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treasure bear posted:historians aimlessly wandering around the mediterranean wondering where the sabines, latins, etruscans, samnites, gauls, carthaginians, lusitani, cimbri... ...dacians went friends romans contrymen where the gently caress are you?
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Sep 10, 2019 00:46
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imagining being there at the discovery of western europe in the 5th century |
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Sep 10, 2019 00:50
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tartaria is real, genghis khan was a lie and historieans made up the city of seven imaginary hills
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Sep 10, 2019 00:53
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yeah this city was founded by..... twins? anmd um... a wolf raised them..... yeah!
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Sep 10, 2019 01:03
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good cgi
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FutonForensic posted:Suetonius, panicking as he realizes he doesn't have enough room left to chronicle Caesar's long and happy life, writes: historian: *raising magnifying glass* the way this handwriting changes...suggests...Rome must have gone through a period of extreme shrinking, where everybody shrank down really fast, probably from the heat of a volcano ---------------- |
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Sep 10, 2019 01:36
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WetNightmare posted:historian: *raising magnifying glass* the way this handwriting changes...suggests...Rome must have gone through a period of extreme shrinking, where everybody shrank down really fast, probably from the heat of a volcano
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Sep 10, 2019 01:37
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archaeologist getting all in a huff because he dusted off an ash-buried corpse from Pompeii that's jerking off at him and writing "hahaha how is Rome even real hahaha dumass"
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Sep 10, 2019 02:38
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italian #1: "man, our buildings are pure poo poo. we just made them and they already all fell over." italian #2: "ok, I got an idea. plant some trees and grass on that poo poo and we'll tell people that they were really, really good buildings from a long time ago and, uh, like, the people who built them not only made really good buildings but also ruled the world?"
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Sep 10, 2019 02:55
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random dumbass: it's insane how much American culture borrows from the Romans... historian: *swallows drink wrong and coughs* yes, amazing...and something which there is no answer for...so...shut up. ---------------- |
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Sep 10, 2019 03:05
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where theheck was historia
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Sep 10, 2019 12:02
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nut posted:where theheck was historia It was removed in the historectomy. |
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Sep 10, 2019 12:11
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:It was removed in the historectomy. nearly killed-or-wrecked-o-me
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Sep 10, 2019 12:13
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Wait a second...these "numerals" are actually letters! |
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Sep 10, 2019 12:26
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yeah right, this is the real statue of david that's what both my neighvbours back home claim about der statues, jimmys even pisses into his pool. rome ain't real, buddy, they're all fake. like dinosaur bones
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Sep 10, 2019 12:28
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google THIS posted:Wait a second...these "numerals" are actually letters! So how did they count past a thousand? They let everyone vote, surely they had some way to represent 10,000 or 100,000! How could their population be under 5,000? And the winner is Caesar! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXVI to MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXII!
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Sep 10, 2019 13:48
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pixaal posted:So how did they count past a thousand? They let everyone vote, surely they had some way to represent 10,000 or 100,000! How could their population be under 5,000? yeah but you forget.... historians made up rome
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Sep 10, 2019 13:50
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Heather Papps posted:yeah but you forget.... historians made up rome exactly, I was poking holes!
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Sep 10, 2019 13:51
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sorry, i got excited, i think we are close to figuring this out
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Sep 10, 2019 13:53
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https://www.stolenhistory.org/threads/tartary-an-empire-hidden-in-history-it-was-bigger-than-russia-once.40/ historians un made tartaria? hmmmmm...... connections......
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Heather Papps posted:https://www.stolenhistory.org/threads/tartary-an-empire-hidden-in-history-it-was-bigger-than-russia-once.40/ u know it's actually just a mix of mayonaisia and relisha
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Sep 10, 2019 14:04
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allied with fishchipia
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Sep 10, 2019 14:26
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nut posted:u know it's actually just a mix of mayonaisia and relisha Mayonnasia |
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Sep 10, 2019 15:00
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Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal and Gilgamesh
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Sep 10, 2019 15:09
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Rome is a place now, but was it always? Watch Investigation Discovery Channel to find out.
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Sep 10, 2019 21:07
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Wait you are trying to tell me that with all these intellectuals just laying around on their couches thinking about things, they couldn't even think to put a proper back on their couches? I'm calling bullshit.
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Sep 10, 2019 22:15
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WetNightmare posted:i wanna give them capes! the ones that fight! i want to give the ones that fight red superman capes! red superman capes and a red mohawk!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 10, 2019 22:24
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historian named ian: ..and a hundred army guys were led by mighty cool dudes, they were called Century Ians!
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