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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Halloween Jack posted:

Eh, I doubt that.

J-Ru, please ban

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 15:00

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 04:25

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

What was the story pitch that was so bad it struck Vince -Vince - dumb for like a minute and then he just got up and left the room?

# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 11:55

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I think a writer pitched that the guy who eventually became Heidenreich would be a frozen Nazi from World War II who gets unfrozen and decided to become a wrestler.

ah yes that�s the one

I was reminded of it becaus I was thinking of the dumbest and worst possible ending to the cuck storyline and came up with what if the father was the ghost of Harley Race

E: or the ghost of Chris Benoit, turn it into a proper Rosemary�s Baby horror movie kind of angle

jesus WEP fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Sep 17, 2019

# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 12:24

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

that�s still not a grift but it does own because it will have made Vince really mad

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 08:53

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

It�s clearly Sonny Kiss end topic.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 10:24

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Drew McIntyre posted:

it looks like most people are interested in having the tournament, i will think of 64 people in wrestling with the best asses, but please keep leaving suggestions in this thread until i post the tournament. don't stop giving me suggestions until then.

i already told you who the best one is so the tournament will be a waste of time

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 10:49

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

i don�t care about 63 inferior asses no

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 11:03

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 09:44

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Pope Corky the IX posted:

We couldn't enjoy that match as much as we would've liked because we were at my friend's house for the PPV and his wife's special needs little brother was there and he was inconsolable as a huge John Cena fan.

ah drat

# ¿ Oct 11, 2019 14:14

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

extradite THIS! posted:

Does anyone have the excellent and incomprehensible "davebnmeltzer" post lying around somewhere? I can never find it when I want to read it I should probably save it.

I got you fam

Daniel Bryan posted:

Honestly whatvdvabenmeltzter said about Dean Amanda's do flux every telling. Also th where at r wee sees himself as a a superstars in the friend

pro tip for finding it again in future google �daniel bryan �dean amanda� site:forums.somethingawful.com�

# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 12:43

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Also if you need the other all time classic just google �sramaker "request to being banned" fools�

# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 13:10

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

An Actual Bear posted:

Is this the gamergate guy?

It sure is op

# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 13:38

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

To be fair Braun is a big stiff who doesn�t really have much business being over at all, except for a while he was given all these crazy backstage stunts to do and it got him over huge

# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 21:35

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

1999 bossman was absolutely wild

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 10:41

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

His greatest heel move was the deviation from the meter

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 11:08

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

He�s been waiting 13 years for the perfect moment to deploy the greatest idea he�s heard in his entire life

# ¿ Oct 19, 2019 09:23

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

ZSJ just screaming HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS while wrenching on several body parts at once

# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 08:53

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

I always assumed JBL�s lariat looked good because he hit dudes as hard as he could

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 19:20

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Randaconda posted:

remember when Bray could have been a legit main event guy, but he never loving won an important match

He won the Elimination Chamber! which was just to set him up for Orton�s make-good Wrestlemania� Moment�

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 20:48

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

TheCool69 posted:

Thinking about Seth and Fiend and how lame ot really was, I want to know some real blood feuds or rivalries that had real heat and satisfying and beliavable end?

Minoru Suzuki and Jushin Liger just the other week there

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 21:48

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

They should have Kept Austin Weird

# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 13:00

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

DeathChicken posted:

Stone Cold's heel theme was good stuff (the one that wasn't Disturbed) and I love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCfiwgEE-Qk

# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 15:26

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Should I watch NWA Powerrr?

# ¿ Oct 26, 2019 14:00

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

extradite THIS! posted:

It's a fun, compact show that looks and feels unlike anything else out there. The wrestling itself is mostly solid but not amazing, but they have some really excellent and charismatic talkers there and they let them improv pretty much everything as far as I've understood. Give the first episode a watch and see if you like it!

Jerusalem posted:

Watch the first episode for sure, if you don't like that you won't like the show in general. Second episode was kinda weak but the third episode was a ton of fun, I legit look forward to watching the NWA every week at the moment and it's a weird and alien sensation.

thank you friends, i will give it a shot

# ¿ Oct 27, 2019 12:32

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Cavauro posted:

haheah. the proportions are all off on that piece of poo poo.

turn your monitor on

# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 16:17

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Gaz-L posted:

2019 Tomohiro Ishii

This is also my answer to any 'who would you want to see wrestle X' fantasy question.

Yes, including when X = Ishii.

They had a really good match at Rev Pro a couple of years ago

# ¿ Nov 2, 2019 10:18

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

ban every single person who didn't reply with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGt4TL5sJbA

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 21:10

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Stopped clock etc

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 20:29

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

When did they first start referring to Mick offhandedly by his real name, I kinda remember it being really early in his WWF run

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 21:54

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

SiKboy posted:

Wasnt that a Trump campaign slogan?

lmao

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 15:22

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Smackdown crowd: *seagull pop*

oh god that thing was the absolute worst (i always thought of it as the hairdryer pop)

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 09:39

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

TriffTshngo posted:

I posted this in one of the GDTs from last month so here you go:

this omits how he buried Moxley for leaving which imo was a big turning point for a lot of people

# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 13:10

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Wouldn�t do for any of his girlfriends to see pictures of him with any of the others

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 14:05

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Dell_Zincht posted:

Oh I get that, and I also get that WWE are so scared of him leaving that they'll let him get away with pretty much anything, but allowing him to say one of Vince's most hated terms?

there seems to be an understanding even in Vince's rotting brain that some people can say "wrestling" and it'll pop the fans big

# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 13:35

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Triple H was in the gogoplata for about a week at the end of his WM27 match

# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 15:23

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

E: needlessly tasteless

# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 19:59

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Sionistic posted:

Why the gently caress does the game need to load between entrances? All the assets are already there.

my bike light/camera has an app that literally just changes the values in a text file. it takes about 5 seconds to save changes every time. cheaply made software is always terrible.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 15:53

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

I�d say the New Age Outlaws were good at different things and each hid the other�s weaknesses pretty well

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 10:03

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

What tag team had the biggest disparity in talent? And proper tag teams only don�t just say Okada and Yoshi Hashi

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 15:18

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 04:25

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Jackie D posted:

Harlem Heat

that�s a good one

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 15:20

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