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Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012





Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

I know you love handhelds so I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants


lmfao

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Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

same as it ever was



holy poo poo lol

mycophobia
May 7, 2008



ol yeller posted:

dreamed that i went to get lunch for everyone i work with and it played like those game n watch games to get each item that people had ordered. when i returned with 8 to go boxes each one was an insane mess: one had half a cheeseburger, one had a bunch of cold spaghetti-os floating around with some lettuce, one had an uncooked potato with a pickle in it, and they all had 3-4 french fries in them.

i got so pissed that i went to my boss to explain how it was the game glitching and not my fault, and they laughed at me and told me to prove it, pulling out a little tiger handheld that had all the games on it. i tried to play and as i fumbled with it the minifridge kept filling up with pepsis until it was overflowing, and all my coworkers kept yelling at me to "turn it off" and "get the coke handheld instead"

lol

herculon
Sep 7, 2018




Lmao

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.



lmao

gonna need a trip report from a Chicago imp

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011



goin there for dinner tomorrow, will report back

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.


lol

quote:

Yes, you are reading this correctly: There is a place in Chicago called Shiddy Burgs. (Though it’s also occasionally referred to as Shiddy’s Burgers, Uncle Shiddy and Shiddy’s Burger Barn.) Whether or not you think the project is unfortunately named, there’s no question it serves the smashiest smash burger in Chicago right now.

Fungah! posted:

goin there for dinner tomorrow, will report back

it looks like it's in logan square so if memory serves, you can always hit up longman and eagle afterward and get a yakuza-style description of the whiskey you're using to wash it down

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG ANGRY COCK

Fungah are you alive

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

Fungah! posted:

goin there for dinner tomorrow, will report back

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011



turns out theyre only open on mondays

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

same as it ever was


I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011



Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

lmao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

keep on fightin'


Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

lol

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.


Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

Lmao

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.


*mickeyfully* Haha, ha. I sleep in a Super Mario bed. Do you?

albany academy
Mar 6, 2013



Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

mycophobia
May 7, 2008



Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

lmoa

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.


i'd probably watch that show tbh

Meyers-Briggs Testicle
Aug 13, 2012



Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

Bicyclops posted:

i'd probably watch that show tbh

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004



Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

lmao

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

lmfao

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

oh my god

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that I was watching a reality show competition called The Next Mario All-Star, hosted by Charles Martinet. The winner had to prove that 1) they were the biggest Mario fan in the world and 2) they could do an absolutely perfect Mario voice.

All the contestants would show up covered in Mario merchandise and say something like “I am THE ultra mario super fan, I have played and beat EVERY mario game and I sleep in a mario bed”, then they would step up to the mic and do this awful halting croaky Mickey Mouse impression. I got angrier and angrier each time I heard it and kept yelling that mario sounds nothing like that. The people watching with me would laugh each time and say no, that’s Mario’s exact voice. This guy is nailing it.

So to prove them wrong I started up Mario 64, and at the title screen mario let out this horrible raspy high pitched “uhhh... it’s uh... me? M-Mario?” in a Mickey Mouse voice and I immediately woke up

Lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



thats a good name for that show

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009



trying to jack off posted:

thats a good name for that show

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.


sending a spec script to whoever gave the Nerdy Nummies lady a show at HBO. i uh... had the idea before subactuality, for the record.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

same as it ever was


Bicyclops posted:

sending a spec script to whoever gave the Nerdy Nummies lady a show at HBO. i uh... had the idea before subactuality, for the record.

honestly very willing to believe that this was a result of your insane gaming dreams bleeding into the imp subconscious, so you can have this one

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG ANGRY COCK

Fungah! posted:

turns out theyre only open on mondays
now you know where to go to turn a "case of the Mondays" into a "case of the Shiddies".

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015


dreamt that i was playing deer hunter at my grandpas house but i put it on hard mode and i had blops capabilities, i was no scoping deer and running up to them and knifing them, throwing grenades and every time i would kill them id get the vats style slow mo killcam. anyway once i got up to helicopter in my streak, all the deer sprang up on their hind hooves and were armed with sniper rifles, and they were all master shots who dashed around the level doing the postal 2 run animation and blasting my rear end, though i had so much hp i could withstand these attacks and get them. eventually i got up to nuke and when i activated it something in my brain told me i had to piss before the bomb fell in order to mask my scent. i kept looking for a safe tree while the loud whistling of the bomb got louder and louder, and when i finally found one as soon as i pulled my dick out i felt the heat of a nuclear bomb behind me. then woke up

albany academy
Mar 6, 2013



ol yeller posted:

dreamt that i was playing deer hunter at my grandpas house but i put it on hard mode and i had blops capabilities, i was no scoping deer and running up to them and knifing them, throwing grenades and every time i would kill them id get the vats style slow mo killcam. anyway once i got up to helicopter in my streak, all the deer sprang up on their hind hooves and were armed with sniper rifles, and they were all master shots who dashed around the level doing the postal 2 run animation and blasting my rear end, though i had so much hp i could withstand these attacks and get them. eventually i got up to nuke and when i activated it something in my brain told me i had to piss before the bomb fell in order to mask my scent. i kept looking for a safe tree while the loud whistling of the bomb got louder and louder, and when i finally found one as soon as i pulled my dick out i felt the heat of a nuclear bomb behind me. then woke up

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009



ol yeller posted:

dreamt that i was playing deer hunter at my grandpas house but i put it on hard mode and i had blops capabilities, i was no scoping deer and running up to them and knifing them, throwing grenades and every time i would kill them id get the vats style slow mo killcam. anyway once i got up to helicopter in my streak, all the deer sprang up on their hind hooves and were armed with sniper rifles, and they were all master shots who dashed around the level doing the postal 2 run animation and blasting my rear end, though i had so much hp i could withstand these attacks and get them. eventually i got up to nuke and when i activated it something in my brain told me i had to piss before the bomb fell in order to mask my scent. i kept looking for a safe tree while the loud whistling of the bomb got louder and louder, and when i finally found one as soon as i pulled my dick out i felt the heat of a nuclear bomb behind me. then woke up

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG ANGRY COCK

Dreamed I was visiting my old high school, I have the "back in school" dream fairly often but here I was explicitly visiting so it wasn't as stressful. It was still in really lovely condition though, dilapidated and clearly rife with bullying etc. I asked the head teacher (who I'm reasonably sure died in like 2013) why they hadn't done more to fix this and he just shook his head and said "to me, school should be a Dark Souls inspired Metroidvania"

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009



I'm glad he's dead

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004



School would have been a lot more tolerable if you could sequence skip by min maxing your stats and fighting the pedophile janitor optional boss three grades earlier than you're supposed to,

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009



telling your parents that you're only completing the bare minimum assignments because you're doing a low% run

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.


loving trophy hunting completionist paying for every single "AP course" DLC and then spending even more money on all the strategy guides

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