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Kfroog
Nov 9, 2012
Dreamt that fully charging King K. Rool's side smash brought up a hot menu of your opponent's alt colors, and landing it would force them to change to whatever color you selected.

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Kfroog
Nov 9, 2012
Dreamt that Andy Bogard was being charged with distribution of child pornography. There was initially some suggestion that Terry was an accomplice, but it turned out that Andy was just exploiting his connections within Terry's company without him knowing. Terry was making his living nowadays by selling branded arcade sticks, and Andy had been hiding thumbdrives inside of some of them before the "this has never been opened by the end user" stickers went on the bottom, to trick the police into thinking it wasn't a place worth looking.

Kfroog
Nov 9, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

Whatever that guy has is the Killer BOB to Bicyclop’s Phillip Jeffries

I've never watched Twin Peaks. Does this mean I'm going to die too?

Kfroog
Nov 9, 2012

Sub-Actuality posted:

dreamt I had been hired to drive Peter Molyneux around on a tour to give staged TED talk style speeches to huge crowds about games he was working on, where the "audience" was actually just a bunch of cardboard cutouts and some cassette players looping excited crowd noises and the occasional whoop/cheer that I had set up beforehand. After each speech I had to put on a disguise and "interview" him as a different game journalist, and pretend to be intrigued and take notes. it wasn't clear whether I had been hired to do this by an outside company or by Peter himself.

lmao

Kfroog
Nov 9, 2012

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

Had a dream I visited Austin Texas and saw a sign advertising "Mike's Romance Arcade - former home of id software". I didnt remember reading this in masters of doom but it was right there so I stopped in. It was the size of a small house and packed with those personality test grip things and pinball machines prominently featuring couples. One of them was addams family, another one was dirty harry but they put a decal over it so it read "dirty dancing" with a picture of Patrick Swayze. The machine was otherwise unchanged and would still spout Clint Eastwood lines during play. I noticed a regular skeeball machine in the back and asked how that was romance themed. Just then, John Romero walked in, greeted the owner and played a perfect game of skeeball. Instead of tickets or coins coming out, M&Ms and a halved poblano pepper came out. Romero took the handful of candy and handed the pepper to Mike, who said "you never know when things are gonna get hot".

lol

Kfroog
Nov 9, 2012

Kfroog
Nov 9, 2012

sockpuppetclock posted:

Had a dream about Kingdom Hearts 2, which I never played. The final boss was a 6ft-tall heart-shaped gold cat bell wearing mickey mouse overalls that Donald, Sora and Goofy climactically defeated by standing in a circle around it and repeatedly yelling at it to kill itself.

lmfao

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Kfroog
Nov 9, 2012
I was hanging out with Tony Hawk on Alcatraz, skateboarding and just shooting the poo poo. Eventually he pulled out a stack of worksite photographs I had taken five years ago, as part of the construction crew that built his THPS-inspired skate park on this previously undeveloped rock in San Francisco Bay. He was complimenting my work until he came across a shot of what he called "a squiggle on the floor" and his face turned really sour.

"Why would you waste a shot on this squiggle? I can't use this!"

I looked at the photograph to jog my memory. It was the signature of Pharrell Williams, done with his heel in sawdust on the floor. I had to take the shot, because it was so ephemeral and so impressive how exactly identical to his actual handwritten signature it was, even though it was done with his heel. I tried to explain my reasoning, and reassured him that not every shot has to go in the brochure, but Tony wasn't listening. He was now hurriedly shuffling through the stack, sweat beading on his forehead. He came across a shot I took of a perfect, naturally formed ☺︎ in a grease stain on the underside of a handrail, and that just had him inconsolable.

"What have you done to me! How am I supposed to promote this place with you taking pointless pictures? I can't believe this, all those years of work, just down the toilet. I'm going to have to get rid of the skateboarding, now! This place is going to suck!"

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