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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Terrible Opinions posted:

It just seemed like it a very similar character, and might have been an writer going "wait Percival has a wife, but he's also not supposed to have sex. Time to find replace wife for sister."

Maybe Percival's just bad at women?

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Epicurius posted:

(The dog, pig, and horse all have kids, one with a dog head, one with a pig head, and one with a horse head, and their names are Guinalot, Tortain, and Lorigal, in case you're curious,)

Please tell me they go on adventures!

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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The Lone Badger posted:

It really seems like knights shouldn't be marrying at all. Or at least should marry each other.

no, then they'd both be sorceresses.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Midjack posted:

This is a maybe accidental reflection of the real world. Most gunfights that aren’t military engagements are over in a really small number of shots, far less than the capacity of a subcompact semiautomatic or even a revolver. If I can find the reference I’ll edit it in, it was a class I took many years ago.

This reminds me of one of the weirder things from Shadowrun 4e's epistolary chatter bits in the gun books. Like, they'd introduce a gun that would be pretty lovely for a Shadowrunner to carry because it'd have low ammo capacity and maybe be magazine fed and so forth and the ad copy would mention that it got a award for being a good civilian self-defense weapon. The runners would say that this was obvious evidence of the police departments encouraging bad weapons for civilians so they couldn't fight back. But with a few exceptions these weapons would be perfectly good everyday carry weapons for normal people. It was kinda bizarre.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Falconier111 posted:

Even attempts to toss them onto the treadmill usually make the mistake of promoting/limiting them to crazy martial arts weapons that are rare, expensive, and generally inconvenient

Base them off of Sengoku-era Souhei. Preferred weapons: Naginata, archery, swords, giant-rear end iron clubs, and motherfucking handcannon.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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That is maybe the silliest outfit in any Games Workshop property. Clowns look upon that and weep bitter tears into their polka-dotted kerchiefs at the sight.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Nessus posted:

You know, this is a good point, and a good excuse for completely bizarre things like "a forest of giant poles of stone in this desert plain for no discernible loving reason."

e: Not that that one is particularly bizarre, comparatively speaking.

Also small families of pillarkeeps doing minimal maintainance like keeping birds from nestin on the poles or reporting if idiots keep stealing them or whatnot. Paid a small stipend and doing subsistance living on the land, the like.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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I'm looking forward to talking about ki conditions!

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Admiralty Flag posted:

And it's the motto for the state of Kansas, which has gently caress all to do with space travel (though it's reversed, ad astra per aspera).

It's a mission statement. If you work hard you too can get as far away from Kansas as humanly possible.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Redeye Flight posted:

The agreements with the Karrakin Trade Baronies were set up under SecComm, and have continued to exist under ThirdComm basically by being grandfathered in. Five hundred years is a long rear end time for something to be grandfathered in, but ThirdComm's to-do list is and always has been lightyears long.

There are so many things you could stick in this quote in the place of 'Karrakin Trade Baronies' and you'd also be correct. A lot of ThirdComm's problems are poo poo they have inherited from SecComm.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Alien Rope Burn posted:

Of course, the specific focus on philistinist traps speaks to how the author sees the world; subtext is for cowards.

Also the quantity of 'here is a person in need of help; if you help them they will backstab you immediately' traps.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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It's not a dungeon, it's a bunch of creative writing prompts in a dungeon format.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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I cannot for the life of me see any iota of influence from Barry Lyndon in this pile of rubbish. Maybe he thinks Kubrick invented the cravat.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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The Lonely smacks of stigmatizing the real-world mentally ill. I don't like it.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Wouldn't it be funnier if Ninja Burger's food was terrible and that's why they need magical super-spies to sell it? And the ninjas were honor-bound to deliver and upsell crappy fast-food that they hate. That makes the competitors both a physical and a moral threat.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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thatbastardken posted:

he cut of his assistant's fingers while amputating a leg at the thigh in 28 seconds, you mean. don't sell the man short.

The man was an enthusiastic advocate for anesthesia later in his career, performing the first public operation using modern anesthesia in 1846.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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FMguru posted:

Usually when a terrible game gets written up in F&F there is a lot of effort to try and "fix" or "salvage" it.

Nobody seems to be putting in any kind of work along those lines for Kult. It's just that bad.

Gnostic horror isn't an inherently bad idea, but with Kult it's just blatantly obvious that there's nothing salvagable at all. It is 100% junk.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Figure out the character the book wants you to make, and then see if that character actually works.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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Everyone posted:

The Technocracy wants to keep the Sleepers as cogs in their forever machine. The Traditions want to wake all the Sleepers into being Mages so that they'll have informed consent on how their reality is shaped - because they'll be the ones shaping it.

Yeah, but what does a world where the Traditions get their way look like? I mean, that sounds remarkably like a world ruled by whoever the strongest mages are, and the Traditions will naturally have a leg up on the new world order because they've been maging longer than the masses. It's very Senator Armstrong-sounding.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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srhall79 posted:

Best answer. Just did a Find through the PDF, and there is no explanation for the name (beyond Norgorber being known as Father Skinsaw, but again, no particular reason to call him that).

I'm sorry, it's prounounced Sk-nee-shaw. Old family name from the hills.

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

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mellonbread posted:

There's a reason you see so many high level heroes running around in underwear. Magic items which provide DEX or direct buffs to AC are superior to metal armor in every way. This goes double for systems that model "touch" attacks, which completely gently caress characters in plate by ignoring AC from worn armor.

All of which is very weird, given that D&D et al are inspired by medieval combat and the knight in shining armor was the very symbol of unbeatable martial prowess. The PCs should aspire to wear plate, not see it as a trap; a villian that's a knight in blackened armor should be enough to be a boss fight. But it fails to fulfill the mechanical fantasy.

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