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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Slightly fearful chuckle at the notion of every Imps deranged gamer dreams originating from Bicyclops unending comatic nightmare, like a slumbering Old One.

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Mar 18, 2011



Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Bicyclops morphing into a weird steam engine thing like Bowie in Twin Peaks S03

Lmfao yeah

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Lmfao

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GorfZaplen posted:

I dreamed that I had to have surgery and the surgeon was visiting me at my home to explain the procedure. As he's talking his eyes drift towards my computer and he says "Oi mate, that's Steam innit?" and locks me out of my own computer room and starts playing CK2. He plays it like a complete psycho, turning on the heavy metal soundtrack dlc and playing it like an rts by only ever attacking people and ignoring the life elements. Then he unlocks this Noah's Flood event chain and I start getting jealous because he's seeing stuff I've never had before so I tell him I want him off my case and he leaves my house looking disappointed.

Ahaha

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Mar 18, 2011



Larry Parrish posted:

Kind of boring but I had a dream about work where I had disco elysium style internal conversations and then I had a tough skill check involving talking to the director of operations on the phone. Then I woke up all the way and I really was talking to her and I'd just agreed to come in on my day off. So I guess I failed that skill check

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



amenbrotep posted:

dreamt i was captured by a brazilian counterstrike pro who placed me in a primitive saw-style trap that would chop my lips off if i didn't publicly state that we used to be friends by the dandy warhols was a better song than the entirety of folk music. at the last moment i woke up sweating and afraid of what choice i would have made under the pressure.

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



Caithness posted:

I dreamed that the best selling thing on steam was an e-book called “I hate hemorrhoids”

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



Wes Warhammer posted:

last night i had a dream about playing a game where you played as a homeless girl in a hotel. it was billed as an "emotionally impactful" game but the only emotional impact i got was from looking at a painting of a goose

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Mar 18, 2011



Kfroog posted:

Dreamt that Andy Bogard was being charged with distribution of child pornography. There was initially some suggestion that Terry was an accomplice, but it turned out that Andy was just exploiting his connections within Terry's company without him knowing. Terry was making his living nowadays by selling branded arcade sticks, and Andy had been hiding thumbdrives inside of some of them before the "this has never been opened by the end user" stickers went on the bottom, to trick the police into thinking it wasn't a place worth looking.

Cool brain lol

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Mar 18, 2011



Whatever that guy has is the Killer BOB to Bicyclop’s Phillip Jeffries

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Mar 18, 2011



In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

Holy poo poo lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



That’s cool

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Mar 18, 2011



Arrhythmia posted:

The prophecy came true

Lmao

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Mar 18, 2011



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Playing dragon quest 11 before bed and gently slipped into dreaming about it. I was having a pleasant stroll through the Dundrasil area and slimes were hopping around peacefully. Then I realised I hadn't camped for ages and my characters would be starving, because you can only feed them at camp, so I frantically looked through the menu and my only party member was my dog. he had zero HP and his title was "dead because of you" and the priest wouldn't bring him back because his spirit was too sad to return to me.

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Mar 18, 2011



LOL

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Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing/watching some Yakuza related thing and Kiryu was going about his day, but people kept saying to him wistfully "remember the bog times? Ah, Kiryu, the bog times were simpler times..." and things like that, and I was really confused and increasingly irritated because I had no idea what the bog times were.

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



You had to be there dude. Ahhh... There was nothing quite like it.

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Mar 18, 2011



sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

had a dream they announced Darksiders 3 DLC and the pitch was "you've fought the 7 deadly sins... now face the 8th... the Goatse man!" and I remembered I was a consultant on this and was really proud of myself.

Unfortunately, everyone hated it, and I had to lock down my Twitter because the trolls and haters immediately started calling me a "2004 rear end honky" and "crude shock value that has destroyed the Darksiders lore forever".

I left the computer to calm down and there was a gang of bikers coming to kill me for turning Darksiders into a joke, because it's an extremely popular franchise with biker gangs and they take it extremely seriously. Thankfully the four riders of the apocalypse came and rescued me in their sick motorbikes and we escaped from the bikers while I hit them with a giant glowing scythe.

I've never played a Darksiders game.

You have a beautiful mind dude

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Mar 18, 2011



In awe

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Mar 18, 2011



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Welcome back king.

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Mar 18, 2011



herculon posted:

I had a dream where I was hanging out with Goro, who was a super nice dude. Then someone announced that I have to fight Goro in the octagon next. Goro wished me good luck and left to get ready. I spent the rest of the dream wondering how can I even fight Goro, but everyone kept wishing me good luck like it was a pretty even fight. I was mostly worried that Goro's physique is top notch while my doughy, pasty complexion will look silly next to him. Luckily, it started raining and they had to cancel the fight because it was an outdoor arena.

LMfao

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Mar 18, 2011



GorfZaplen posted:

I dreamed that I was driving down a road and my car's windshield kept fogging up really really bad so I had to drive with my head sticking out the window in the middle of a storm. In the dream Wormskull had made an Imp Zone post making fun of people who drive like this so I was filled with shame at what the Zone would think of me.

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



Bicyclops posted:

haven't been posting much because it turns out raising a toddler and working full time at the same time is hard. my coronavirus crazy thing has been to start exercising, so i've been doing six weeks to 100 pushups and 6 weeks to 200 squats, for example. in the evenings, after my son goes to sleep, i've been playing the ff7 remake.

had a dream last night that i was on an amtrak train and it was where my wife and i had to live for the rest of the virus situation, for some reason. i was trying to conduct my work on a new sony release called the Playstation PlayAnywhere, that sort of made a holographic screen in front of you generated by a PS4 controller. but the interface for trying to answer an email was so terrible that i couldn't seem to type a single word. a guy i work with was sending me email after email telling me that i urgently needed to pay an invoice for an international evacuation, or the company would stop providing the evacuation service, but i was just trying to type "approved" on this weird virtual screen in the air with my PS4 controller, crying and screaming that i couldn't type anything.

finally i managed to reply that i was having technical difficulties (i don't know why that was easier than typing "approved") and i got up to go to the bathroom, feeling really stressed out, and when i looked in the mirror, Cloud Strife was looking back at me. i said "what the hell?" out loud, and it was cloud's voice. the cloud in the mirror nodded. "think about it," he said. "you have blonde hair and spookily light blue eyes. you've always looked weirdly thin. and.......... you've been doing squats." and suddenly, everything made sense. i'd been cloud strife, my entire life, and i had just forgotten about it because of the Shinra Mako experiments on me. when i left the bathroom, my wife had turned into Tifa and all the other people on the train were shinra goons. the guy at work i had been emailing was there, and it turned out he was heidegger.

"this is over," i said, drawing the buster sword, and Barret chimed in from behind me and said "Hell YEAH it is! there ain't no gettin offa this train we on." Tifa nodded and looked at me like i was the coolest person in the world. i felt awesome as i prepared for an easy boss battle with Heidegger, hitting him over and over with focused thrust and staggering him with ease. in the end, i did a limit break called Aurora Delta that used the PS4 Controller to fire a bunch of lasers and create a giant, pyramid prism around Heidegger and then slowly close it around him, crushing him completely. my son ran up, and he was dressed in a toddler version of the purple cloud outfit and had the Cloud spikes in his hair. he had a tiny buster sword that he was holding like a tonberry (he often has a toy knife in his hand in real life because one of his favorite games is to pretend to chop his toy vegetables). "let's mosey," I said, and my cloud-son said "mosey! funnyyyyyyyy! funnyyyyyyyy! mosey."

i woke up shortly afterward and remembered that i don't really want to be cloud strife at all, and he's probably not even a good model for how to do squats.

LmfO

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Mar 18, 2011



In Training posted:

I dreamt that the latest and greatest Battle Royale game had just come out on iOS but it was basically combining the idea of a battle Royale with Pokemon Go so people were encouraged to gang up and rove around parks beating people up and trying to geocache for digital treasure chests. The way you won was by collecting 3 of the SMW dragon coins and then bringing it to a treasure chest and opening it and you won real money. Me and 2 friends did and I became the squad leader because I assured them I know this area, I used to work for the Governor's Office in this state, I know all the ins and outs. My two friends got hogtied by a squad of 4 people dressed up like the four swords adventure cartoon link team and I had to escape with my life but I eventually found 3 coins and the treasure chest and I won 3 cents which felt like a real ripoff before even considering that I didn't know where my friends had gone.

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



Fungah! posted:

had one last night where there was a new banjo-kazooie and i was super hype for some reason, only then i found out the enemies were sikhs who wanted to kill lesbians and i woke myself up with how insanely disappointed i was in rare

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream I was getting telegrams from Goro Majima every day and they just said "big titty redheads" spelled out in magazine cut-up letters like a serial killer note. I responded to them every way I could think of, "why", "where", "why are you sending me these", "yes please" etc and it didn't make any difference

Lmfao

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Mar 18, 2011



Getting telegrams made out of cut up magazine letters is some pretty incredible dream logic

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Mar 18, 2011



Bicyclops posted:

been playing Arkham asylum lately. had a dream last night where a friend was having a wedding and they were somehow hosting the Sundance film festival at their wedding. there was a bunch of stuff at the beginning of the dream about carpooling to the hotel with a friend and trying to get a glass of water, but finally we got to the movie theater.

there was a trailer for a movie about a tech start up called Idea Daddy that had all the beats you'd.expect where some guys start it together and start to drift apart when they get successful, but then there was this whole thing about a Badass Woman who was going to take their company down (she was filing some kind of thing about how their initial permit was to create a muffin shop and they were in violation, and she was going to open a real muffin shop in its place). then there was a rom com thing where a guy dressed in a furry monster suit to advertise for a store in the same mall as the muffin store/startup died the fur so he matched Badass woman's dress.

I started getting really angry and yelling out loud at the screen, stuff like "what is this a 20 minute trailer? I think we've seen the whole movie! and it's three different movies, we've seen three movies this trailer!"

someone wearing sunglasses nodded and a bunch of people with guns and t-shirts that said "Wedding Guard" came in, and i understood they were going to kill me for ruining the previews of Sundance.

i grappled my way to a gargoyle in the room and started swooping down on the guards individually, knocking them out with stealth. finally, after i took them all down, everyone in the theater started clapping. "that trailer sucked!" someone yelled.

then i heard a loud, slow clap, and I saw it was the Joker, but it was Heath ledger, not the mark hammill one. "Bravo," he said. "but look, you can't just start mouthing off in a theater, kid. there are rules." he gave me a big wink. "we live in a society."

then he pulled out a gun and started open firing at the people in the theater. everyone ran away, screaming. my friend got shot and I hid under one of the seats, but eventually he found me. he was just about to shoot when I woke up.

Hahahaha

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Mar 18, 2011



Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Just woke up from a dream where I met up with In Training and que sera in person at the top of a downtown Dallas skyscraper to play Animal Crossing. While we were playing I looked out the window and saw an elephant running around the streets being chased around by a bunch of cops and scientists and stuff. Eventually it was joined by 2 or 3 other elephants, a gorilla, and some kind of giant prehistoric woolly aurochs or something and they were bowling over the cops and smashing cars and stuff. I kept trying to get IT and QSS to look at this weird downtown animal rampage but they just got annoyed with me for not focusing on Animal Crossing and distracting them.

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