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Knuc U Kinte posted:I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 15:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:02 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:italian attack me Lmao
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 23:52 |
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Fungah! posted:thank you for your service
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 19:34 |
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EmmyOk posted:Dreamt I lost my right arm in a freak buzzsaw accident when reading the latest chapter of One Piece. Posted on the Imp Zone asking if there were any good controllers for disabled gamers and everyone just kept responding "why not use the one you always use lol" for pages. Lmao
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 15:47 |
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ol yeller posted:Dreamed that I was trying to raise a Digimon in the old ps1 game but no matter what I did, he would always evolve into a really fat guy in a wife beater who drank soda and farted until he died. I eventually got so mad that I was going to take my game back for a refund and when I got to the store the clerk was the really fat guy from the game and he asked if I was coming back to buy more copies of the greatest game of the year. I didn't want things to get awkward so I bought 2 more copies "for friends and family"
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2020 07:12 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I had a dream I was moving paintings from my parents' house and remembered that I had a life sized 7' painting of Drizzt from Baldur's Gate 2 from when I went through my Baldur's Gate obsessive phase (I did not have this phase). I was so embarassed for him my dad to see it that I hurriedly downloaded and printed out a photo of a big juicy rear end and pasted it over Drizzt's face, telling my dad that the painting was of "rear end man", a popular parody character from Discworld. Lmao
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 17:32 |
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I had a dream i was watching a gdc postmortem talk about the rise and fall of a game company. their first game was a critical success, named 'house escape'. It was legend of grimrock except you were constantly being chased by a block with a clowns face on it. the expansion added cages that would randomly fall on you and was an even bigger success. their next project was a combination of sim tower and factorio, which they touted as a spiritual successor to a game called "courier quest" (the audience nodded knowingly). the art director was obsessed with the duckmen from king of dragon pass, and all of the npc sprites were ripped straight from that game. the resulting lawsuit bankrupted the company.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 16:24 |
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lmao
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2020 05:34 |
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symbolic posted:well this was bound to happen lmao
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2020 21:13 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:see that bratwurst? you can climb it
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 16:18 |
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2020 18:08 |
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absolutely anything posted:had a dream that a clip got unearthed of jackie gleason on the set of the honeymooners saying “do you think alligators go ‘ONK’? just a big fat ‘ONK’ out of an alligator, that’s the noise they make?”. the onk was a pitch perfect replica of the noise kremlings make when they die in donkey kong country and there was a big controversy that rare stole it from him Lol
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2020 18:06 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:dreamed I was taking a philosophy class & the professor said the final exam was going to be beating the shareware episode of Doom on nightmare difficulty without attacking anything or touching any powerups. The students started to protest that it was impossible, and he got really angry and yelled “this was how Immanuel Kant played Doom!!” and I woke up. Lmao
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 16:56 |
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had a dream I was watching e3 and sony had a surprise announcement at the end. adam boyes walks back out and explains that even he didn't know about it until now. he pulls a small orange out of his pocket and starts peeling and eating it while the video plays. the vignette begins with doom eternal and rolls backwards through id's games until it comes to commander keen, then a voiceover says "it's been almost 30 years since the cliffhanger at the end of commander keen 5". the footage cuts to one of those automatic mario world levels where you press right and it plays itself. the blocks spell out "We have not secured the rights from Tom Hall" and the video ends with mario dying and the words "Too Bad" from sunshine appear on screen and grow larger until the video ends. adam isn't on stage anymore and the presentation is over
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 19:57 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Lol but also there were six mainline Keen games so I’m calling shenanigans on that dream. this is the message you get after you beat keen 5
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2020 05:29 |
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Bicyclops posted:"this is BULLSHIT! this is nintendo hard!" Lmfao
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 23:33 |
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Had a dream 007 was acquired by disney and was put into kingdoms hearts 4. You have to rescue bond from goldfinger and the giant crab from moana but your only ally is chip the teacup from beauty and the beast. He hangs from your belt buckle and yells a recycled voice clip "watch out! I'm fragile" every time an enemy swings at you for the whole level
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 17:45 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:dreamt I had been hired to drive Peter Molyneux around on a tour to give staged TED talk style speeches to huge crowds about games he was working on, where the "audience" was actually just a bunch of cardboard cutouts and some cassette players looping excited crowd noises and the occasional whoop/cheer that I had set up beforehand. After each speech I had to put on a disguise and "interview" him as a different game journalist, and pretend to be intrigued and take notes. it wasn't clear whether I had been hired to do this by an outside company or by Peter himself. Lol
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 16:23 |
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GorfZaplen posted:I had a dream that Cliffy B announced a new game over a small zoom call called EXTREME RAPPELING, where you played as dudes with giant muscles rappelling up a building shooting at people coming down. When someone pointed out that you rappel down a building, not up, Cliffy B frowned for a second and ended the call. Lmao
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 16:53 |
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Lobster Harmonica posted:Dreamt a couple nights ago that they announced an origin story/prequel for the Hangover movie franchise called "The Hangover: Part 0" that had a more or less identical movie poster to the box art for Yakuza 0 and was similarly set in the 1980s etc. No one online was making the connection at all and anytime I'd try and point out the stuff it ripped off, everyone would just reply "how so?" and I got so frustrated it woke me up irl Lmao
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 17:17 |
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had a dream about a classic rock radio station that kept getting calls from actor james woods. he would introduce himself as "james woods, from the movie Speed" (which starred dennis hopper not james woods) and tell the hosts about the snes game he was playing at the moment. the latest call was about actraiser, which he has apparently been playing for the last few weeks (these are daily calls) and he was requesting they play "fillmore", which the hosts identified somehow after he sang the first few notes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCJJxoWwII
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 23:25 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Last night I dreamed I was walking on the side of a highway and my walk cycle glitched out, I ended up sliding along the ground on my stomach with my arms and legs twisted in the air above me. The first thing I thought was “as a gamer, I accept this”
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 17:56 |
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Bicyclops posted:had a dream that shelley long and ted Danson joined my magic card group. shelley was very into the game and launched into Diane chambers-like monologues where she extolled the virtues of Group Hug decks and said that the name was unfairly belittling, that they should be called manipulative tactician decks. she seemed really nervous about Ted, who was pretty quiet and charming mostly. lmfao
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 19:59 |
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albany academy posted:dont really remember a whole lot of it but i was in a fallout: new vegas type map and at a quarry, accepted a quest from a mining company, opened my objectives and its just a huge list of fetch quests, "collect 10 small rocks", "collect 5 larger rocks" with little icons for each type of rock. i think i woke up right after scrolling through and seeing the list keep going and that the little scrollbar barely moved Lmao
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 00:49 |
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Fungah! posted:i dreamed i could see behind the scenes on the yakuza games and whnever you aren't playing as him kiryu is kind of a normal guy. he was part of a bowling league, he had kids that weren't haruka and was good friends with their teachers. whenever someone plays the games he's forced to act like a yakuza wherever he is. all his friends think he's acting like a huge spaz and he hates having to do it. after a while i could start to feel his animosity towards me for making him be a yakuza and i woke up covered in sweat and feeling like a jerk
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 19:21 |
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ol yeller posted:Dreamed that I was working at digging ditches when a courier showed up with a letter for me. It was an invitation from Toadsworth summoning me to the castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. I was immediately rushed onto a plane where Brad Pitt and Kanye West were already sitting and smoking huge blunts. I took my seat and soon we were in the air. After a few minutes Kanye West went to the bathroom. He never came out. A few minutes later Brad Pitt said "Isn't this your stop?" and I looked out the window and there we were, right outside Peach's Castle. I didn't even notice us landing.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 15:58 |
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GorfZaplen posted:When I was a kid our family computer was taking like 25 minutes to boot up and this really upset me because obviously I wanted to play videogames. One night I apparently said very loudly in my sleep "there's not enough RAM" and the next morning my dad checked and sure enough some of the ram came loose somehow and that fixed it lmao
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2021 04:57 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:It's very good, and congratulations - you now get to play the dungeon in real life. Lol
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 04:50 |
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Had a dream I visited Austin Texas and saw a sign advertising "Mike's Romance Arcade - former home of id software". I didnt remember reading this in masters of doom but it was right there so I stopped in. It was the size of a small house and packed with those personality test grip things and pinball machines prominently featuring couples. One of them was addams family, another one was dirty harry but they put a decal over it so it read "dirty dancing" with a picture of Patrick Swayze. The machine was otherwise unchanged and would still spout Clint Eastwood lines during play. I noticed a regular skeeball machine in the back and asked how that was romance themed. Just then, John Romero walked in, greeted the owner and played a perfect game of skeeball. Instead of tickets or coins coming out, M&Ms and a halved poblano pepper came out. Romero took the handful of candy and handed the pepper to Mike, who said "you never know when things are gonna get hot".
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 15:04 |
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Bicyclops posted:had a dream that there was a live action ghostbusters tv show in between the first two movies that basically nobody had heard about. it was filmed with that soap opera quality film and was mostly extremely cringey jokes with an obvious, old timey laugh track, like a terrible episode of monty python. every episodes had a guest star who was hiring the boys to bust ghosts, and all of them were washed up one-shot wonders whose IMDB pages had like, one movie in the 80s and then this terrible show. bill murray was obviously drunk in every shot and improvising, and peter spent most of his time antagonizing egon, calling him a loser and squirting him with ketchup and stuff while egon tried to move along the plot. harold ramis seemed miserable, and dan ackroyd seemed oblivious to the whole thing. ernie hudson was only ever in like one scene an episode and the whole crowd cheered whenever he showed up, usually to solve the problem himself with a simple solution and leave the rest of the ghostbusters aghast at his wisdom. getting to the end and remembering the ghostbusters part lmao
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 19:56 |
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ol yeller posted:Dreamed that I went on a date with Sofia Vergara. Everything was going really well until I had to give her a ride back to my place because driving in dreams always feels really hosed up to me. We ended up ordering a lyft together and things were heating up in the backseat until the driver, who was the Family Guy animated version of the pepperidge farm guy, made eye contact with me in the rear view mirror and I got uncomfortable. lmfao
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 00:02 |
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heehee posted:gonna be singing won't you rub my belly all day now
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 20:13 |
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ArfJason posted:Kinda tangentially about gaming
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 13:20 |
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lmfao dreams extremely ftw
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 20:07 |
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GorfZaplen posted:I had a dream my gf and I moved into a new two bedroom apartment that was insanely nice and spacious. I was wondering why it was so affordable when suddenly the camera pulled back to reveal it existed on an age of empires 2 style map with medieval guys walking around. The medieval guys kept interrupting us whenever we tried to do anything; one time we were getting intimate when a voice declared "Our markets are under attack milord!" And the camera zoomed out and focused on a market district where red horsemen were attacking blue villagers. Time skipped to the evening where I was sauteeing some vegetables when I heard "The enemy has crossed over the river! To arms!" and it zoomed and focused on a bridge that foot soldiers were walking haphazardly across in 90s pathfinding ai. After sending some troops to stop them I returned to my vegetables to find them a caramelized mush. Lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 17:11 |
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Lmao
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 15:35 |
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Lobster Harmonica posted:Dreamt that I'd somehow messed up the mouse drivers on my PC so badly that they had to be RMA'd (like I had to email the mouse driver files to Logitech and wait 3 weeks for them to repair the code) and my solution in the interim was to play Doom Eternal using my drawing tablet as a mouse. Lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 04:42 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:If the cheat you entered brought you to this, of what use was the cheat?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 19:34 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:Last night I dreamt that I was watching an E3 Sega presentation for their new console called “Owlponics.” The guy presenting looked like Steve Ballmer and he was excitedly explaining that the name means “Owl Work” in Latin. Lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 02:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:02 |
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Had a dream there was a Donkey Kong show in the works called KONG and you could win a role on it from a special pack of capri sun. I havent had capri sun in years so I said what the hell, bought it, and ended up winning. Fast forward to LA, they give me the details: Donkey Kong will be voiced by Steven Wright and it will be a dark and serious noir show where he has to solve crimes in the real world. I assumed I would get to voice a side character, but they said they were short staffed and the job I won was in storyboarding. I dont know how to draw very well so I just scribbled things down as they were described to me. We send the storyboards to the animators and wait. Weeks later we were at the release party and everyone was nervously awaiting the premiere on the big screen. It turns out my drawings were so bad the animators thought it was a show about Peppa Pig. They never asked for clarification so they went ahead and animated the entire show like that. As soon as I realized this I snuck out the side door and got into a cab.
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