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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Is that belted sweaters rag a fetish magazine?

































Because it is now....

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

Is that belted sweaters rag a fetish magazine?

































Because it is now....

I don't think it has anything to do with Voodoo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Gaunab posted:

Those are soul patches they're just a moustache and goatee where they allowed that hair to grow. This is what people think of when you say soul patch:



I've never put my head into a bowling ball polishing machine.
I'm sure many of you wish that I did.
If I had a dome like that, I'd want to.
How could you not?
Hold on guys you go roll a few I got... Something I gotta try. *Drops quarters into machine*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Beef City posted:

I've never put my head into a bowling ball polishing machine.
I'm sure many of you wish that I did.
If I had a dome like that, I'd want to.
How could you not?
Hold on guys you go roll a few I got... Something I gotta try. *Drops quarters into machine*

I want to go bowling with him and we'll be bowling, he'll be doing better than me and I'll compliment him on his bowling and he'll smile. We'll keep bowling until eventually I tell him that even the bowling balls aren't as nice and smooth as his head and he'll smile so big and blush and turn his face away in embarrassment, then we'll shake hands and tell each other we will always be best friends.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I want to go bowling with him and we'll be bowling, he'll be doing better than me and I'll compliment him on his bowling and he'll smile. We'll keep bowling until eventually I tell him that even the bowling balls aren't as nice and smooth as his head and he'll smile so big and blush and turn his face away in embarrassment, then we'll shake hands and tell each other we will always be best friends.

This but gay sex in the bowling alley bathroom.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

This but gay sex in the bowling alley bathroom.

I dont do sex

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

You always struck me as a rough trade.

Oh well....C'est la vie

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I dunno I just wanted to bowl and get some free popcorn, not a handy from baldo the clown who got his head stuck in the ball cleaner

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

You always struck me as a rough trade.

Oh well....C'est la vie

The only rough trade I ever made was giving my friend Link to the Past in exchange for Drakkhen!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

marijuanamancer posted:

is that vin diesel

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I like to call him by his full name, Vinjamin

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I'm not too big of a man to admit that this made me literally cackle out loud like an old lunch lady.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the fast and the friendly

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

the fast and the friendly

Wow sounds really incredible

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ok so we've a team of young hot stars ready to do whatever it takes to get an apartment together in new york

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Judging by what all the 70s clothes are made of, static shocks to the chest and leg hair were probably an everyday occurrence. And if they got undressed in the dark, you'd be able to see sparks and hear crackly noises coming from those clothes as well. Although this isn't an exclusively 70s phenomenon - I had cheap clothes of some man-made fibre or another in the 90s and I can remember some of them making crackly noises and possibly giving tiny sparks. This wasn't supposed to be the "stupid 90s clothes nostalgia thread" but here you are anyway.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Using his Jncos windfarm, he wrote through the night. Walden on Denim Pond.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

mister six looking good for his date with the Outer Church

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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god look at those corduroys (I assume), look at them

and the sideburns

itry
Aug 23, 2019





I didn't know gambesons were a thing in the 70's.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Either the person working the camera is gettin' down, too, or the mass dancing is shaking the camera podium to the beat. Impressive feat, either way.

Have another Soul Train vid that follows the thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTTpxQXwFE


Edit: "sizes 25 to 34" lol not today.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

itry posted:

I didn't know gambesons were a thing in the 70's.

I'm imagining this man arguing for his right to open carry at Walmart, but I'm just not seeing how he's able to do it unless it's a literal rapier (the sword, not his... Whole look)

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

I never noticed the Florida patch on his hat till now.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

marijuanamancer posted:

is that vin diesel

It's clearly pitbull

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Burt Sexual posted:

This was a mistake probe. Pm me for a free av cert. because that post rules. My pocket not lowtaxs

Yes I was merely saying that Burt Reynolds was very handsome. Were you named after him Burt?

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

pram posted:




what exactly happened in america that produced the most abhorrent aesthetics ever suffered by mankind? was it carter?

Andre 3000 looking dapper

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Pickwick High posted:

Yes I was merely saying that Burt Reynolds was very handsome. Were you named after him Burt?

I should probably apologize too. I set some people ITT adrfit on a gold medallion in a swamp full of testosterone with chest hair rising up above us like mangrove trees and the only thing we can hear through the bristle is grunting and steamy saxophone solos. The whole place smells like Old Spice too. I'll grab the chain and try to pull is all back to safety with some leisure suits:

This suit is awesome, it was advertised in Plaboy Magazine too:


This suit gives me a drat headache:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Valko posted:

This suit gives me a drat headache:


It's like staring at the sun. Beautiful but I think I may be blind now.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




The cargo-pants of suits.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Great, now I look like a carpet.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Great, now I look like a carpet.

Made from a tar pit

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Jollity Farm posted:

Judging by what all the 70s clothes are made of, static shocks to the chest and leg hair were probably an everyday occurrence. And if they got undressed in the dark, you'd be able to see sparks and hear crackly noises coming from those clothes as well. Although this isn't an exclusively 70s phenomenon - I had cheap clothes of some man-made fibre or another in the 90s and I can remember some of them making crackly noises and possibly giving tiny sparks. This wasn't supposed to be the "stupid 90s clothes nostalgia thread" but here you are anyway.

Combined with all the shag carpeting it’s a wonder the country didn’t burn itself to the ground.

Garfield
Jun 25, 2019


im the business shorts

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Kids were not immune



Me, my sisters, brother and cousins in 1973

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Keith Atherton posted:

Kids were not immune



Me, my sisters, brother and cousins in 1973

Please tell us which one you are so I can make a blingee of you.


Thank you.

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Keith Atherton posted:

Kids were not immune



Me, my sisters, brother and cousins in 1973

Are those quilted skirts? :eyepop: Also what cult were you in.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Keith Atherton posted:

Kids were not immune



Me, my sisters, brother and cousins in 1973

The hair, oh my god it rules

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Literally A Person posted:

Please tell us which one you are so I can make a blingee of you.


Thank you.

I’m the little blond boy in the second row

1975



1971 was better but still 70s



Oh I’ve got one with my Mom

Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Sep 8, 2019

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Oops

Piggy Smalls fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Sep 8, 2019

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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Keith Atherton posted:

Kids were not immune



Me, my sisters, brother and cousins in 1973

reminds me of those traditional korean dresses with the bows on the front

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