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What about a butthole but it’s not covered in weird bumps and is also not slightly bloody
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Sep 8, 2019 04:25
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One of these things, but it's a butt plug so you can fill your rear end with soda and then pull the cord for a low cost method of self propulsion
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Sep 8, 2019 04:29
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Rad-daddio posted:One of these things, but it's a butt plug so you can fill your rear end with soda and then pull the cord for a low cost method of self propulsion This is ingenious. You need to patent this like yesterday!!!
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Sep 8, 2019 04:34
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A tiny mechanical goat with roomba-like AI who lives on your scrote and grazes on the hairs there, but knows to gently caress off when you're going to plow-town.
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Sep 8, 2019 05:16
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A snorkle, but for your rear end. Flavored deodorant. Jockstraps for pigs (to hold their giant balls)
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Sep 8, 2019 05:34
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Gourmet alcoholic yogurt
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Sep 8, 2019 14:05
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Burt Sexual posted:An intuitive search for forums Let people download the forums so they can set up their own search
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Sep 8, 2019 14:12
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Maybe some kind of device to beam the forums straight into my cerebral cortex. Like a microwave but for shitposts.
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Sep 8, 2019 15:35
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Couch with seatbelts
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Sep 8, 2019 15:47
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pork steaks posted:Couch with seatbelts Oh. I like it. What an elegant solution.
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Sep 8, 2019 15:48
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electron gun to shoot twitch @ peeps
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Sep 8, 2019 16:07
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frankly im not comfortble just givin my ideas away........
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Sep 8, 2019 16:08
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An app that allows you to sell your personal info directly to identity thieves. In return you get a percentage of the money they make from being a better version of you. A bunk couch for when you have friends over but still want room to lie down while watching TV. Would likely require seatbelts mentioned above.
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Sep 8, 2019 16:31
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Mine bitcoin by yanking your dick Huge mecha to save the whales Baby food not made by Nestle or a subsidiary of Nestle
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Sep 8, 2019 16:35
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A lotion that slows facial hair growth so that you don't have to shave every day. Caution: Do NOT use on pubes!!!
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Sep 8, 2019 18:04
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Glow in the dark dogs
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Sep 8, 2019 18:10
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PoogleTM: Google for dogs
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Sep 8, 2019 18:51
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Combine humans with shark DNA so we can regrow our teeth
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Sep 8, 2019 18:54
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:PoogleTM: Google for dogs
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Sep 8, 2019 18:56
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"Where the gently caress is My Kid?" baby tooth-implanted tracking chip. From the makers of "Did My Teen Really Go to the Movies?" wisdom tooth-implanted tracking chip
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Sep 8, 2019 19:03
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The BAssPlug. This revolution in fishing and sensual pleasure let's you feel every nibble and set the hook in whole new ways! Plunge the depths of your favorite holes, today!
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Sep 8, 2019 19:33
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The Putt Blug: Bluetooth-enabled buttplug that vibrates upon a golf ball being sunk in the cup. Add a layer of Pavlovian reinforcement to your lovely loving 'sport' with a Gizmo in your rear end, genius, why not E: Obviously inspired by homey up there before me
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Sep 8, 2019 21:53
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Furnace/AC filters with integral air fresheners. Just make sure it's a smell that you like since it's going to be pumped into your house for the next month or so
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Sep 8, 2019 21:57
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A Have a Heart trap but for spiders. Just don’t forget to empty it out frequently or you’ll find yourself handling a little box full of hundreds of spiders.
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Sep 8, 2019 21:59
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Applewhite posted:A Have a Heart trap but for spiders. Just don’t forget to empty it out frequently or you’ll find yourself handling a little box full of hundreds of spiders. sounds like a win/win either way 
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Sep 8, 2019 21:59
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Individual shoes for each of your toes.
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Sep 8, 2019 22:00
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Fishnet stocking condoms
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Sep 8, 2019 22:04
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A device that detects whenever you're about to post a thread on something awful. When activated, it kicks you in the balls or labia. Has anyone already posted this? I didn't read the thread.
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Sep 8, 2019 22:06
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Dessicant-rubbed condoms so you both have an excuse to be like 'meh, nah'
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Sep 8, 2019 22:06
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Anime body pillows but instead of anime it's a full size photo of the owner
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Sep 8, 2019 22:12
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Here's an article about how the find the big new thing: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/09/how-to-network-through-stanford-university.html
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Sep 8, 2019 22:20
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Big Beef City posted:Anime body pillows but instead of anime it's a full size photo of the owner Finally, a lover that can keep up.
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Sep 8, 2019 22:25
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a nightclub called Eclipse that's only open for 1 hour two times a year, with a $5,000 cover charge.
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Sep 10, 2019 01:56
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Shooting down drones with.shotguns
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Sep 10, 2019 01:58
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A thing you can stick to your remote control or car keys that beeps loudly when you ask Alexa where the gently caress your thing is
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Sep 10, 2019 02:55
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They probably have that already but I am stupid and too lazy to look
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Sep 10, 2019 02:56
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A system that debits from your account when you cut someone off and refunds a partial amount when you let someone in your lane.
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Sep 10, 2019 03:01
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hamburger earmuffs. poo poo.
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An thing like an insulin monitor but it monitors levels of chill so you get advanced warning before your nonverbal autistic child has a meltdown
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