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Oh and I just remembered at one point I tried to cheat off another person’s test I found on the floor but it was an old test about the live action Aladdin movie. And for the question “Who plays Jasmine” they wrote Michelle McNamara which is Patton Oswalt’s dead wife
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I had a dream that I was back in high school and I was really nervous because there was a test I hadn’t studied for. I sat down at my desk and for some reason it was a test about Metroid. So I figured hell I’ll ace this. But the questions were completely bizarre, like “What’s the street address of Phendrana Drifts” and “What area of planet Zebes doesn’t allow fat people” (I guessed Thinstar). And the last few questions were clearly based on the teacher’s opinions about how much Hollow Knight sucks compared to Metroid, like “What dumb mechanic are they going to put in the next Hollow Knight game”. Needless to say I failed the test. Oh and when I was done I looked up Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting at the next desk and said “I bet you wish you were sitting next to a hot girl right now” Lmfao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I had a dream that I was back in high school and I was really nervous because there was a test I hadn’t studied for. I sat down at my desk and for some reason it was a test about Metroid. So I figured hell I’ll ace this. But the questions were completely bizarre, like “What’s the street address of Phendrana Drifts” and “What area of planet Zebes doesn’t allow fat people” (I guessed Thinstar). And the last few questions were clearly based on the teacher’s opinions about how much Hollow Knight sucks compared to Metroid, like “What dumb mechanic are they going to put in the next Hollow Knight game”. Needless to say I failed the test. Oh and when I was done I looked up Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting at the next desk and said “I bet you wish you were sitting next to a hot girl right now” lol
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Oh and I just remembered at one point I tried to cheat off another person’s test I found on the floor but it was an old test about the live action Aladdin movie. And for the question “Who plays Jasmine” they wrote Michelle McNamara which is Patton Oswalt’s dead wife Lmfao dude
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I had a dream that I was back in high school and I was really nervous because there was a test I hadn’t studied for. I sat down at my desk and for some reason it was a test about Metroid. So I figured hell I’ll ace this. But the questions were completely bizarre, like “What’s the street address of Phendrana Drifts” and “What area of planet Zebes doesn’t allow fat people” (I guessed Thinstar). And the last few questions were clearly based on the teacher’s opinions about how much Hollow Knight sucks compared to Metroid, like “What dumb mechanic are they going to put in the next Hollow Knight game”. Needless to say I failed the test. Oh and when I was done I looked up Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting at the next desk and said “I bet you wish you were sitting next to a hot girl right now” lmfao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I had a dream that I was back in high school and I was really nervous because there was a test I hadn’t studied for. I sat down at my desk and for some reason it was a test about Metroid. So I figured hell I’ll ace this. But the questions were completely bizarre, like “What’s the street address of Phendrana Drifts” and “What area of planet Zebes doesn’t allow fat people” (I guessed Thinstar). And the last few questions were clearly based on the teacher’s opinions about how much Hollow Knight sucks compared to Metroid, like “What dumb mechanic are they going to put in the next Hollow Knight game”. Needless to say I failed the test. Oh and when I was done I looked up Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting at the next desk and said “I bet you wish you were sitting next to a hot girl right now” Pablo Nergigante posted:Oh and I just remembered at one point I tried to cheat off another person’s test I found on the floor but it was an old test about the live action Aladdin movie. And for the question “Who plays Jasmine” they wrote Michelle McNamara which is Patton Oswalt’s dead wife Lmfao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I had a dream that I was back in high school and I was really nervous because there was a test I hadn’t studied for. I sat down at my desk and for some reason it was a test about Metroid. So I figured hell I’ll ace this. But the questions were completely bizarre, like “What’s the street address of Phendrana Drifts” and “What area of planet Zebes doesn’t allow fat people” (I guessed Thinstar). And the last few questions were clearly based on the teacher’s opinions about how much Hollow Knight sucks compared to Metroid, like “What dumb mechanic are they going to put in the next Hollow Knight game”. Needless to say I failed the test. Oh and when I was done I looked up Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting at the next desk and said “I bet you wish you were sitting next to a hot girl right now” Pablo Nergigante posted:Oh and I just remembered at one point I tried to cheat off another person’s test I found on the floor but it was an old test about the live action Aladdin movie. And for the question “Who plays Jasmine” they wrote Michelle McNamara which is Patton Oswalt’s dead wife lmfaos
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Bicyclops posted:had a dream I was playing Hyrule Warriors with the wife next to me on the couch when she suddenly started crying. I asked what was wrong and she said it was the 20th anniversary of the death of Jerry Orbach. even in the dream, that seemed like a weird thing to cry about, but I said "oh, sorry." Pablo Nergigante posted:I had a dream that I was back in high school and I was really nervous because there was a test I hadn’t studied for. I sat down at my desk and for some reason it was a test about Metroid. So I figured hell I’ll ace this. But the questions were completely bizarre, like “What’s the street address of Phendrana Drifts” and “What area of planet Zebes doesn’t allow fat people” (I guessed Thinstar). And the last few questions were clearly based on the teacher’s opinions about how much Hollow Knight sucks compared to Metroid, like “What dumb mechanic are they going to put in the next Hollow Knight game”. Needless to say I failed the test. Oh and when I was done I looked up Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting at the next desk and said “I bet you wish you were sitting next to a hot girl right now” lmao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I had a dream that I was back in high school and I was really nervous because there was a test I hadn’t studied for. I sat down at my desk and for some reason it was a test about Metroid. So I figured hell I’ll ace this. But the questions were completely bizarre, like “What’s the street address of Phendrana Drifts” and “What area of planet Zebes doesn’t allow fat people” (I guessed Thinstar). And the last few questions were clearly based on the teacher’s opinions about how much Hollow Knight sucks compared to Metroid, like “What dumb mechanic are they going to put in the next Hollow Knight game”. Needless to say I failed the test. Oh and when I was done I looked up Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting at the next desk and said “I bet you wish you were sitting next to a hot girl right now” lol
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Oh and I just remembered at one point I tried to cheat off another person’s test I found on the floor but it was an old test about the live action Aladdin movie. And for the question “Who plays Jasmine” they wrote Michelle McNamara which is Patton Oswalt’s dead wife lol
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I had some weird dream where i was playing some weird walking sim adventure type game, and I couldn't solve some puzzle, and then the game was like "do you ever think about WHY people can't solve puzzles? it's part of their cultural background" or whatever. I believe I might have been playing this in a taxi. Later on in the dream I had a huge table in my room with Nintendo merch everywhere. I was inspecting all my cool boxed Kirby stuff, especially this awesome Kirby in a teacup with saucer. Then I was looking at a Samus figure, and her head was some disgusting triangle pyramid shape. I felt like I should just unbox this stupid piece of crap and i woke up.
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Been playing a lot of final fantasy crystal chronicles and I had a vivid dream where I was carrying a crystal chalice through some beautiful ornate dungeon. There were no monsters I was just collecting treasure in an eerily empty like pristine abandoned castle or something. Then some random woman joined me that looked like a pirate and she was like I know an even better place. The dungeon eventually gives way and it looks like we are traveling through a decrepit, miasma warped grocery store. As we wind through towards the back of the store, weird food themed monsters were popping out of the freezers and the pirate woman was one shotting them with thunder spells. We get to the back room where the boss is and it looks like a big zombie guy wearing an apron which I assumed he was like the manager for the store or something and I was like oh my God this lore implication is so cool and we didn't even fight him. Next thing I know I was like whipping stones into a pond and a giant hand reached out and grabbed my leg and I screamed and woke up lol
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Hizke posted:Been playing a lot of final fantasy crystal chronicles and I had a vivid dream where I was carrying a crystal chalice through some beautiful ornate dungeon. There were no monsters I was just collecting treasure in an eerily empty like pristine abandoned castle or something. Then some random woman joined me that looked like a pirate and she was like I know an even better place. The dungeon eventually gives way and it looks like we are traveling through a decrepit, miasma warped grocery store. As we wind through towards the back of the store, weird food themed monsters were popping out of the freezers and the pirate woman was one shotting them with thunder spells. We get to the back room where the boss is and it looks like a big zombie guy wearing an apron which I assumed he was like the manager for the store or something and I was like oh my God this lore implication is so cool and we didn't even fight him. Next thing I know I was like whipping stones into a pond and a giant hand reached out and grabbed my leg and I screamed and woke up lol Lmfao at the lore implications
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EmmyOk posted:Lmfao at the lore implications
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EmmyOk posted:Lmfao at the lore implications
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Hizke posted:Been playing a lot of final fantasy crystal chronicles and I had a vivid dream where I was carrying a crystal chalice through some beautiful ornate dungeon. There were no monsters I was just collecting treasure in an eerily empty like pristine abandoned castle or something. Then some random woman joined me that looked like a pirate and she was like I know an even better place. The dungeon eventually gives way and it looks like we are traveling through a decrepit, miasma warped grocery store. As we wind through towards the back of the store, weird food themed monsters were popping out of the freezers and the pirate woman was one shotting them with thunder spells. We get to the back room where the boss is and it looks like a big zombie guy wearing an apron which I assumed he was like the manager for the store or something and I was like oh my God this lore implication is so cool and we didn't even fight him. Next thing I know I was like whipping stones into a pond and a giant hand reached out and grabbed my leg and I screamed and woke up lol Lmao
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I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over Lmao
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over lmao
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over Bicyclops posted:excellent job with the bucket, sir. just smashing, how you filled up that bucket. lmao
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over Lol
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over ESL Wives FTW.
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Wormskull posted:ESL Wives FTW.
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Last night I dreamed that I was looking for a gaming store in some city in Maryland. When I got there I noticed they had a small arcade set up, one of the cabinets was a multi-game thing called "Games to break up to" with a giant LCD screen. It was a bunch of licensed side-scrolling beat em ups like X-Men plus stuff that doesn't exist like a Gen 1 Transformers game. I have no idea what the significance of the title was
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Dreamt that I was back home and had to help my mother learn how to use the Wii. She had to learn because it was the only way to watch her tv shows on a special Wii channel. I didn’t want to have to visit every weekend to explain to her so I was recording videos for her on how to turn the Wii on and showing off the different buttons on the controller. And I was very careful not to use the front facing camera on my phone because I knew she’d be confused if the power button appeared to be on the wrong side of the WiiMote. I woke up when we got into a big argument because I told her to be careful with the WiiMote as it was brand new but when I went to pick it up to record the video on the B button she’d already gotten a sauce stain on it.
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The other night I dreamed that I was back in college and was about to start a new semester. I was on a bus(?) back to school and was talking to other people in one of my classes. It was a 20th century military history course and someone asked me if I'd read the syllabus. I said no, I'm just gonna play Battletanx on N64 and ace the class. Everyone laughed but I was serious.
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Pablo Nergigante posted:The other night I dreamed that I was back in college and was about to start a new semester. I was on a bus(?) back to school and was talking to other people in one of my classes. It was a 20th century military history course and someone asked me if I'd read the syllabus. I said no, I'm just gonna play Battletanx on N64 and ace the class. Everyone laughed but I was serious. lol. Badass
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was battletqnx the game with the commercial where the fabric softener bear gets obliterated by a tank? that was some good advertising
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Bicyclops posted:was battletqnx the game with the commercial where the fabric softener bear gets obliterated by a tank? that was some good advertising Yeah. And then when the sequel came out the commercial has scientists find the destroyed bear and rebuild him six million dollar style
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I had a dream that I was doing like a test screening for a new sonic reboot that was going to be LGBT friendly. They kept making me play this really bad 3D sonic game over and over again but each time a different part of his body like his legs or nose was rainbow colored.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:I had a dream that I was doing like a test screening for a new sonic reboot that was going to be LGBT friendly. They kept making me play this really bad 3D sonic game over and over again but each time a different part of his body like his legs or nose was rainbow colored. evil eagle has already preordered it
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dreamed I was playing Tony Hawk and I had just unlocked Room 104, a new DLC level as some kind of HBO tie-in. as soon as the level started, the angry murderer rockstar guy from this season came out and snapped Tony's skateboard in half, so all he could do was just kind of walk around the room and jump on the beds. The "conformity" song from the hosed up foam party episode came on, and it made the gap noise when Tony jumped from one bed to the other and said "90s Foam Gap." the foam started pouring out from under the bed and it got all over the angry rock star guy, and he turned into another Tony Hawk. Tony looked at himself and said "Hey, you kind of look like Tony Hawk, haha" and the second Tony just started crying. I got very upset for some reason and turned off the game and ran to my bathroom to make sure I didn't suddenly have Tony Hawk's face. when I looked in the mirror, it was Edward Norton from Fight Club instead, and the mirror Norton said "when you have insomnia, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy" and he did a big, bloody smile. I realized the conformity song was still playing and foam was pouring out of my bathtub and my sink. I realized that Edward Norton and Tony Hawk had actually been the same person this entire time. he started laughing while the foam covered my legs, and I could feel a skateboard getting welded to my feet. Tony/Ed said "slide" as I screamed myself awake. anyway, I don't recommend reading the entire Fight Club novel when you've been awake for 36 hours or watching Room 104 just before going to bed.
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I've uh... Had some trouble sleeping in the past couple of weeks.
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Bicyclops posted:dreamed I was playing Tony Hawk and I had just unlocked Room 104, a new DLC level as some kind of HBO tie-in. as soon as the level started, the angry murderer rockstar guy from this season came out and snapped Tony's skateboard in half, so all he could do was just kind of walk around the room and jump on the beds. The "conformity" song from the hosed up foam party episode came on, and it made the gap noise when Tony jumped from one bed to the other and said "90s Foam Gap." the foam started pouring out from under the bed and it got all over the angry rock star guy, and he turned into another Tony Hawk. Tony looked at himself and said "Hey, you kind of look like Tony Hawk, haha" and the second Tony just started crying. I got very upset for some reason and turned off the game and ran to my bathroom to make sure I didn't suddenly have Tony Hawk's face. when I looked in the mirror, it was Edward Norton from Fight Club instead, and the mirror Norton said "when you have insomnia, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy" and he did a big, bloody smile. I realized the conformity song was still playing and foam was pouring out of my bathtub and my sink. I realized that Edward Norton and Tony Hawk had actually been the same person this entire time. he started laughing while the foam covered my legs, and I could feel a skateboard getting welded to my feet. Tony/Ed said "slide" as I screamed myself awake. Bicyclops posted:I've uh... Had some trouble sleeping in the past couple of weeks. Jesus dude.
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Bicyclops posted:dreamed I was playing Tony Hawk and I had just unlocked Room 104, a new DLC level as some kind of HBO tie-in. as soon as the level started, the angry murderer rockstar guy from this season came out and snapped Tony's skateboard in half, so all he could do was just kind of walk around the room and jump on the beds. The "conformity" song from the hosed up foam party episode came on, and it made the gap noise when Tony jumped from one bed to the other and said "90s Foam Gap." the foam started pouring out from under the bed and it got all over the angry rock star guy, and he turned into another Tony Hawk. Tony looked at himself and said "Hey, you kind of look like Tony Hawk, haha" and the second Tony just started crying. I got very upset for some reason and turned off the game and ran to my bathroom to make sure I didn't suddenly have Tony Hawk's face. when I looked in the mirror, it was Edward Norton from Fight Club instead, and the mirror Norton said "when you have insomnia, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy" and he did a big, bloody smile. I realized the conformity song was still playing and foam was pouring out of my bathtub and my sink. I realized that Edward Norton and Tony Hawk had actually been the same person this entire time. he started laughing while the foam covered my legs, and I could feel a skateboard getting welded to my feet. Tony/Ed said "slide" as I screamed myself awake. 
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