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In Training
Jun 28, 2008



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing FF7 Remake and was wondering why Cloud spoke the way he did. He had remained silent for most of the first area other than some weird combat grunts and threats. Only then did it come back to me that I had voiced Cloud as a bet, and the developers loved my take on the character so much that they made it the final version of his voice.

The problem was that I'd never played FF7 and only skimmed the script, and because it was a bet I had decided to give him a completely deranged over-the-top Scots-Irish accent (I am Scottish and do have a strong Glasgow accent, and I have in fact never played FF7). The result was that it was terribly out-of-place and frankly alarming.

I played through a lot of "highlights" and memorable moments from the game, most of which were completely imaginary, but I do remember when Sephiroth kills Aeris the me-Cloud screamed at him "MOAN THEN YE stinkyhole, AH'M GONNAE FUCKIN CHIB YE, GONNAE GET THIS BIG BLACK BASTIRT TAE HOLD YE DOON AND SMASH YER FUCKIN KNEECAPS IN, SEE WHIT YE FUCKIN GIT WHEN YE TOUCH MAH BURD" and one of my main battle victory soundbites was chanting "OOH AHH UP THE RA". When he first meets Tifa he began saying things like "OOH HEN THOSE ARE SOME FUCKIN CHEBS ON YE, CANNAE WAIT TAE GET MA FACE INTAE THOSE HEFTY JUGS, GEEZ A FUCKIN BOUNCE HEN"

At one point the party met some Tonberries and me-Cloud decided they were leprechauns and went full Irish, cackling about pots of gold and roaming through the sunny fields of Kilronan. I do not do a good Irish accent.

Lol

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing FF7 Remake and was wondering why Cloud spoke the way he did. He had remained silent for most of the first area other than some weird combat grunts and threats. Only then did it come back to me that I had voiced Cloud as a bet, and the developers loved my take on the character so much that they made it the final version of his voice.

The problem was that I'd never played FF7 and only skimmed the script, and because it was a bet I had decided to give him a completely deranged over-the-top Scots-Irish accent (I am Scottish and do have a strong Glasgow accent, and I have in fact never played FF7). The result was that it was terribly out-of-place and frankly alarming.

I played through a lot of "highlights" and memorable moments from the game, most of which were completely imaginary, but I do remember when Sephiroth kills Aeris the me-Cloud screamed at him "MOAN THEN YE stinkyhole, AH'M GONNAE FUCKIN CHIB YE, GONNAE GET THIS BIG BLACK BASTIRT TAE HOLD YE DOON AND SMASH YER FUCKIN KNEECAPS IN, SEE WHIT YE FUCKIN GIT WHEN YE TOUCH MAH BURD" and one of my main battle victory soundbites was chanting "OOH AHH UP THE RA". When he first meets Tifa he began saying things like "OOH HEN THOSE ARE SOME FUCKIN CHEBS ON YE, CANNAE WAIT TAE GET MA FACE INTAE THOSE HEFTY JUGS, GEEZ A FUCKIN BOUNCE HEN"

At one point the party met some Tonberries and me-Cloud decided they were leprechauns and went full Irish, cackling about pots of gold and roaming through the sunny fields of Kilronan. I do not do a good Irish accent.

lol

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing FF7 Remake and was wondering why Cloud spoke the way he did. He had remained silent for most of the first area other than some weird combat grunts and threats. Only then did it come back to me that I had voiced Cloud as a bet, and the developers loved my take on the character so much that they made it the final version of his voice.

The problem was that I'd never played FF7 and only skimmed the script, and because it was a bet I had decided to give him a completely deranged over-the-top Scots-Irish accent (I am Scottish and do have a strong Glasgow accent, and I have in fact never played FF7). The result was that it was terribly out-of-place and frankly alarming.

I played through a lot of "highlights" and memorable moments from the game, most of which were completely imaginary, but I do remember when Sephiroth kills Aeris the me-Cloud screamed at him "MOAN THEN YE stinkyhole, AH'M GONNAE FUCKIN CHIB YE, GONNAE GET THIS BIG BLACK BASTIRT TAE HOLD YE DOON AND SMASH YER FUCKIN KNEECAPS IN, SEE WHIT YE FUCKIN GIT WHEN YE TOUCH MAH BURD" and one of my main battle victory soundbites was chanting "OOH AHH UP THE RA". When he first meets Tifa he began saying things like "OOH HEN THOSE ARE SOME FUCKIN CHEBS ON YE, CANNAE WAIT TAE GET MA FACE INTAE THOSE HEFTY JUGS, GEEZ A FUCKIN BOUNCE HEN"

At one point the party met some Tonberries and me-Cloud decided they were leprechauns and went full Irish, cackling about pots of gold and roaming through the sunny fields of Kilronan. I do not do a good Irish accent.

Lol

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



In Training posted:

I dreamt that the latest and greatest Battle Royale game had just come out on iOS but it was basically combining the idea of a battle Royale with Pokemon Go so people were encouraged to gang up and rove around parks beating people up and trying to geocache for digital treasure chests. The way you won was by collecting 3 of the SMW dragon coins and then bringing it to a treasure chest and opening it and you won real money. Me and 2 friends did and I became the squad leader because I assured them I know this area, I used to work for the Governor's Office in this state, I know all the ins and outs. My two friends got hogtied by a squad of 4 people dressed up like the four swords adventure cartoon link team and I had to escape with my life but I eventually found 3 coins and the treasure chest and I won 3 cents which felt like a real ripoff before even considering that I didn't know where my friends had gone.

Fund it

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing FF7 Remake and was wondering why Cloud spoke the way he did. He had remained silent for most of the first area other than some weird combat grunts and threats. Only then did it come back to me that I had voiced Cloud as a bet, and the developers loved my take on the character so much that they made it the final version of his voice.

The problem was that I'd never played FF7 and only skimmed the script, and because it was a bet I had decided to give him a completely deranged over-the-top Scots-Irish accent (I am Scottish and do have a strong Glasgow accent, and I have in fact never played FF7). The result was that it was terribly out-of-place and frankly alarming.

I played through a lot of "highlights" and memorable moments from the game, most of which were completely imaginary, but I do remember when Sephiroth kills Aeris the me-Cloud screamed at him "MOAN THEN YE stinkyhole, AH'M GONNAE FUCKIN CHIB YE, GONNAE GET THIS BIG BLACK BASTIRT TAE HOLD YE DOON AND SMASH YER FUCKIN KNEECAPS IN, SEE WHIT YE FUCKIN GIT WHEN YE TOUCH MAH BURD" and one of my main battle victory soundbites was chanting "OOH AHH UP THE RA". When he first meets Tifa he began saying things like "OOH HEN THOSE ARE SOME FUCKIN CHEBS ON YE, CANNAE WAIT TAE GET MA FACE INTAE THOSE HEFTY JUGS, GEEZ A FUCKIN BOUNCE HEN"

At one point the party met some Tonberries and me-Cloud decided they were leprechauns and went full Irish, cackling about pots of gold and roaming through the sunny fields of Kilronan. I do not do a good Irish accent.

Lol

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



In Training posted:

I dreamt that the latest and greatest Battle Royale game had just come out on iOS but it was basically combining the idea of a battle Royale with Pokemon Go so people were encouraged to gang up and rove around parks beating people up and trying to geocache for digital treasure chests. The way you won was by collecting 3 of the SMW dragon coins and then bringing it to a treasure chest and opening it and you won real money. Me and 2 friends did and I became the squad leader because I assured them I know this area, I used to work for the Governor's Office in this state, I know all the ins and outs. My two friends got hogtied by a squad of 4 people dressed up like the four swords adventure cartoon link team and I had to escape with my life but I eventually found 3 coins and the treasure chest and I won 3 cents which felt like a real ripoff before even considering that I didn't know where my friends had gone.

Lmfao

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012



Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lmfao at both of the dreams

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

SEE WHIT YE FUCKIN GIT WHEN YE TOUCH MAH BURD

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe


Had a dream I was playing a Paradox style map game, and my faction was The Girl Scouts. The Girl Scouts had a special ability called "Curse" which would drop any opponents luck down to the absolute minimum and they'd just get the most ridiculous set effects. The only one I remember is casting Curse on the King of England, who on England's next turn, was promptly assassinated by a time traveler. Also, for some reason, The Girl Scouts were based in the Basque region of spain.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004
stay out of yospos, bithc

I dreamed that trump was in Phnom Penh giving a speech from a helicopter with a megaphone that everyone was watching. I was watching it with my wife from our balcony but she got bored and went inside to read a book and trumps helicopter fell out of the sky and exploded. I ran inside to tell my wife and we decided to go to my sisters place to find out more about the situation. My sisters house was Michaelís house from gta v for some reason and my 12 year old nephew was playing gta v as Trevor on a really old crt but Trevor looked like my nephew cosplaying as Trevor. I was trying to get him to change the channel but he was doing a mission and then I realised he was playing my save and was wrecking all my cars Iíd been saving in my garages and I was getting pissed. I tried doing anger management techniques to stay cool because everyone was looking at me get mad at a kid over a video game I havenít played in 5 years. Sorry I just woke up and wrote all that down

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

Sounds like you're stressed. Maybe play some GTA 5 to relax

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe


Knuc U Kinte posted:

I dreamed that trump was in Phnom Penh giving a speech from a helicopter with a megaphone that everyone was watching. I was watching it with my wife from our balcony but she got bored and went inside to read a book and trumps helicopter fell out of the sky and exploded. I ran inside to tell my wife and we decided to go to my sisters place to find out more about the situation. My sisters house was Michaelís house from gta v for some reason and my 12 year old nephew was playing gta v as Trevor on a really old crt but Trevor looked like my nephew cosplaying as Trevor. I was trying to get him to change the channel but he was doing a mission and then I realised he was playing my save and was wrecking all my cars Iíd been saving in my garages and I was getting pissed. I tried doing anger management techniques to stay cool because everyone was looking at me get mad at a kid over a video game I havenít played in 5 years. Sorry I just woke up and wrote all that down

I'm going to have The Girl Scouts cast curse on trump for ya bro

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Odd posted:

Had a dream I was playing a Paradox style map game, and my faction was The Girl Scouts. The Girl Scouts had a special ability called "Curse" which would drop any opponents luck down to the absolute minimum and they'd just get the most ridiculous set effects. The only one I remember is casting Curse on the King of England, who on England's next turn, was promptly assassinated by a time traveler. Also, for some reason, The Girl Scouts were based in the Basque region of spain.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I dreamed that trump was in Phnom Penh giving a speech from a helicopter with a megaphone that everyone was watching. I was watching it with my wife from our balcony but she got bored and went inside to read a book and trumps helicopter fell out of the sky and exploded. I ran inside to tell my wife and we decided to go to my sisters place to find out more about the situation. My sisters house was Michaelís house from gta v for some reason and my 12 year old nephew was playing gta v as Trevor on a really old crt but Trevor looked like my nephew cosplaying as Trevor. I was trying to get him to change the channel but he was doing a mission and then I realised he was playing my save and was wrecking all my cars Iíd been saving in my garages and I was getting pissed. I tried doing anger management techniques to stay cool because everyone was looking at me get mad at a kid over a video game I havenít played in 5 years. Sorry I just woke up and wrote all that down

lmao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


In Training
Jun 28, 2008



Knuc U Kinte posted:

I dreamed that trump was in Phnom Penh giving a speech from a helicopter with a megaphone that everyone was watching. I was watching it with my wife from our balcony but she got bored and went inside to read a book and trumps helicopter fell out of the sky and exploded. I ran inside to tell my wife and we decided to go to my sisters place to find out more about the situation. My sisters house was Michaelís house from gta v for some reason and my 12 year old nephew was playing gta v as Trevor on a really old crt but Trevor looked like my nephew cosplaying as Trevor. I was trying to get him to change the channel but he was doing a mission and then I realised he was playing my save and was wrecking all my cars Iíd been saving in my garages and I was getting pissed. I tried doing anger management techniques to stay cool because everyone was looking at me get mad at a kid over a video game I havenít played in 5 years. Sorry I just woke up and wrote all that down

Lol

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012



i had a dream that i had to go back to my old college dorm years after moving out of it because i forgot a bunch of clothes and money. as i was cleaning it up i was watching a stream from jeffrey of YOSPOS of him playing project X zone and responding to a callout about him being addicted to porn

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004
stay out of yospos, bithc

Wes Warhammer posted:

i had a dream that i had to go back to my old college dorm years after moving out of it because i forgot a bunch of clothes and money. as i was cleaning it up i was watching a stream from jeffrey of YOSPOS of him playing project X zone and responding to a callout about him being addicted to porn

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Wes Warhammer posted:

i had a dream that i had to go back to my old college dorm years after moving out of it because i forgot a bunch of clothes and money. as i was cleaning it up i was watching a stream from jeffrey of YOSPOS of him playing project X zone and responding to a callout about him being addicted to porn

This is the best thread on the forums

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005



Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

THAT'S IT!
I'VE COME UP WITH A
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Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

Lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

lomfao

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

lm ao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

Lol

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007



Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



Stinger scene where Finn Tutuola brings in the pilot and itís Aris Bakhtanians

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



"someone shoot that guy"

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

Rofl

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


dreamt that i was at e3, i got to go to the xbox show. there was only about 30 seats around a small stage. i sat in one and geoff keighley came out on stage to run the show. as the show began all the audience seats slowly started rising on individual pillars so we were looking down upon the stage



i briefly considered that i could piss on geoffs head

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Wes Warhammer posted:

i had a dream that i had to go back to my old college dorm years after moving out of it because i forgot a bunch of clothes and money. as i was cleaning it up i was watching a stream from jeffrey of YOSPOS of him playing project X zone and responding to a callout about him being addicted to porn

lmfao

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


elf help book posted:

dreamt that i was at e3, i got to go to the xbox show. there was only about 30 seats around a small stage. i sat in one and geoff keighley came out on stage to run the show. as the show began all the audience seats slowly started rising on individual pillars so we were looking down upon the stage



i briefly considered that i could piss on geoffs head

also lol

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


waking up mad as hell every morning because I dreamed about driving someone over and going to jail for life instead of donkey kong again

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe


Ok i forget who had the original dream of "Shiddy" the guy who would come in and just poo poo on their dream board game and say "Shidded again!" every turn but whoever did it needs to reign him in because this dude hes been in my dreams for the past week. I can't take this anymore. And, as in the first dream, the only response to these shenanigans was to say "Shidded again!" and move on.
Here is what he has ruined:
- A board game like monopoly except all the properties were planets and moons from our solar system
- The entire concept of salad (I don't know, it was a dream but all salads forever have been shidded on)
- Most of my family and all of my pets i've ever had, dead or alive
- The Sega Dreamcast
- Me
- A second, less horrible Shiddy who would only shid on things that were appropriate (i don't remember this one very much but apparently there are things that it's okay to poo poo on and say shidded again)

I can't sleep like this any more

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



that cant be real...

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...0#post494148961

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



having another good loving lol at this combo of posts https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...2#post494180245

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe



oh thank god it wasn't a bicyclops post. I thought i was in for a lifetime of getting shidded on

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



i had another quick flick through the last thread and started cracking up at "i just ate a bunch of beans and now i have to take a poo poo" asnd then everyone applauding

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Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



trying to jack off posted:

i had another quick flick through the last thread and started cracking up at "i just ate a bunch of beans and now i have to take a poo poo" asnd then everyone applauding

lol

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