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Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Had a dream that I was trying to play the new Modern Warfare with some friends but we couldn’t because we were being haunted by the ghosts of my grandparents (who are all still alive irl), one of whom would grab someone and take them up to Heaven, and the other would drag them down to Hell. And then my neighbor pretended to be a ghost while we were dealing with all this and I yelled at him so hard that I got myself and an ex in trouble with my alma mater, somehow.

It all worked itself out somehow and then we went back to playing MW but we got annoyed because the little cutscene before a match where you ride an APC to the battle was unreasonably long and included generals giving the order to attack, the APCs getting fueled in preparation, etc.

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Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



net cafe scandal posted:

Slightly fearful chuckle at the notion of every Imps deranged gamer dreams originating from Bicyclops unending comatic nightmare, like a slumbering Old One.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Sub-Actuality posted:

lmao at Amorous Bertildou and Barry the Shed Predator

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lmao

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lmao at both

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Vice-President Synthy

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Dozens of imps having the same dream descend on Devil’s Tower, where an alien craft lands and Bicyclops steps out

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Caithness posted:

I dreamed that the best selling thing on steam was an e-book called “I hate hemorrhoids”

Wes Warhammer posted:

last night i had a dream about playing a game where you played as a homeless girl in a hotel. it was billed as an "emotionally impactful" game but the only emotional impact i got was from looking at a painting of a goose

Lmfao

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Sub-Actuality posted:

I dreamt that the PC release of Red Dead 2 ended up having extremely long loading screens, which were masked by a mini game where you moved an 8-bit Arthur around with the mouse and clicked on barrels to earn “corn points”, which were the new RDR Online currency for the PC version. This format became the industry standard, and loading times in all future games were forever referred to as “corn time” and had corn-related mini games

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Had a dream last night that I was walking along a riverside with two women that I don’t recognize from real life, and fish and eels kept jumping out and sinking their razor-sharp teeth into my arm, one by one. As soon as I pried one’s jaw open and threw it back in the river another would jump out and do the same thing. But I guess it was a video game even though it didn’t really feel like one because I got really mad that “the devs” would code it so that getting bitten by one fish made you more likely to be bitten by another. I tried to ask the women if they thought that it was just straight coded so that one fish attack increased the chances of another or if the cry of pain when one bit me broke stealth and drew others, but they were too occupied trying to get the fish out of my arm to talk, which I guess was nice of them.

Then we went to a department store where I bought an annotated commentary on the biblical book of Acts which I was really excited about.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



FactsAreUseless posted:

Should have checked out Corinthians, it has a lot to say about a time for corn.

Arrhythmia posted:

a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,
a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,
no time for dogs

Lmfao

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010




Lmao

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



FactsAreUseless posted:

and that's why these carnival-goers say... it's a gas. Back to you, Diane.

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The next explosion will be our last.

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Pablo Nergigante posted:

This is only vaguely gaming related but this morning I woke up at 5 for some reason, at some point fell back asleep and had a really weird dream. I dreamed I was walking through Midtown Manhattan, somewhere around Times Square, and there was this guy walking around who in the dream I knew was kind of infamous in the city. He wore a track suit but had his pants pulled down and painted his rear end bright red and he was known around town as the Red rear end Guy or something like that. He was going around to various people asking for money and almost everybody ignored him. He got really pissed off and started like pushing people over and running and for so the crowd started getting agitated and everyone started getting aggressive and running around.

I was running trying to get away from Red rear end Guy and he started making weird hissing noises. Eventually I came to a corner and there was a Barcade location. Red rear end Guy ran inside hissing and screaming and I suddenly got really worried he was going to gently caress up the arcade machines. I heard a commotion inside and then a whole bachelorette party came out - the bride to be was really pissed that her Barcade party was interrupted. I went inside and the bartender had called the cops. There was a band playing in the corner who hadn't stopped while this was going on for some reason. I decided I was going to play a game of Galaga and then I got woken up by our neighbor ringing the doorbell at 7am for some reason.

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Wormskull posted:

Curse you Red rear end G— oh poo poo. Galaga!

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Arrhythmia posted:

The prophecy came true

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Playing dragon quest 11 before bed and gently slipped into dreaming about it. I was having a pleasant stroll through the Dundrasil area and slimes were hopping around peacefully. Then I realised I hadn't camped for ages and my characters would be starving, because you can only feed them at camp, so I frantically looked through the menu and my only party member was my dog. he had zero HP and his title was "dead because of you" and the priest wouldn't bring him back because his spirit was too sad to return to me.

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



[Suddenly thinks about how hungry and sad my Neopets from 17 years ago must be and starts bawling]

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



GorfZaplen posted:

I've been having a recurring dream about a coop online game where you have to "attack Dracula's castle". In the first dream my group came across a fork in the road, one way was.covered in mushrooms and was a lot shorter than the other way which was more direct but very long. We went the mushroom way and the mushrooms released spores that grew all.over us and rotted our lungs. That was a few nights ago.

Last night I tried again wih a different group and they told me we should go to.a house on a hill first since it was almost night and big monsters show up at night. We enter the house and start rifling through drawers and grabbing stuff when one of the players lets their dog in. The dog is just everywhere and it blocks your movement if you run into it and it's insanely fast. Suddenly werewolves show up and I'm trying to stealth around the house so they don't find us but the dog keeps going right in front of me and makes me glitch out and ragdoll all over the house. This alerted the enemies and my partners ragequit

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



It’s the same dog Freddy Krueger-ing its way into every Imp’s gaming dreams

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



EmmyOk posted:

Had a dream that the entirety of the universe ended on January 1st and nothing but blackness was left. But as I was drifting there in the void in terror I realised I was just watching someone play Asteroids

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Just woke up from a nap where I dreamed that I was playing a Yakuza game, except it was a 3rd-person open-world shooter like GTA and everyone in the game spoke with Cockney accents, except Kiryu, who spoke with a Jamaican one with Rasta slang.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



amenbrotep posted:

after accidentally dropping a fishing boat the wrong way in a nautically themed tetris game i was reborn as a limbless android thing who could drown but never die, and spent eternity floating face down in the atlantic ocean. given that after my dream about slot machines i ended up getting a new job in a casino, i am suddenly very concerned about the eighteen layers of buddhist hell

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I'm glad to hear it. Now can you please call off your loving dog it's been bothering everyone.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Knuc U Kinte posted:

When the fight starts a crowd of Imp villagers dressed to the nines like homos would run down the entrance ramp and climb into the octagon to gently caress Goro up

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lmfao

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lmfao at both of the dreams

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Odd posted:

Had a dream I was playing a Paradox style map game, and my faction was The Girl Scouts. The Girl Scouts had a special ability called "Curse" which would drop any opponents luck down to the absolute minimum and they'd just get the most ridiculous set effects. The only one I remember is casting Curse on the King of England, who on England's next turn, was promptly assassinated by a time traveler. Also, for some reason, The Girl Scouts were based in the Basque region of spain.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I dreamed that trump was in Phnom Penh giving a speech from a helicopter with a megaphone that everyone was watching. I was watching it with my wife from our balcony but she got bored and went inside to read a book and trumps helicopter fell out of the sky and exploded. I ran inside to tell my wife and we decided to go to my sisters place to find out more about the situation. My sisters house was Michael’s house from gta v for some reason and my 12 year old nephew was playing gta v as Trevor on a really old crt but Trevor looked like my nephew cosplaying as Trevor. I was trying to get him to change the channel but he was doing a mission and then I realised he was playing my save and was wrecking all my cars I’d been saving in my garages and I was getting pissed. I tried doing anger management techniques to stay cool because everyone was looking at me get mad at a kid over a video game I haven’t played in 5 years. Sorry I just woke up and wrote all that down

lmao

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Wes Warhammer posted:

i had a dream that i had to go back to my old college dorm years after moving out of it because i forgot a bunch of clothes and money. as i was cleaning it up i was watching a stream from jeffrey of YOSPOS of him playing project X zone and responding to a callout about him being addicted to porn

This is the best thread on the forums

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



trying to jack off posted:

i had another quick flick through the last thread and started cracking up at "i just ate a bunch of beans and now i have to take a poo poo" asnd then everyone applauding

lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

keep thinking "a second, less horrible Shiddy" and laughing prodromally at random intervals

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



lol

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream I was getting telegrams from Goro Majima every day and they just said "big titty redheads" spelled out in magazine cut-up letters like a serial killer note. I responded to them every way I could think of, "why", "where", "why are you sending me these", "yes please" etc and it didn't make any difference

lol

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Dec 27, 2010



Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Just woke up from a dream where I met up with In Training and que sera in person at the top of a downtown Dallas skyscraper to play Animal Crossing. While we were playing I looked out the window and saw an elephant running around the streets being chased around by a bunch of cops and scientists and stuff. Eventually it was joined by 2 or 3 other elephants, a gorilla, and some kind of giant prehistoric woolly aurochs or something and they were bowling over the cops and smashing cars and stuff. I kept trying to get IT and QSS to look at this weird downtown animal rampage but they just got annoyed with me for not focusing on Animal Crossing and distracting them.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



GorfZaplen posted:

I dreamed I was playing a videogame based on Mary Poppins set during the racehorse/bandstand scene. Everything was super brown and bloomy like a 2009 videogame and everyone was a rude and filthy british person. I had to pee so I just whipped it out and started pissing but the game was xbox kinect enabled so I started peeing in the game as well. I pissed all over a ragged urchin who started punching me and a huge brawl broke out.

Lmfao

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Dec 27, 2010



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