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they smell bad. nothing that smells that bad should be eaten imo
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Sep 8, 2019 20:22
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rear end contraire mon frare
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Sep 8, 2019 20:25
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Wtf you never eat smelly cheese!?!
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Sep 8, 2019 20:28
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that smells funky not bad
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Sep 8, 2019 20:28
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I'm literally shaking with rage that you won't eat a perfectly done steak just smothered in sauteed onions and mushrooms in a red wine reduction without even using your hands, in total silence and complete darkness and completely nude
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Sep 8, 2019 20:38
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Fun fact, all mushrooms are edible. Some are just edible once.
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Sep 8, 2019 20:41
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Big Beef City posted:I'm literally shaking with rage that you won't eat a perfectly done steak just smothered in sauteed onions and mushrooms in a red wine reduction without even using your hands, in total silence and complete darkness and completely nude
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Sep 8, 2019 21:05
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what kind of mushrooms are in the OP + where are they
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Sep 8, 2019 21:10
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Op got em all but if you crawl into his roof hole you may be able to snatch a few.
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Sep 8, 2019 21:16
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Colonel Cancer posted:Op got em all but if you crawl into his roof hole you may be able to snatch a few.
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Sep 8, 2019 21:24
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My parents say they found me in a fertile mound of earth and fungus, a happy dirty newborn baby
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Sep 8, 2019 21:26
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If you come upon a bunch of mushrooms growing a ring you are in luck! Elves have danced there and if you piss in the ring you will die from too much piss. If you dance with them they will take you to their place and have their way with you, which sounds cool until you realize elves are loving boring as poo poo and just wanna dance their stupid old dance at all times and only rarely gently caress.
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Sep 8, 2019 22:41
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TRAGEDY SOME ABSOLUTE FUCKER POACHED ME 
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Sep 8, 2019 23:34
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What the gently caress? Lawyer up my friend.
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Sep 8, 2019 23:53
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this batch was close to the edge of the property. Luckily I have larger groups deeper in where the old growth has turned to snags mushroom law is the dark underbelly of tree law, no bar association to worry about here
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Sep 9, 2019 00:01
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When morel season hits here in spring it's amazing the lengths people will go to protect their spots. Saying they found them but never where, making sure that any photos they post have no landmarks in them, can't see the horizon, etc. It's funny as hell.
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Sep 9, 2019 00:03
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this batch was close to the edge of the property. Luckily I have larger groups deeper in where the old growth has turned to snags You're supposed to grow the poisonous ones near the edge of the property
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Sep 9, 2019 00:36
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these are naturally grown mushrooms I didn't "plant" them there. I have hawthorns and poison ivy slowly growing across the perimeter tho
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Sep 9, 2019 01:12
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SniperWoreConverse posted:these are naturally grown mushrooms I didn't "plant" them there. lol if you planted poisonous ones there next season do you think they'd come back and blindly harvest them?
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Sep 9, 2019 01:37
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In my experience you can't really plant mushrooms. That soil zone is colonized with that kind and I'd have to dig it all out and replace it with whatever other kind
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Sep 9, 2019 01:42
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SniperWoreConverse posted:In my experience you can't really plant mushrooms. That soil zone is colonized with that kind and I'd have to dig it all out and replace it with whatever other kind You can get plugs that you drill into stumps or logs and it plants colonies. They have them for tons of culinary varieties, especially 'shelf' style shrooms like Chicken of the woods.
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Sep 9, 2019 01:44
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Yeah and I've grown some oysters and stuff like that. If I wanted to plant some other kind of mushroom there I would have to get something that can either coexist or outcompete the existing ones, or strip out the existing colony
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Sep 9, 2019 01:48
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Jose posted:if they don't make you trip then i don't see the point of mushrooms Imagine having the tastebuds of a child as an adult. 
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Sep 9, 2019 02:09
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Resting Lich Face posted:Imagine having the tastebuds of a child as an adult. I have a sensory disorder and reflexively puke if I try to eat them. They always smell good cooking, though.
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Sep 9, 2019 02:12
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500 good dogs posted:I have a sensory disorder and reflexively puke if I try to eat them. They always smell good cooking, though. You're missing out; they taste even better than they smell. But hey I understand the sensory thing: I have a visceral reaction to onion that hasn't been minced to roughly submolecular sizes. Important flavor in a lot of dishes but if there's any of the texture or un-cooked taste left I just can't do it.
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Sep 9, 2019 02:15
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Resting Lich Face posted:You're missing out; they taste even better than they smell. But hey I understand the sensory thing: I have a visceral reaction to onion that hasn't been minced to roughly submolecular sizes. Important flavor in a lot of dishes but if there's any of the texture or un-cooked taste left I just can't do it.  Are there any oniony things you can eat? Like not even onion rings? They're delicious.
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Sep 9, 2019 02:22
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I’ll be completely honest OP, I have never met a...mushroom forager? Whatever the name is regardless never met one that wasn’t a loving weirdo God speed don’t pick the poison ones *tips scally cap*
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Sep 9, 2019 03:34
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500 good dogs posted:
Onion rings are a no-go. The smell and flavor on their own is offputting but I don't know if that's a consequence of the texture thing or if I dislike all things about onions. Still, sometimes they're an important ingredient (like in curries or bolognese) so I will use them sparingly and mince the everloving gently caress out of them so they well and truly disappear into the food and it makes the food better (just like I'm not gonna want to taste fish sauce on its own but you need it for thai cooking).
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Sep 9, 2019 03:42
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Wait there's people who can't eat onions? Like, not for religious reasons? Wtf
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Sep 9, 2019 03:50
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*bites into peeled white onion like it's an apple*
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Sep 9, 2019 03:50
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Onions are one of the best foods. Extremely cheap and easy to grow. Tastes great, you can get sweet ones, spicy ones whatever
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Sep 9, 2019 03:58
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That's why I always keep an onion on my belt.
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Sep 9, 2019 04:38
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JK Fresco posted:Wait there's people who can't eat onions? Like, not for religious reasons? Wtf Some brahmin hindus don't eat onions or garlic
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Sep 9, 2019 07:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8 OP is a mindless zombie now  
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Sep 9, 2019 07:40
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You know who else liked mushrooms? Bushwick Bill, may he RIP
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Sep 9, 2019 07:47
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SniperWoreConverse posted:TRAGEDY Does this fall under tree law?
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Sep 9, 2019 10:46
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hakimashou posted:Some brahmin hindus don't eat onions or garlic I said not for religious reasons
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Sep 9, 2019 10:54
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Guys I'm ALLERGIC to mushrooms they will kill me! My kids Tayviinne and Brandwyn inherited this also
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Sep 9, 2019 12:53
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Do it ironically posted:I’ll be completely honest OP, I have never met a...mushroom forager? Whatever the name is regardless never met one that wasn’t a loving weirdo If you spend enough time among mushrooms eventually all the spores you're inhaling take root in your brain turning you into a mindless slave. According to some estimates almost 20% of all people may be mushrooms.
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Sep 9, 2019 13:07
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Big Beef City posted:You can get plugs that you drill into stumps or logs and it plants colonies. I've had Chicken O' The Woods that was growing on a big willow tree. It tastes delicious, texture of chicken. not too mushroomy flavor
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