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Alaois posted:shawn michaels is like 5' 10" Oh nononono
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2019 06:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:03 |
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Drew McIntyre posted:Enzo Amore was technically a wrestler *Sports Entertainer
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 09:22 |
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Wrestling loves the mirror gimmick. Remember when they did it with Fake Kane?
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 05:09 |
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Gavok posted:I recall WWECW having a bit where Zack Ryder saw Rosa Mendes for the first time backstage, then we got to see him fantasizing about them being a couple. I just remembered they did another mirror thing with the Wyatt family at some points. I think they even did one with Daniel Bryan and Kane. Then of course the time Adam Rose did a bit with the mirror from Oculus.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 03:33 |
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Nehru the Damaja posted:Where the hell has Aleister Black been He sits in a dark room and gets mad about people knocking on his door. He had a squash simulated combat on Raw last Monday and I think is supposed to sports entertain against Buddy Murphy at TLC.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 09:11 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Don Callis had a promotion that ran Winnipeg and Thunder Bay (where I live). He had: Well I'll be damned. I had no idea that guy did pro wrestling AND he learned holds and junk from Bad News Brown. That's crazy.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 13:09 |
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jesus WEP posted:My brain is short circuiting trying to picture either Hogan successfully executing a powerbomb, or Hogan successfully taking a rana The only bombs Hogan executed were in the box office. Zing!
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 11:54 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:TNA had a little person named "Puppet The Midget Killer" masturbating in a trash can and threatening to rape a female interviewer. It's not a good comparison. I didn't know Rob Zombie booked TNA.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 08:47 |
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Bad Wolf posted:Oooh, that reminds me, second dumbest elimination is Finlay, being disqualified for using a foreign object, which has never happened before or since. My mind instantly jumps to Raven pushing a shopping cart of bullshit down to the ring in Royal Rumble 2001
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 13:41 |
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I just remembered Apollo works for WWE. What a sad waste.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 04:51 |
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super macho dude posted:Serious question: What are the qualities that Okada possesses that make him one of the biggest and best performers in wrestling today? Like, if you were going to roll him up as a DnD character, what would his perks and skills be? I'm no Okada expert, but when I watch him I just look and think, "This guy is a drat STAR." He's got an aura that tells you he's important and the poo poo he's about to do is important. The closest thing I can think in this moment is a Paladin's auras or the Discipline of Presence from Vampire the Masquerade.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2020 03:51 |
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Vince obviously only hired Alberto because he was tall.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2020 10:54 |
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Dell_Zincht posted:He's not. He's largely seen in the industry as a lying, backstabbing, thieving piece of poo poo by wrestlers and promoters alike. He even had actual matches with Nick Patrick during the Invasion. poo poo was shameful.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 22:51 |
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Nehru the Damaja posted:It still blows my mind that WWE saw some broke-rear end TV show make Alberto white-hot and they didn't follow in that path. MexAmerica was just throwing money into a loving incinerator. Milking the American public for dumb patriotism is a classic WWE move.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 02:55 |
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Hedgehog Pie posted:I'm still a bit unclear about his Seven character in WCW due to reading so much conflicting information about it. Was it intended as a legit spooky character along the lines of, say, Bray Wyatt until Turner S&P got involved? Was it always going to end with a worked shoot, or was this something added in by the recently arrived Vince Russo (he might not have even got there yet, I'm confused with my timelines)? Were the promos really supposed to imply that he was a child molester of sorts? And they put so much effort into the debut. With him floating to the ring and all the fire and then... oh... welp never mind.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 10:53 |
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extradite THIS! posted:Blampied repeatedly slid into the DMs of several women asking for nudes and generally being a creep. He then apologized and voluntarily disappeared for a few years. I guess he feels like he’s been in his self-imposed internet jail for long enough now Oh poo poo I had no idea I'd seen this guy until I googled him and at the time I thought he gave some serious creep vibes. Yiiiikes.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 11:27 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Any excuse I hate all the flashes at the moment of impact. I wanna be able to slow everything down and watch his spine compress like the Zapruder film.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 10:01 |
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fatherofmustard posted:What's the most overbooked match ever? Mankind winning the title on Raw has to be up there.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 03:45 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:That's probably the one I was thinking of. DX, Austin, maybe Rikishi, all running in, probably more. If I remember right, the crowd was basically screaming the entire time and somehow popped even bigger when that glass break hit. Yeah I wanna say The Corporation was involved? I don't think they were called that at the time of course.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 03:50 |
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Halloween Jack posted:At its worst, matches were being won by people who weren't in the match or according to the wrong stipulations. Aw poo poo this is the one where Macho and Hogan are tapping dudes on the head with frying pans. What a trash match. edit: The whole match is so ridiculous and gross. The
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 05:36 |
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Visual Basic Bitch posted:Was Sting/HHH the match where kevin nash ran in and (kayfabe) blew his quads? Because that was hilarious and cool. Yes and I think he tweeted a joke about it after.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 14:53 |
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Vandar posted:And then they had segments on Raw where Leslie Nielsen was looking in grocery stores and delis trying to find the Undertaker! Yo, I saw the Undertaker order three dozen coffin shaped donuts.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 15:50 |
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Ganso Bomb posted:Now I want a Steiner Brothers reality show where they go around the south fixing up failing Shoney's. I want Rick Steiner to be in the next Child's Play movie.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 04:06 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I'm going to need to know more about this dinner party
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 05:51 |
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Randaconda posted:Was the Patriot's real name a secret? I feel like I remember always knowing his name was Del WIlkes. I could swear I remember commentary calling him The Patriot and Del Wilkes.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 10:05 |
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I still remember the crowd chanting "You suck dick!" at Angle and his response being, "Your mother taught me how!" Which honestly just raises even more questions.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 08:59 |
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In a roundabout way Flair getting hammered and going way off script cost JR his job.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 09:44 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Crowe: WHAT Dusty was going back and forth with HHH and they had a stare down. Stephanie put her face between theirs on the hard camera to leech the heat and Dusty did a talk to the hand on her.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 14:26 |
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Schneider Heim posted:I read Bret's take that he begged Goldberg backstage not to hit him really hard, and he did anyway, but that's one side of the story. I'm inclined to believe the guy that tried to kill people with his spear every time probably went a little stiff.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 09:24 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I honestly have no idea, that’s why I’m asking. *Vince sighs and has Warriors bone saw dismembered corpse brought in* "Just how ya like 'em, pal!"
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2020 08:06 |
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Halloween Jack posted:I always liked Goldust. Same, I was too young and naive to understand the negative parts of the character and thought he owned for using homophobia against people.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 16:43 |
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SG Bamboo posted:I'm going to go with Journey into Darkness' continuity and say that the Brothers of Destruction are Glen (portrayed by Glenn Jacobs) and Mark Callaway (portrayed by Mark Calaway). See, it's the subtle differences in spelling that make all the difference to maintaining kayfabe Love a dose of that hot JiD
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 14:44 |
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Low Desert Punk posted:all Shawn Michaels matches are overrated Not an empty quote
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 11:38 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:What have been some decent face turns? Like Batista in 05 was really natural and cool. And what have been some garbage ones? Daniel Bryan turning back face on the Wyatt Family was great even if the heel turn it reversed was insanely stupid.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 12:50 |
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Dejan Bimble posted:What sort of 70s/80s steroids would a guy need to get a Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorf physique? Basically all the stuff listed in the steroid trial depositions and court documents. Oh and also good genetics because Mr Wonderful looked amazing and not just anyone can do that.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 02:34 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Would you say you can’t teach that? *starts sweating* I dunno what you're talking about, bro.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2020 01:55 |
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They'd still make him wear Goldust's wig.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2020 14:52 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Speaking of WWE Champion Khali; who would you consider the worst pushed champions of WWE/WCW? Not angles like David Arquette or Vince Russo winning but people they actually put the title on to be The Champion. ^Yeah what that guy said. Jinder. They wanted that guy to be a star in India but still booked him as a chickenshit heel. Like... what?
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 09:45 |
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Something that really stands out to me about WWE and it being garbage is all the wrestlers feel so drat phony. Yes, wrestling is fake, but the WWE talent doesn't feel like they have any kind of swagger or badass attitude. I don't get the impression even they believe in what they're doing.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 10:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:03 |
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I hate Jeff Jarrett with a passion but even I can't help but love the absurdity of calling people slapnuts. It's not cool or a sick burn, it's just so loving stupid it wraps around to hilarious.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 10:39 |