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Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

same as it ever was


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeez, I知 starting to feel like the ghost over here!



lol

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.




Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeez, I知 starting to feel like the ghost over here!



lmao

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

You can't take it with you, you know.


Take my dreams. Please, take them!!

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeez, I知 starting to feel like the ghost over here!



lmao

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeez, I’m starting to feel like the ghost over here!



Lmao

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015


lmfao

albany academy
Mar 6, 2013



Bicyclops posted:

had a dream last night that there was this new, AAA hit where you had to go through rooms in a mansion and exorcise ghosts. the actual exorcism was just mashing a button (with the exact same feeling as Oil Barons in yakuza kiwami 2's cabaret club), but you had to set up for each encounter by organizing a bunch of your character's memories and thoughts in a way that would make the ghosts hate staying in the world of the living. the throught/memory organization menu looked just like Sim Tower. i got so good at the game that i was the current world record for speedrunning it. the final ghost was called Jilted Lover and the way to win was to search the internet for the most disgusting porn possible and arrange it into the thought tower, because any kind of sex upset her.

the way streaming worked in the dream, people could video call into the stream and make comments on the run, and i was miserable because all of my calls were people wearing masks and screaming into their microphone that i was a horrible person for calling their particular fetishes "disgusting" and for supporting a kinkshaming video game. some group of foot fetish people in particular organized "raids" of my streaming channel to spam foot fetish porn. at one point i made a disgusted face and said "jeez, i'm starting to feel like the ghost here!" and that became a meme that people would use to react to anything they didn't like. i hated that i was suddenly well known for for what porn i thought was disgusting, but i really liked playing the game. i was so good at it and beating my own record periodically felt like it does when you break through a difficulty wall in a souls game. then, somehow, the final ghost starting transmitting porn back into MY brain and i couldn't make the game stop. she was laughing like this had been her plan the whole time. i woke up when she started transmitting nudes of my ex girlfriend.

lmao

albany academy
Mar 6, 2013



Bicyclops posted:

Take my dreams. Please, take them!!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeez, I知 starting to feel like the ghost over here!


herculon
Sep 7, 2018



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeez, I知 starting to feel like the ghost over here!


FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



loving lmao

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeez, I’m starting to feel like the ghost over here!


Meyers-Briggs Testicle
Aug 13, 2012



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeez, I知 starting to feel like the ghost over here!


Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009



jesus christ imp zone posters are so powerful...

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I had a dream I was kidnapped by a powerful drug cartel and woke up in a hospital. I was in a wheelchair and hospital gown and a giant muscle man was carting me around gently. I went through all sorts of tests and scans and the doctors said I was good for surgery. When I asked them what kind they just acted like I didn't say anything and kept smiling and talking about how healthy I was. The big man carted me on to an elevator and by the time it reached the bottom it was already the day of the surgery. A handsome middle aged hispanic man in a dark suit was waiting for me in the lobby of the hospital. He said his name was Ramon Salazar and that he had brought me here because he tired of being a drug kingpon and wished to live a life as a gamer, and he needed to steal my body to accomplish it. He wished me luck and said that he looked forward to playing my PS4. Before the surgery could begin however I had to go to the bathroom so I got up off the surgery table and walked to the bathroom, waking up.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012



I had a dream last night where I happened to drive by the last surviving Toys R Us. It was a three story tall super store with an amusement park inside. Connected to it was the nonstandard Epic McDonalds:

https://twitter.com/nonstandardmcd/status/1353833426827272192?s=21

The coolest thing inside was the classic game section. Hundreds upon hundreds of NES, SNES, N64, Genesis, Dreamcast, PS1, etc. games like a gamer Library of Alexandria. All for dirt cheap too. I was so excited by the store that I went to go bring my friends and my fianc the next day. But when we went inside it had turned into the castle from Resident Evil Village, and everything was a scary nightmare from this point forward. Everyone was very mad at me, for leading them to their deaths, after promises of toys and games and McDonalds.

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012





lmao at both of these

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012





had a dream last night that i was in washington DC for a video game convention because there was supposed to be a trailer for The Caligula Effect 2 playing there. while trying to find where this trailer is playing, i found this convention was going on at the same time as a session of the senate or something. they were deciding on whether "neo cuba" should be independent, and the vote was unanimously "lol".

before i could find the trailer screening, i realized i had left my phone in my car, and that my car had been stolen and entered into some Twisted Metal style rally. the car ended up destroyed but somehow i got my phone back, more charged than when i left it. then i finally got to the "trailer" and it was just the female protagonist staring at the screen for 5 minutes with a knife. disappointed, i walked away and then woke up

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012



Lol

JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


we have one of those here in vegas.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003


Wormskull posted:

Had a dream that tens of thousands of missing Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band free game-eligible receipts washed up on the shores of Manhattan. It’s true. It’s true. Duffel bags loaded with old receipts. But they don’t know where they are. How they got there. These copies of Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band are being stolen from under us, folks. It’s a shame to this Republic. Never before in the history of this country has a fraud of this magnitude been perpetrated. But they will pay. We will make sure they don’t beat us.

Lol

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

I had a dream within a dream that I was watching episodes of mad men that didn't exist. the dream logic was that I was altering time with my mind to bring new episodes into existence as I watched it, so I had to focus and watch a complete episode or I would break the flow of time. after it finished I woke up in the dream and I went on my phone to the gaming dream thread to post about it, except I got mercilessly flamed for posting about a tv show dream. I got pissed and said "fine" and laid down on my bed to force myself into a gaming dream, but I woke up instead

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



The Klowner posted:

I had a dream within a dream that I was watching episodes of mad men that didn't exist. the dream logic was that I was altering time with my mind to bring new episodes into existence as I watched it, so I had to focus and watch a complete episode or I would break the flow of time. after it finished I woke up in the dream and I went on my phone to the gaming dream thread to post about it, except I got mercilessly flamed for posting about a tv show dream. I got pissed and said "fine" and laid down on my bed to force myself into a gaming dream, but I woke up instead

The real gaming dream was inside us all along...

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012





The Klowner posted:

I had a dream within a dream that I was watching episodes of mad men that didn't exist. the dream logic was that I was altering time with my mind to bring new episodes into existence as I watched it, so I had to focus and watch a complete episode or I would break the flow of time. after it finished I woke up in the dream and I went on my phone to the gaming dream thread to post about it, except I got mercilessly flamed for posting about a tv show dream. I got pissed and said "fine" and laid down on my bed to force myself into a gaming dream, but I woke up instead

lmao

albany academy
Mar 6, 2013



The Klowner posted:

I had a dream within a dream that I was watching episodes of mad men that didn't exist. the dream logic was that I was altering time with my mind to bring new episodes into existence as I watched it, so I had to focus and watch a complete episode or I would break the flow of time. after it finished I woke up in the dream and I went on my phone to the gaming dream thread to post about it, except I got mercilessly flamed for posting about a tv show dream. I got pissed and said "fine" and laid down on my bed to force myself into a gaming dream, but I woke up instead

GorfZaplen posted:

The real gaming dream was inside us all along...

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream I was kidnapped by a powerful drug cartel and woke up in a hospital. I was in a wheelchair and hospital gown and a giant muscle man was carting me around gently. I went through all sorts of tests and scans and the doctors said I was good for surgery. When I asked them what kind they just acted like I didn't say anything and kept smiling and talking about how healthy I was. The big man carted me on to an elevator and by the time it reached the bottom it was already the day of the surgery. A handsome middle aged hispanic man in a dark suit was waiting for me in the lobby of the hospital. He said his name was Ramon Salazar and that he had brought me here because he tired of being a drug kingpon and wished to live a life as a gamer, and he needed to steal my body to accomplish it. He wished me luck and said that he looked forward to playing my PS4. Before the surgery could begin however I had to go to the bathroom so I got up off the surgery table and walked to the bathroom, waking up.

Plutonis....

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