Wormskull posted:

Had a dream that tens of thousands of missing Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band free game-eligible receipts washed up on the shores of Manhattan. It’s true. It’s true. Duffel bags loaded with old receipts. But they don’t know where they are. How they got there. These copies of Coheed and Cambria: Rock Band are being stolen from under us, folks. It’s a shame to this Republic. Never before in the history of this country has a fraud of this magnitude been perpetrated. But they will pay. We will make sure they don’t beat us.