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IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

tane.

New thread here's to another 8 years!

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IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Cannot wait to get home and watch this Bootcha. Great work!

Just a whole day of work to go first :(

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Oh my god this tasty tasty drama.

Star Citizen I love you. Don't ever change.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Oh those juicy Agent posts :munch:

Has anyone by chance got the image of all that stuff they promised for 2015/2016 on that presentation slide? It was like black background with blue writing from aaaages ago. I've been looking all over for it. I would be most grateful.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016


Ah thanks Pixelate, but it's not that one I don't think. The one I'm thinking of had a load of Squadron 42 promises on it.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

What about those next-gen Star Citizen faces? They sure are the best faces on PC...

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016


That's loving hilarious gj


edit - tax

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Sanya Juutilainen posted:

3.0 has come and passed
Evocati can never last
Wake me up when the Alpha ends

Like my funds come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when the Alpha ends

Here comes Idris again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are

As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when the Alpha ends

3.0 has come and passed
Evocati can never last
Wake me up when the Alpha ends

Flip me the helm again
Like we did when dev began
Wake me up when the Alpha ends

Here comes Idris again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are

As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when the Alpha ends

3.0 has come and passed
Evocati can never last
Wake me up when the Alpha ends

Like my funds come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when the Alpha ends
Wake me up when the Alpha ends
Wake me up when the Alpha ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

Only 13 more years for the last verse *insert nostalgia here*

I had much fun humming this in my head

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Agony Aunt posted:

More content in one crater on Hurston than the whole of Earth though.

I thought of SC when I saw this thread on reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/ec0un4/people_dont_really_need_bigger_worlds_in_games/

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Dooguk posted:



"So where the gently caress's Skyrim?"

"Ok guys we got the screenshot of us at the top of this mountain. What do we do now?"

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

All I see now in these screenshots is the shite IK they've done on the legs. They're always cock-legged now and it just looks really weird.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

I don't think Star Citizen is very good personally. I think infact, it is the opposite of good.

Star Citizen is bad.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Commando - "Those goons are so angry hahaha"

Also Commando -

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

#ReleaseTheSandi

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Just look at the way they poo poo on DomGriff for a perfectly reasonable opinion...



This game exists purely in their heads.


edit - taxxe

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Holy fuckin poo poo have you guys seen this?!?!?!

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/euubki/reload_animation/

Can't say I've ever seen such a fidelitous reload animation in my entire existence on this planet.

A reload animation.

Guys.

A 90+ comment thread on a reload animation.

Guys.

Help.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

EvilMerlin posted:

Missing Praetorian, between Wing Commander and Legatus.

I think that's 15k.

I did nazi that coming! :grin: :grin: :grin:

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Marching Powder posted:

well that's good, see you all again in 5 or 6 years, or if i hear through cultural osmosis that this shitfight has imploded. if any of you had any sense you follow my lead and spend your time thinking and posting about very nearly - if not absolutely - anything else this forum has to offer. my regards to the morons who missed me, ugh, kramering in. and by regards of course i mean basically endless derision and scorn unless you are one of the very few people i found even slightly tolerable and no it's not you.

have fun

There is other stuff on this forum?

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Out of all the things that annoy me the most about this loving catastrophy of a project, it has to be comments like this:

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Why is star citizen

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Time_pants posted:

Promise: a game with no subscription

Reality: a subscription with no game

:five:

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

IT'S HAPPENED!

PEAK STAR CITIZEN!

Latest Inside Shart Citizer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymcaL5Su5Hk

"We're just now putting a team together to make the most important aspect of our game feel good. This is the first time we have done this in 8 years of development. This is a good thing. You will celebrate this in the comments. Thank you and good night" - Chris Robber

IcarusUpHigh fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Feb 14, 2020

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Can't believe I've wasted 7+ years of my life thinking about this scam.

The only way to WIN with Shart Citizoids is to not know about it.

To know about it, is to lose. Whether you're a supporter or a dissenter, if you know about Star Citizen, you fuckin lose.

Buy an idris.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

God loving drat, Pedro's music is the best thing about this project. It's absolutely wasted on Star Citizen but honestly, I've loved almost every piece of music he's put out.

But this track is just :five:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztqavHt2iTw

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

VideoGames posted:

Yes it is something we may examine in the future (like how we changed the name of the gas chamber recently) but to class it on the same level as using the R word for people who chose to buy into a bad game is not the same.

fuckin rofl this forum

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

I get really annoyed sometimes because it's such a waste. Such a waste of money and time and talent.

I know I keep going on about it, but the soundtrack to this game... jeez it's so good. It could've provided so many memories, a backbone to the ultimate space experience. I listen to it when I work sometimes. It deserves more than this ponzi piece of poo poo. I'm annoyed. I don't care if you think it's generic, I think it's some of the best space music I've ever heard.

And I just know it's the one thing that Chris had absolutely nothing to do with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztqavHt2iTw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrPIAYy17A&t=105s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbIyy23_kQ&t=92s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Sd8svGQFU&t=24s

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

peter gabriel posted:

I dunno if this is OK or not but I wanted to do something, I dunno, sorry if this is off or anything
I've made a Don's Dons gang tag, is that OK do you think?



Is good, nice one pgabz.

God bless DapperDon, I always enjoyed reading your posts.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Turns out it's beautiful and smooth and not janky at all! We were wrong all along.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/fvuyu1/bunker_mission_unarmed_speedrun_alternative_title

8 years. $300 million +.

This is STAR CITIZEN!

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

I seem to remember someone making a celery man / Tayne gif with a Crobear head, anyone got that?

Never did a gif, only the pic. I have hundreds...

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016



F I D E L I T Y

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016


IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Did I see someone mention there's a Free Fly coming up soon? Had a look on the googles but can't find nuffin.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016


SPOT THE CROBEAR!

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016


I loving hate everyone on that thread. Jeeeesus christ.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

IT WAS THE JULY BLOG THAT DID THIS

https://streamable.com/2kcrm2

IcarusUpHigh fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Aug 3, 2020

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Oh boy it's their worst video yet I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX5lB7OHHdM

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

As a gamedev, I look at this top-voted comment and I think, what do they mean?



What do you mean it's not placeholder? Do you mean it's the full high-poly version? "Like, the whole actual thing". I don't understand. Do you know what LODs are? Is this different to any other game that has something in the distance you can go towards? What does this statement mean and why is it so upvoted?

It's at that point you realise how/why CIG are still making money off these people.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016



https://streamable.com/7za2il

SOUND REQUIRED KTHX

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IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

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