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The Sickening and Heartbreaking Truths of the Fourth Stimpire In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. 
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JazzFlight posted:Alright, now that we're on a new thread, can I finally find out where the hell this crazy story originated in the first place? From the fevered brain of one of the backers. This game attracts a lot of cool, normal people. And Nazis.
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Sep 6, 2019 14:12
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My favorite thing about the new thread so far- random goons stumbling in and saying "holy poo poo, is this for real?!?" 2nd favorite thing- Tane 
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Sep 7, 2019 03:17
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Saladin Rising posted:Ah, apparently we have some new people in this thread, so I'd like to introduce you to Clifford aka miku aka SpearmintVR, a citizen who has spent a lot of money on Star Citizen, and is one of the few to show off the actual number. How much has he spent? Is he also the bunny ears cosplay guy?
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Sep 7, 2019 03:24
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free hubcaps posted:p sure this is celery man I was trying to keep the thread SFW, don't wanna get a prob for posting a nude Tane...
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Sep 7, 2019 03:25
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Beet Wagon posted:This guy? This was not a costume contest lol this dude literally posted on Spectrum and Reddit asking whether or not Star Citizen needed a "Dark Knight" to protect it from Derek Smart and the goons (y'know, by murdering them). Now I'm trying to figure out if that's a prop gun or a real one...
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Sep 7, 2019 04:04
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Sabreseven posted:Prisons? Chris just rewatched Star Trek VI and really liked the Klingon prison planet...
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Sep 7, 2019 06:36
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Agony Aunt posted:Watch their latest vid. They spend ages saying absoloutely nothing. I don't hate myself near enough to do something like that...
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Sep 7, 2019 17:10
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trucutru posted:Don't lose faith, some of them are not that dumb Obviously GoonFUD- where's his spacesuit? Edit- taxxe: 
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Sep 7, 2019 17:11
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boviscopophobic posted:Oldie but goodie: Jesus... We have a lot of fun pointing and laughing at this slow motion train wreck, but when the con finally collapses there's going to be a lot of people who will really be destroyed by it...
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Sep 7, 2019 22:24
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Why have any saunas in a spaceship flying game anyway? 
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Sep 8, 2019 19:45
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Star posted:What stuck out to me was what one citizen quoted in that thread The way I read it, and I could be wrong, was that normally developers will make a game with a bunch of ideas and throw them together into an alpha. Then to get to beta they trim down what doesn't work, or what isn't balanced, or makes sense for the game they're trying to make. But since SC has had a playable alpha, and because they're selling ships based on gameplay loops they don't have- they can't really do that "trim down" phase... If they decided land claims and customizable bases just weren't doable, well poo poo, they've already hyped people up and sold them ships and land claims for it... If they decided, I dunno- passenger ships just didn't fit in with their new, trimmed-down vision of the game- same problem. (assuming they sat down and actually finalized what kind of game they wanted to make...) Repeat for pets, drink mixing, tractor beams, ship customization, ship launched snub fighters, "holo chess", swimming, automated drones, sandworms, ore refining, farming, NPC unloading of cargo, procedural weather, procedural wildlife, showering, pooping, prisons, ship aging, wear and tear, racing, plastic surgery, space whales, artifact hunting, player run medical facilities, ship decals, power armor, character aging, pirate countermeasures, player designed outfits, EVA ship repair, engine tuning, ship boarding, docking ships in ships, aliens, stealth takedowns, hiring NPCs, hull breaches, drop-in COOP play, mod tools, ship interior decorations, private servers, modular ships, crafting, 100+ solar systems, enough people in a server to actually fill one of the capitol ships they've sold... All the feature creep and bloat and unnecessary crap that they not only promised, but started selling. Not like I feel bad for them, they dug themselves this hole. But it's basically fraud if they sell a ship that makes planet bound outposts, and then later they say "well, we can't do outposts.." TL:DR: they're screwed... Zazz Razzamatazz fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Sep 8, 2019 |
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Sep 8, 2019 21:25
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Hav posted:The best and worst money I’ve ever spent. Schrodinger's pledge?
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Sep 9, 2019 03:33
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Before that it was regular old Object Container Streaming that was going to save the game right?
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Sep 9, 2019 05:01
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Kosumo posted:Back to a time when You where not to mention Sandi was Chris wife. So they had a stranglehold on that information?
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Sep 9, 2019 15:32
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Oh, I forgot "Item 2.0"... Whatever featured thing they haven't put in- that's waiting for item 2.0 you see. Once item 2.0 is in they'll have lockable ships, and doors opening via mobiglass. Then they "released" item 2.0 and... nothing. Now it's not even mentioned...
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Sep 9, 2019 19:00
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Pixelate posted:Sales surge is over on the sub. Back to bugs... Start CItzizer is gonna have AI indecipherable from real life humans!!! 10 to 1 ratio! Fidelity!! AI is ready and the SQ42 beta is gonna drop next year!
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Sep 10, 2019 00:34
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Kosumo posted:
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Sep 10, 2019 02:06
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iCache? More like iCrash...
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Sep 10, 2019 16:20
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Colostomy Bag posted:Robert's Razor. Sadly used before in more private areas. 
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Sep 10, 2019 18:58
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Everyone's missing the most important part of doing "staggered development"- only having to admit they missed 90% of their deadlines twice a year, rather than four times a year...
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Sep 10, 2019 19:00
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Agony Aunt posted:No, you don't understand staggered development. Huh, guess I don't understand it. (Then again that's probably something CI
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Sep 10, 2019 21:49
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Sarsapariller posted:
This would actually kind of make sense, they said they hit the limit with what they can add to the current system (Hurston?) and couldn't add anything new without removing something... A new system with a loading screen disguised as a jump animation could allow them to add new things. Then again, last time I My guess is that it'll be another sand worm. Looking kind of good but completely fabricated BS.
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Sep 12, 2019 03:54
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Agony Aunt posted:Wonder what the FPS was like. That's actually a video, not a screenshot.
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Sep 12, 2019 13:57
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Beet Wagon posted:We have a discord? Neat! This kind of thing is what made me realize that trying to argue with the SC fans is pointless (unless it's funny)... If you can sit through nearly 20 minutes of nothing and still say "Hmm, yes, this is compelling and engaging gameplay- this is fun" then there is no hope for getting through to that person.
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Sep 15, 2019 16:42
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Or about 4 out of 5 refunds I heard they fired the guy who wrote BL2 and made it funny. Is the new one funny?
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Sep 15, 2019 16:49
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A perfect visual representation of CIG's progress over the last 7 years...
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Sep 15, 2019 17:31
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:Challenge for you goons. Nice try, Chris. You can figure out how to fix your own drat game.
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Sep 17, 2019 02:17
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Spiderdrake posted:Just encountered star citizen on the naughty twitch streaming service. Time to rub?
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Sep 17, 2019 03:09
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:Right, could be that: http://www.electroluminescent-provider.com/portfolio_page/manned-drone/ Wow, it's amazing how Chris and Sandi went from being the non-stop faces of the game/company to completely absent...
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Sep 18, 2019 00:36
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"but that's weeks, not months." Wow...
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Sep 18, 2019 00:37
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No Mods No Masters posted:Heartfelt congrats to whoever ran that bill for that up to 100 grand somehow. We call him "the crobbler of cosplay" Or buy the costume for $2000, charge the company $100,000, pocket $98,000.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:40
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No Mods No Masters posted:I prefer to imagine $98,000 worth of feature creep, delays and missed deadlines, glitches, trying to make the costumes work despite choosing the worst possible materials, and etc. That actually seems possible- I remember hearing about Chris nitpicking over a character model's shoelaces.
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Sep 18, 2019 03:24
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skeletors_condom posted:It's hilarious that the cultists approach purchases of pre-release DLC/jpegs almost as a hobby. They don't even know what CIG will announce: My favorite part of the scam right now is that every new ship is the best ship ever that beats all other ships- only to be replaced by the new best ship ever (only $799- buy now while supplies last!!)
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Sep 19, 2019 02:04
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Quavers posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609452192264617984/624021173537341490/71061226_412200386166737_4692188954373622135_n.mp4 Who says we don't have gameplay loops?!? We totally have gameplay loops just like a real game!! Agony Aunt posted:So... they made NMS? Yes, just suckier.
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Sep 19, 2019 05:00
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Sarsapariller posted:Alright with the weekly video release it's time for another Thank you for posting these so I don't have to waste my time watching them.
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Sep 20, 2019 04:00
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I will confess that I've never made it all the way through a shillmunchalot post...
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Sep 20, 2019 04:14
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mp5 posted:Chris Roberts, architect He is kind of like the architect in that Matrix film. Boring, pretentious, confusing, and drags down the whole endeavor.
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Sep 20, 2019 04:16
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Where the gently caress is my "Key Grip" credit you bastard!? "Key Grip" (Grabby Hands)
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Beet Wagon posted:It's uhhh this place No, this place-  Taxxe: 
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