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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Pants that jerk you off

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

JK Fresco posted:

Pants that jerk you off

It's been done.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hold up, babe.
I gotta slip into my... Weather pants.
Weather pants?
Yeah. Pressure is going... Up.
Storms comin'
No I mean look down.
At the penis area.

No

Ow.

No I just..

I mean the hand job feels good just take them off it

Ow

OW

no it's fine it just pinches when you

OW!

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
Condoms with pictures on them.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
An app to remind you aboyt if you have eggs or not

A train thats just for hobos exclusively

Hand colders, the opposite of hand warmers

The opposite of a dehydrator, that makes food wetter, when ur in the mood for wetter foods

A best friend for people who cant decide who their best friend shoiuld be

Chicken fries but instead of chicken, its other meat kinds, maybe even vegetable kinds too for vegans

Oat piss, which is oat milk except from the oats dick instead of its utters

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
The ideas are COPYRIGHT 2019

A new type of french, that NICE people can speak (not for rude french people)

A tabletop roleplaying game where you roleplay people who are playing a tabletop roleplaying game

A mecha suit to put bullied children in to prevent injury from both the bullys fists but also their words

A k-pop band that boomers can relate to

A tooth brush, but for only your rear end

A helmet that you can wear just cuz, you want to be extra safe that day, so what man? Why you gotta make fun of safety? but also it looks fashionAble, maybe like a cool baseball hat

Swim pants (for ppl who believe correctly that shorts are for children + need full leg coverage 24/7)

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

pshhh

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