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A real thing that some people are way too into.
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Night10194 posted:That Basilisk thing is a little too 'this is literally just that thing'. I don't usually talk like this, but I'm going to make an exception for this case. Listen to me very closely, you idiot. YOU DO NOT THINK IN SUFFICIENT DETAIL ABOUT SUPERINTELLIGENCES CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE THING WHICH GIVES THEM A MOTIVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON *is eaten by an angel*
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Oct 3, 2019 15:08
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Generate a character, then use the sheet as inspiration for freeform RP with occasional dice. Basically 3e D&D but with D6s.
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Oct 7, 2019 11:27
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Thank you for introducing me to matrix 2: plane of dead lains.
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Oct 8, 2019 08:14
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Flail Snail posted:
I guess it's the one place the author kind of tried, even if he didn't get it at all? Probably giving him way too much credit there.
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Oct 14, 2019 11:52
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That Old Tree posted:Jesus at first glance I thought this was a dungeon map.
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Oct 17, 2019 10:56
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Si, Elf, si.
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Nov 25, 2019 17:43
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Elves being enormous assholes dates right back to Tolkien. Galadriel's husband Teleporno literally exists to get her across the ocean without being tainted by Fëanor's bullshit. That's his purpose. He's a hot bit of rough with a boat. well, it depends which version you read
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Nov 27, 2019 19:52
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EimiYoshikawa posted:Was he in the movies, the kind of prominent guy in Lothlorien who also showed up to lead the Elvish contingent at the siege? That guy always seemed, like, almost as important 'round those parts as Galadriel, but I honestly can't remember if he even had a name.
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Nov 27, 2019 22:30
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PurpleXVI posted:Or at the very best you're "neutral" because you're doing it "for the cause of magic." Which in D&D feels a lot like doing it "for the cause of battlefield artillery."
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Nov 28, 2019 17:33
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Too much good is nazis, what, how dare you accuse me of saying the Nazis are good, I'm just saying that you people trying to "do the right thing" are going too far and just as bad. D&D is a land of contrasts, full of enlightened centrists and rabid ancaps and also genocidal monarchists.
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Dec 3, 2019 11:34
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Libertad! posted:As someone who has yet to watch Blackadder, is this a good thing or a bad thing?
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Dec 4, 2019 09:57
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PurpleXVI posted:I think this is probably just me, but one of my personal little petty grievances with fantasy writing is when authors take a perfectly normal Earth English term and flip a couple of letters or something to pretend they're a store-brand Tolkien who actually thought about any of their fantasy linguistics. Like, either you go full loving Tolkien and you give us a language, or you only make up/twist words to name stuff that has no exact real world analogue. Anything in the middle just tends to grate on me.
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Dec 4, 2019 16:15
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PurpleXVI posted:"you come across an inn run by a gelatinous cube and her husband, an iron golem. their clanking iron cube children play in the yard out front."
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Dec 6, 2019 09:36
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d66 is technically a d36. It's good and cool. More entries than a d20, not as giant a list as a d100, usually presented as just 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 21, and so on.
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Dec 9, 2019 06:28
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:Tolkien's elves should basically be understood as human beings without Original Sin (although they can be and frequently are huge loving assholes entirely of their own volition), and make zero sense outside of an extremely Catholic context. But yeah, they're kind of humans except their fëar and hröar are properly in-tune, making them superhuman immortals who only started dying because of Melkor marring the world.
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Dec 11, 2019 07:19
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Nessus posted:If you mean that JRRs elves weren’t that horny, I think you are correct.
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Dec 11, 2019 09:49
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Gun Jam posted:Their opening post says it's based on the books, and not the show, sooo
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Dec 17, 2019 21:24
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It's time to bring back Angel Summoner & BMX Bandit references. You can't stop me. I cast protection from normal mods. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw
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Dec 19, 2019 19:55
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Nuts are biggest because they come from trees. Berries are smallest, because they come from bushes that are smaller than grain stalks. That writeup was disappointing but I am eager to see more Moles. Jesus though, detect evil?
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Dec 20, 2019 16:11
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Who needs sleep when you can get by on a cup of tea every eight hours for your entire life?
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Dec 21, 2019 17:52
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PoontifexMacksimus posted:Wow, was not really expecting that. Is it being discussed elsewhere on the forums?
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Dec 23, 2019 13:12
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My mobile internet's trying to save me by not letting the twitter hellsite work right now but the tragic meat machine tweet seems relevant here.
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Dec 23, 2019 19:53
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By popular demand posted:Why does DnD even has such a hard-on for traps and locks? They were never a major part of western fantastic tradition.
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Jan 14, 2020 09:08
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Glagha posted:I feel like any Kender who has spent any time among humans is gonna figure out pretty quickly not to just grab their poo poo. It might still happen but like, it's like learning the local customs. Humans get offended when you Handle their stuff so don't do that. Otherwise it makes no sense anyone would ever associate with them. They can have a loose concept of ownership but they have to be intelligent enough to fit in with people who don't. Everyone posted:Except that ducks can be reasoned with, or at least trained in some ways. Kender can't.
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Jan 15, 2020 08:10
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hyphz posted:A very experimental F&F...
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Jan 18, 2020 21:42
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Dragon dragon Dragon dragon dragon dragon Dragon dragon.
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Jan 25, 2020 00:01
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BattleMaster posted:That +7 may have been from OCRing gone wrong.
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Feb 2, 2020 20:00
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Tibalt posted:To point to d&d 3.5, the interesting thing about the Toughness feat isn't the +4 HP.
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Mar 5, 2020 08:36
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He can still end up as an ashtray, right?
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Mar 16, 2020 20:31
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Night10194 posted:Didn't he cause immense problems? I've never read the Simarillion but his name sounds familiar. I have have spent too long in silmarillionmemes. Fivemarks posted:Yes but that's besides the point of Feanor being elven doomguy.
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Mar 30, 2020 05:13
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They're foreign, which is an accent. Just speak louder at them.
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Apr 7, 2020 16:18
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At least he can keep his arms on.
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May 18, 2020 13:01
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Mors Rattus posted:I should correct myself.
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Jun 1, 2020 22:21
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I like the Gorkamorka stuff. I especially like the idea of human worshippers struggling with their base human natures, knowing intellectually that they shouldn't give in to hate but finding it awfully difficult to avoid.
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Jun 8, 2020 08:47
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A d66 only has 36 outcomes, not 66.
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Jun 19, 2020 15:20
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Night10194 posted:Right. Dangit. Still, it is a small fraction and the book is worth reading. It is, but it's even more worth reading because it uses the noble d66. It's a good size for a table! Easy to roll, not as small as a d20 and you get to roll multiple dice, but not as bloated as a d100 table.
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Jun 19, 2020 15:24
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d666 for that sweet sweet 216 result table and whiff of sulphur.
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Jun 19, 2020 15:30
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Esoteric Enterprises has a lot of issues, but it's got so much heart I can't not overlook them. Oh god Emmy put that away there's blood everywhere where did you even get it, etc.
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Jun 29, 2020 09:20
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They're not a great empire, but I don't think they're all villains.
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Jul 14, 2020 20:18
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