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what kind of carbonated beverages do you purchase from the supermarket? I smoke a cigarette and listen at the store. yes the weather tomorrow is good. Can you believe these mandarins you’re welcome!
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please stay in your vehicle, sir! sir, i will draw my firearm! stop resisting, sir!
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Sep 10, 2019 07:01
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*shoots self in head because being human sucks*
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Sep 10, 2019 07:02
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I've been working out so much I've had to shed my shell and wait for the new one to harden. So human.
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Sep 10, 2019 07:03
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Why?
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Sep 10, 2019 07:04
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Bots learning the internet   
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Sep 10, 2019 07:06
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Howdy! Any luck? Howdy! The vacuum bag is hot today! Any luck? Howdy!
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Sep 10, 2019 07:07
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Hello friends, I would like to ask you all a question. In your opinion, what is the purpose of this common website feature? I know the answer myself, of course. It isn't confusing to me. I would just like to see what the rest of you think.
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Sep 10, 2019 07:08
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I Am Not An Animal!!!!
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Sep 10, 2019 07:09
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https://i.imgur.com/Ysh6F4j.mp4 🔊
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Sep 10, 2019 07:12
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beep boop boy does being human suck BEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZT I sure wish I was ZZZT better than human
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Sep 10, 2019 07:12
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itt? more like MY LIFE hahaha who can relate?
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Sep 10, 2019 07:34
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https://i.imgur.com/ffOFyXm.mp4
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Sep 10, 2019 07:35
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*mouth parts slurping microphone* ladiesshshhs, you know whaaat im talking about! *shhlirrrpp* malesshsh never put the *genitals darting in and out out from nether folds* mouthshpartshhh in contact with your *shleerrpppp* hey yooo!!! *claughter*
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Sep 10, 2019 07:50
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Sep 10, 2019 07:53
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Replicants are like any other machine, they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit it's not my problem.
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Sep 10, 2019 07:56
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Love to hang out and [CONSUME NUTRIENTS]
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Sep 10, 2019 07:57
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Hello, wherever you are Are you dancing on the dance floor or drinking by the bar?
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Sep 10, 2019 08:16
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who else could forget what horrible circumstance when you replied I love you
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Sep 10, 2019 08:16
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Love having friends and colleagues who have respect for me.
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Sep 10, 2019 08:17
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Dying alone? Not this social human being able to make connections with others.
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Sep 10, 2019 08:18
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please refrain from tasting the knob
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Sep 10, 2019 08:30
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gary oldmans diary posted:please refrain from tasting the knob loving heteronormative rear end in a top hat
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Sep 10, 2019 08:32
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*checks watch twice in a row at a party*
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Sep 10, 2019 09:24
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I love to chase down and brutally maul to death strange other humans than encroach on our territory. At other times I find myself fondly using crude tools to help me forage for ants which I enjoy as a snack.
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Sep 10, 2019 09:27
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Thumbs and teeth, baby! Wowza!
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Sep 10, 2019 09:29
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What up fellow humans? Are you enjoying the exchange in various forms of gas occurring in your respiratory tract as I? Oh yes I sure love photosynthesis
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Sep 10, 2019 09:29
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I definitely help the turtle.
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Sep 10, 2019 09:40
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One of the things I enjoy is consuming. I have noted others do as well.
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Sep 10, 2019 09:52
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This guy has to be on some crazy exotic drug that the rest of us have never even heard of that just keeps him in a state of euphoria and ecstasy every second of every day 
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Sep 10, 2019 10:01
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and now for no apparent reason i will suspend consciousness for the duration of 1/3 of a planetary rotation
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Sep 10, 2019 10:03
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Sep 10, 2019 10:28
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How about that carbon-based metabolism, my fellow dudes?
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Sep 10, 2019 11:06
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Groke posted:How about that carbon-based metabolism, my fellow dudes? Anybody else find the velocity decreases as cell degneration accelerates? Am I right? What is the deal with adenosine triphosphate? lol dudettes.
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Sep 10, 2019 11:24
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Are all of you land dwellers ready to vape spinners and sclorp some yarnacks?!
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Sep 10, 2019 12:04
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Have you processed any information that you feel is pertanent to relay to me since our last communication?
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Sep 10, 2019 12:13
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Yes I also enjoy placing the flesh of other creatures in my entry port! You know it, my friends! The exit port? Why would I feast upon the exit port of another hu-mon? Does it not injure the other hu-mon?
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Sep 10, 2019 13:05
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hello humans, how are your balls hanging today? still encased within the testicular sack, i hope! har har!
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Sep 10, 2019 13:14
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Observe this visual simulation of my current understanding of human society. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWGfheTCjzs
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Sep 10, 2019 13:14
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A Fancy Hat posted:The exit port? Why would I feast upon the exit port of another hu-mon? Does it not injure the other hu-mon? No, no fellow certain other human entity. This turn of phrase is an invitation to join in a traditional feast upon a beast of burden. Great pride and care is taken in it's consumption, as a regular human who has supped upon it regularly, I assure you, that truly is the case here.
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