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Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
Wait what, the thread ended at page 6530?
I was only some 40 pages behind but it started going fast again. I was hoping to catch up before page 6665.
Ah well, at least I'm relieved of the urge to make a little something to celebrate the birth of the new thread.

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Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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And we're in the games forum now?
Eh... Hi there games goons! I'm sorry this thread is not about a video game.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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trucutru posted:

The great wheel of Shitsara, according to the backers.



:five:

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Interview with a Frontier developer of the Elite:Dangerous game engine:
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/threads/meet-the-team-kay-ross.521191/

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

MarcusSA posted:

How many space ships can I buy with real money? None?

Ok not a real game.

Well, essentially all of them, for the price of the game. Then you still have to play to unlock them. After all this is a game, not a model viewer.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Tippis posted:

Couldn't find it so I made my own…



:five:

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
Meanwhile, Infinity Battlescape is coming to Steam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZpWUzJ3USA

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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From 2017, but first time I see it:
http://www.gamersheroes.com/features/the-5-biggest-video-game-kickstarter-scams-in-the-making/

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Scruffpuff posted:

One of constant unforced errors, massively overblown promises, preternatural incompetence, zero practical experience, and absolutely unwarranted ego.

Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

Scar, The Lion King, 1994.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUe7O3ODHQ

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Wise Learned Man posted:

I initially misread the link as "gamershoes.com" and I was momentarily jealous that I hadn't thought of selling overpriced tactical fps sneakers and apm-boosting loafers to dewrito chuds.

Strangely, that exists.
https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/27/17290280/k-swiss-esports-sneakers-immortals

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

MedicineHut posted:

That is fake. Where is blobber?

I was looking for his posts as well and surprised he wasn't there. I thought that was the most remarkable about the article.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
I've finally completed the old thread.
This new thread seems to grow about twice as fast as the old one. I'm afraid I'm not going to catch up like this.
What is causing this? Is CIG̸ producing lots of lolworthy material? Has Cry been rekt? Is it lots of new people leaving r/starcitizen? Is it lots of people posting from the games subforum? :confuoot:

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Beet Wagon posted:

"What's a three month delay for never?" holy gently caress

Thread title AF.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Infinity: Battlescape took 15 years to get to early access:
https://www.vgamezone.com/2019/09/24/the-15-year-wait-for-infinity-battlescape-is-nearly-over-its-out-on-early-access-this-week/

So Star Ciziten can take at least another eight years.

Edit: 8 x 30 million = $240,000,000 more needed.

Beexoffel fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Sep 29, 2019

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Quavers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P6V1ey9mUo

"What Citizens SPENT on Star Citizen! Are they STILL HAPPY? Our community gets together to talk about what they've spent on Star Citizen and how they feel years later about their pledges. We go over our community's comments and those in our chat during the stream!"

Also, DaGamez describes Montoya as a celebrity :laffo:

Some of the comments by people having spent a few hundred or thousand, are quite concerned. And others are 'no regrets'. Anexample how the same thing can look so different to different people.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Sanya Juutilainen posted:

Finally found the right programming language for Chris:

https://github.com/kelseyhightower/nocode

Perfect for ~~~ dreams ~~~.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Bootcha posted:

Wait, poo poo, wrong series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2dbNx3c7uk

Edit: Cat taxxe paid on last page.

Cool, over an hour! I'm gonna reserve some time, and a good drink, to watch this!

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Agony Aunt posted:

Waaaay ahead of you!

Polluting my body and my mind at the same time!

Doing it now! Feels smooth like the Scottish drink I'm having with it.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire
Great show again, Bootcha!
Isn't Rexzilla currently the main maker of video shows for Star Citizen?

Edit: I guess this can do as taxxe.

Beexoffel fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 1, 2019

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Bootcha posted:

Not relevant, yet.

CIG goes through favored streamers like Miller thought Spartans went through babies.

Oh, it's that company turnover then.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Sanya Juutilainen posted:

Here's a better quality:



It's not handles, it's some display thing, maybe for time control games? They seem differently curved at each side (mirrored, that is), so it's likely it's something like the left one is for you, the right one for your opponent.

How can you play chess with a set where all the pieces are the same colour?!

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

JugbandDude posted:

How can you play chess with those wavy hands? The man never played chess in his life.

Or maybe it's just lighting making them look the same.

You may be right.
But that's never happened to my chess pieces.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Sabreseven posted:

To answer your question, it's basically Hell in vinyl form, an sample thusly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPLk5mJ1D4

I think it's a Schlager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxfGA2iUAmw

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Whenever I see Sandweed's avatar, I think of this picture:

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Absolute madmen.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Dogeh posted:

We need an org booth at CitCon.
Actually, I'm sure it's not too late to get one up and running.

Find more details in this thread: You need to have Anti-SC Goon access
I hope no-one minds me taking this on.
I will have more details by the weekend.

However. My artistic skills aren't the best.
Do we have an org logo?

Goones, perdite omnia!

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Agony Aunt posted:

Assuming the whole thing doesn't implode, they should reach the point of getting something that they can call a release.

And then... we start checking it off with this list:
https://starcitizentracker.github.io/

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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What is this lack of taxxe?!

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Sanya Juutilainen posted:

"I mined in first person, I mined in third person, I mined solo, I mined in multiplayer, all that's left for me is to mine in real life!"

:five:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q54lVO7elt0

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Viscous Soda posted:

:lol: Watch the video in the linked bug report, the bug seems to make you immune to the airlock "kill zone". They just cannot seem to stop naked men from running around in space.

Star Citizen: They just cannot seem to stop naked men from running around in space.

Edit: Astrokat taxxe.

Beexoffel fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Nov 4, 2019

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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The new Overwatch game has a Pusher Robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQuwivoOHVE&t=117s

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Agony Aunt posted:

Overwatch 2? That's a gamble. The first game is still going strong and people have a lot of time and money invested in it. I wonder how many will move to the new version. They risk fracturing the playerbase.

They want to capture the enormous and yet untapped Goon audience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Quavers posted:

SomethingJones was cool too, but the project broke his mind :saddowns:

There was some painful discussion, after which he stopped posting.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

his nibs posted:

I'd like to think that some day, when the time is right* the fav posters will return for a goodbye rooftop gig.






*CIG shuttering the offices

Barbecue party at Uncle Derek's?

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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I am reminded of one kind Citizen whom I hope is doing better now...

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Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

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Here's mine!

https://mfbc.us/m/jc5ybg?_ga=2.258007050.1261274491.1572645410-2092854683.1572645410

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