|
Zaphod42 posted:Tesla made cars that do work. I made this comparison months ago in the previous thread. So I believe I called it?
|
#
¿
Sep 9, 2019 20:52
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 23, 2024 13:07 |
|
|
Forget about stupidly priced jpgs. Here is one for free of my baby girl playing with her daycare friends:
|
|
#
¿
Sep 11, 2019 10:20
|
|
|
Pissing is fairly integral to the game play of My Summer Car (aka Fidelity, Fury and Frustration: The Game)
|
|
#
¿
Sep 12, 2019 10:06
|
|
|
Baxta posted:Perkele? Go to pussy, Satan.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 12, 2019 21:02
|
|
|
My first ever video game was somehow Wizball on the Amiga 500. All other games since have seemed easy and logical.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 12, 2019 21:14
|
|
|
Where is that little, square, troll-looking guy who was always saluting in pictures?
|
|
#
¿
Sep 28, 2019 20:44
|
|
|
his nibs posted:no no this guy Yeah that's who I was talking about. Literal human troll.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 29, 2019 07:51
|
|
|
Nah fair enough. I retract it. It's more the creepy grin and constant saluting that brought him to my attention. And I'll stand by that being weird.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 29, 2019 09:38
|
|
|
Jonny Nox posted:I'm not sure Verhoeven really intended ST as satire. It's not quite his milieu.  This is the hottest take I've seen on anything ever.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 4, 2019 09:40
|
|
|
Get your dog into doggy day care if you work. Look at my wonderful girl spending her day griefing other dogs.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2019 01:09
|
|
|
Everything about that is just awful.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2019 09:25
|
|
|
DapperDon posted:It was one year ago that I had to say goodbye to this King. He never got his refund. A truely great ruler, obviously.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2019 19:04
|
|
|
Beet Wagon posted:holy gently caress lol, they actually built Star Citizen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNuu4dxu4Rw Holy poo poo they actually did. A 3 person team. loving LOL CROBBITS. e: for any CGI jerkoffs or their supporters reading this, THIS is what pre-alpha gameplay looks like. All the features are in and working. The graphics are just kinda shoddy, but things 95% work. And how much does this cost? $16. SIXTEEN loving DOLLARS. NOT SIXTEEN THOUSAND. The Rabbi T. White fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Oct 16, 2019 |
|
#
¿
Oct 16, 2019 05:32
|
|
|
Oh poo poo I'm just getting to the end and he has someone join the stream who is a Scam Citizen fan. Ha.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 16, 2019 06:28
|
|
|
Agony Aunt posted:Any quality comments? Nah not really. Guy is $600 in. It’s just hilarious that you can tell he is building up to it.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 16, 2019 09:31
|
|
|
giogetmilkedformoney seems to actively hate the game and CIG and yet still sends them lots of cash.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 16, 2019 20:49
|
|
|
 Willow says to have a spooky Halloween. And also that Star Citizen is the true horror.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 30, 2019 19:31
|
|
|
Kosumo posted:Sledge Roberts: Trust Me, I Know What I'm Doing* 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 31, 2019 02:03
|
|
|
Zushio posted:I check Cracked almost everyday. I don't read many of the articles, but I have an undying loyalty to Seanbaby. Seanbaby is cool and good, but I thought he had very little to do with the site nowadays? Also JoeBloopers turned up as predicted and spouted the same ol’ poo poo.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 3, 2019 09:19
|
|
|
Zushio posted:Also, Calculords is the best game I ever bought that I don't understand.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 3, 2019 20:40
|
|
|
Killcreek got old.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 5, 2019 09:13
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2019 07:28
|
|
|
I’m now entirely convinced Blobbers is one of you fucks being Andy Kaufman level dedicated to an almost decade long troll.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 16, 2019 00:58
|
|
|
What time does the poo poo-show start?
|
|
#
¿
Nov 22, 2019 20:36
|
|
|
Zushio posted:Is it bad that I unironically enjoy reading The Fourth Stimpire whenever someone posts it? Yes.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 03:04
|
|
|
loving 2am start. What bullshit. Ah well, at least I'll get to see the all important Crobbers wrap-up.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 03:47
|
|
|
So I know I wasn't going to be up to watch the start - but gently caress it, I'm drank and might as well ride this out till I collapse. What's the discord, mother bitches?
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 13:26
|
|
|
TheAgent posted:ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blugh Bloody Marys are your friend.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 13:38
|
|
|
That camera change with him to then recite something he has practised for days on end was loving awful and looks amateur as all Hell.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 13:56
|
|
|
What the gently caress is this font chat?? This is just mind bogglingly stupid and boring.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 19:30
|
|
|
 Almost a perfect username / post combo. I hereby christen this citizen of the stars to be “Colostomy Man”.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 19:55
|
|
|
Taintrunner posted:I’m the bag man cosplay Deep down, we’re all Colostomy Man.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 20:45
|
|
|
Great. They've added A Rockstar Ate My Hamster in their spacemans flying game.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 20:56
|
|
|
SelenicMartian posted:Quantum erases the difference between real and simulated. Nah, you see - we don't understand how quantum mechanics magically makes things work in the real universe, so therefore if they throw the word quantum randomly at their lovely-rear end code, it will magically work, too.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 21:02
|
|
|
SelenicMartian posted:TZ: Do you want us to hurry up or keep going? It was like 5 people who said "KEEP GOING" as no-one else was listening. Same logic as their expanded game scope poll that 200 people (mostly CIG employees) voted on. THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO RESPONDED TO THIS OBSCURE QUESTION WE DID NOT PUBLICISE ANYWHERE HAVE SPOKEN.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 21:07
|
|
|
Something is obviously hosed with their keynote that they're trying to get fixed.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 21:08
|
|
|
Ahahahaua they flat out said they’re filling time.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 21:29
|
|
|
It’s happening, folks. Chris is backstage trying to work up the courage to come out and admit the entire thing is a bust and that he has spent all the backers money and he is a failure. It’s the only explanation for this delay.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 21:34
|
|
|
Where's MoMA when you need him to make things entertaining?
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 21:45
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 23, 2024 13:07 |
|
|
-120C??? You would die pretty much instantly, you loving idiots.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 23, 2019 22:18
|
|