome to ..... And this week we'll be unveiling our latest ship! AND boy are you in for a treat Trailer plays. Money is spent. Rinse and repeat and you have an infinite money generator!
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peter gabriel posted:Space games, I've made a few Second verse, second verse, second verse
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colonelwest posted:Yeah I’m surprised everyone just overlooked this... I have a creeping feeling that this guy actually lives near me Squiddite posted:eagerly awaiting controlling the hands scrubbing my spaceman during my tenth shower of the day while listening to doppler-shifted news talk radio as i traverse a star system at .2c on a mission to courier data between moons in chris roberts's gritty hard sci-fi universe where information doesn't travel faster than the speed of light Imagine how great it’ll be to wipe your rear end in VR!
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colonelwest posted:Yeah I’m surprised everyone just overlooked this... Not that the breathing part has stopped the Citizens before (insert self-asphyxiating cos-playing man from last years poo poo Can).
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ComfyPants posted:I find this incredibly sad as every one of these good boys and girls will have crossed over the rainbow bridge before Star Citizen comes out. Tweet after tweet over the years of, "Sadly, we've lost our precious [pet name] after [x] years of faithful service o7 See you in the verse." Pretty sure the fursuit of the tools programmer in the third tweet will survive. E: f, b
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gently caress, it's Monday again.
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