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What Is Star Citizen? Launching in 2014, Star Citizen is the glorious rebirth of the space sim as a genre. Brought to you by the creative mind behind Wing Commander and also Wing Commander: The Movie, Star Citizen consists of two parts: a massive online universe where millions of players will interact, and a standalone narrative single-player experience that will bring all the excitement and star power of a blockbuster movie to your pc. And best of all, Star Citizen is fully(ish) crowdfunded, which means it can't be rushed to release by big publishers desperate to make a buck! In Star Citizen, a player can be anything they want to be, whether they make their fortune mining ore on distant planetoids, delivering trade goods, or chasing criminals through the streets of expansive city planets as a bounty hunter. Star Citizen strives to offer the player unlimited choice in a fully-immersive universe, with an extreme focus on realism and fidelity. Features like perma-death, ship insurance, and even a permanent reputation system that includes cleanliness ensure the player makes meaningful choices and feels the result of those choices as they navigate the universe. To flesh out this living, breathing universe, Star Citizen features a wide variety of starships for players to own, pilot, and destroy. These ships are as detailed and advanced as the characters themselves, with thousands of hours of thought put into their design and function. Will you be a trade kingpin running expensive goods across the 'Verse in your Hull E, or perhaps a high-end tour guide for fancy patrons with your 890 Jump? That is up to you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJJ9TcGxhNY Holy loving shitballs, this sounds amazing! How do I get in on this? Getting started in Star Citizen is incredibly easy! First, visit Star Citizen's website at https://www.robertsspaceindustries.com and then navigate to their store page. From there you can select the ship you feel best suits the kind of gameplay you want, and buy it! Be careful, as the best ships do not come with a game package, which is required to play the game. Wait, are those prices in real human dollars? What the gently caress? Of course they are! Star Citizen didn't become the most crowdfunded video game of all time by not letting players spend thousands of dollars on fake space ships! Don't worry though, you only have to spend $45, so long as you don't mind not being able to kill anything or complete 80% of the missions in the game! Everything is fine, there's nothing to worry about! Spend as little as you like, and know that those who have spent tens of thousands of dollars for infinitely better spaceships than you will absolutely treat you with respect and kindness, and will in no way demand you work on their ships in serfdom. This is the glorious space future, and you can either pull yourself up by the bootstraps in real life and give Chris Roberts $10,000 or you can enjoy grinding for 900 hours carrying boxes to and fro before you get a better ship. And you'll like it! Okay, what is Star Citizen really? Star Citizen is an absolutely incredible grift that has been separating gullible dorks from their money since 2012 despite being run by a comically incompetent group of dreamers, scam artists, vampires, and recent Full Sail graduates. It has made headlines for everything from being the biggest crowdfunded video game of all time to being five years overdue to telling a backer with MS who wanted a refund to gently caress off in a court of law. It is defended by a militant group of nerds who threaten, and harass people for making jokes about their video game, and mocked by other nerds basically anywhere it is brought up. It would be impossible to fully list out the astonishing number of absolutely batshit things that have happened during Star Citizen's development, not the least of which includes Derek Smart (of Derek Smart's Desktop Commander fame) stirring from his eternal slumber to become Cloud Imperium's immortal foe (he actually pissed them off so much they forcibly refunded him, something they won't even do to actual literal nazis). All of these events play out over a sort of background radiation of immense financial waste, from $27,000 pledge packages to $250 a plate dinners, which are so common as to be unremarkable at this point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGRsEF953n0 An absolutely in no way complete list of notable Star Citizen drama:
Meanwhile, in between creating glossy promos for $800 art assets and the occasional Jeremy Clarkson knockoff, the actual dev team at CIG have been hard at work trying to scrape together a pile of playable features big enough to call a game. You could, in fact, go play Star Citizen right now. If you wanted to. And... I'm not sure why you would: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1oFvxUoeI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2VmB4L5goY Star Citizen at its best: https://i.imgur.com/A3RS54x.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/gqrmDAk.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/8Sg90Jq.mp4 So please, join us now on our continuing journey through this buggy, lovely space game and the antics of the group of hucksters who want you to spend your kid's college fund on it. And if you are one of the many goons who fell for this and then forgot about it because it has been seven goddamn years since you preordered, please lol jk no refunds, you're hosed pal Notable links, previous threads, etc.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:20 |
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Two Weeks until the end of Q3!
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 07:05 |
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That sounds like something Chris Roberts would write.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 19:26 |
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Hello CIG thread intern! This is your friendly reminder that Q3 is ending today. Good luck!
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 07:50 |
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Star Citizen: Actually a tojal meltdown thread
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 16:22 |
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 19:28 |
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Star Citizen: This game would be loving awesome if it wasn't such poo poo!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 15:49 |
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Star Citizen: PayStarCitizen.com
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 18:46 |
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"Fund comes first, game maybe later"
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 18:07 |
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Hello CInoG thread intern! This is your friendly reminder that Q4 ends in 5 weeks. Good luck!
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 09:12 |
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spreadsheet posted:Leaks are bad. Stop it
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 09:30 |
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2019 22:28 |
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 09:27 |
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TheAgent posted:The funny thing is that the $9m or so made in November just got evaporated by this deal, basically. Thank you for paying
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 17:57 |
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Waves of Hands Weeks of Two Parps of Oldman
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 19:43 |
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 10:25 |
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Verticals sure seems to be worried about people talking about him. Almost as if being a moderator of a subreddit dedicated to stalking an old man has taught him that people can be idiots.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 15:58 |
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But then we would miss out on high quality content like this:posted:I don't like this subreddit. They can either have people like me, or people like you - there's no room for the both of us. And the moderators of this subreddit have made it abundantly clear that they prefer trolls and liars like yourself. ... I see your point.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 19:17 |
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 11:58 |
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colonelwest posted:Procedural birds, Sataball and drink mixing are the holy trinity for me. I’m cashing in my mutual funds to buy JPEGs the second they make it to the PU. Can't wait to see reddit going all "See? See!? It was all a Goon ploy to force CIG to implement the features they wanted!" over this.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 22:04 |
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quote:Convincing naysayers is the last thing we should care about. gently caress them, they wanna hate based on incomplete and obsolete knowledge? Go for it. Keeps them out of the game and out of the community. quote:I would love for the game to become so good to the point that haters end up wanting to play it, and then are not allowed to.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 22:18 |
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quote:A Near Death Experience (NDE) caused me to spend over $31,000 on Star Citizen!
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 10:19 |
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Massively OP’s 2019 Awards: Worst MMO Business Model - STAR CITIZEN & FALLOUT 76
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 18:04 |
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Something has gone wrong Nothing has gone wrong. The project has rightly reevaluated the available options and luckily adapted correctly with a more appropriate scope. And complaining about not enough transparency in the most transparent game development ever is a truly off-scale dumb accusation just because the singleplayer part is not open. It's ok, you should dial down the outrage a smidge. Don't pop a vein. Criticism is not a bad thing. Correct. The OP is not critisism though, its a badly hidden atteempt at the usual crap we get from the cult of anti SC-ists who don't seem to have anything better to do. Let me check that dudes history.... Edit: ok, he seems fine. Maybe just a bit underinformed and jumping to overly hasty conclusions.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 22:15 |
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 08:41 |
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New Legatus Pack: $35k. Only available to those who have spent at least $10k already. https://imgur.com/a/OQyumZL
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 23:34 |
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 13:05 |
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Please help me out here people. This isn't a complaining post. Help me keep the faith. I played for about 2 hours and couldn't do anything without running into some type of game breaking bug. This final straw of me was missing a train because you can't hold backspace to delete text. You have to manually press the key for every letter.... How do they realistically plan on fixing all of this while actually having an MMO with thousands of players? Drop some facts on me people! I need this! To fix all the bugs they need to have the core tech in place fully. SOCS, Server Meshing, Quantawhatever, etc.. IIRC at CCon they mentioned that they wanted to improve the PU gameplay this year. Every new patch I spend a few hours failing until I understand what bugs are out there and what to do to get around them. You're not alone.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2019 10:52 |
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2019 08:35 |
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quote:The whole year of 2019 I was lurking the Something Awful Star Citizen section to get news about refunds/delays/excuses and the mis-managment of Chris Roberts and Star Citizen but now as of 1/1/2020 the site has gone into paid only viewership and gone dark. I'm getting a message saying I have to either pay money OR I cant read/look at the Star Citizen thread anymore.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 09:31 |
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posted:I'm a fan of Elite Dangerous and purchased Star Citizen because I thought it would be cool to be able to walk around and fly a space ship in the same game. Within an hour of starting, I ran into some bugs that made the game basically unplayable (unless any of you folk know what the issues might be). posted:What part of beta dont you understand?
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 12:26 |
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Daztek posted:Squadron 42 doesn't actually exist?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 12:28 |
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I love the refunds/ hate groups attempts to spin things XD Something aweful... More like something full of morons... They keep loosing and they keep on standing back up to sound even dumber....
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 10:45 |
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Crytek: "Judge we are asking you to dismiss our own lawsuit." refund sub: "CIG is in so much trouble!!" What's wrong with these people? A few of them have publicly admitted to having mental disorders. It's certainly a somewhat reasonable explanation for their irrational obsession.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 19:34 |
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Bootcha posted:In the meantime, here's something to read: Dreams.pdf
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 21:41 |
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- Space door that was totally just some wood and a garage door opener - Sandi singing the first stanza of Deutschlandlied, which is associated with nazis, and subsequently deleting the video of it - THE WORM WAS NOT A JOKE! - Star Marine weeks, not months, away from release, before getting cancelled, "it's just a game mode", wait it's back but developed completely in-house - What is PVP slider? iron buns fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Jan 6, 2020 |
# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 12:44 |
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Guys help pls, how to use dupe money with Transport contract? I read several guides and tried with friend, but no one worked. Who tested it work, respond here pls. Just I want to buy starship with in-game money, I cant play with my useless Mustang Alpha.... This ship even not work cargo section Try eating a bag of dicks. Hope that helps you out.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 12:56 |
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You spend a lot of time here for a mod of r/StarCitizen_Refunds. hahaha didn't even know this sub exists, and the people in there are such trolls and little whiny beeches it made my head hurt just reading some of their posts and comments. I like to go there occasionally just to tag the users. That way they're easier to recognize when they come here to stir up trouble (which is every day or three.)
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 19:38 |
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Star Citizen 2: Pledge Harder
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2020 18:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:20 |
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Roadmap update posted:Notable Changes for January 10th, 2020 It's literally nothing. iron buns fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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