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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Batman is canonically an ultrarich industrialist, so, qed he only has sex with children

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Lucius Fox: This design for the new batsuit you wanted is remarkable, but... Where do you expect to find the adrenachrome to power it?

Bruce Wayne: You just leave that to me.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

"you're a Bushman of the Kalahari, aren't you Bats?" *laughs Jokerishly*

"..."

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011


The Teen Sex Comedy didnít go away. It just switched mediums. They still make them. Theyíre all just 12 episode anime series now.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







epstein was on the bat plane flightlogs

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Hello, I'm oocc (owl of covid conspericy). Everyone else is posting a bunch of jokes about vaccine conspiracies but not me, I actually think this all, and the thread environment has gotten rancid to the point this doesn't really even stick out anymore.


Wtf west batman absolutely fucks and Keaton's would be into scat or something though

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
I'M REALALY MAD I DON'T GET TO SAY THE R-SLUR ANYMORE


Pillbug

this is about eating pussy, please try to keep up

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011


Mr Hootington posted:

Wtf west batman absolutely fucks and Keaton's would be into scat or something though

I didn't make it, just shared it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




i say swears online posted:

anyone seen one night in miami yet?

okay i watched it. i think malcolm x is the least charismatic of the four leads but i think the other three are fun as hell. it borders on caricature at multiple points. i kinda want to read a serious review

https://www.amazon.com/Night-Miami-Leslie-Kingsley-Ben-Adir/dp/B08NLFDCXZ

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012


Mr Hootington posted:

Wtf west batman absolutely fucks and Keaton's would be into scat or something though

West batmans idea of being kinky is doggystyle, he doesnt eat pussy and couldnt find a clitoris with an indepth medical picture

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.

We finally know what Batman's Shameful Secret is

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

0.000% of Communism has been built.
Evil, child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit eating grin.

All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*.

Instead of building communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.





i do miss being a teen and talking about sex with friends, going like "yeah it woz good" while having a beer.
all my friends nowadays aren't having any afaik so it wouldnt be much fun

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011


LoL

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS


Hair Elf

Talk about pulling a boner, batman!

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Love that memory

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

whatever marginal advantage the racial justice protestors gained from being masked was greatly outweighed by the fact that the racial justice protests were larger than the covid protests by a scale or two of magnitude

even if your definition of teen sex comedy is a ninety minute to two hour movie featuring teenage characters getting into wacky hijinx involving sex those movies still exist theyre just heavily marginalized publicity wise because big blockbusters suck all the oxygen out from everything now

plan b which just came out on hulu is a good example i liked it quite a bit as its teen sex comedy from the girls perspective by which i mean the girls are the dumb idiots who hunt down the sex because why wouldnt they it also manages to avoid both being obnoxiously superwoke and overly condescending toward rural red states despite both of these ideas being hard baked into the premise

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

"It might make sense just to get some in case it catches on. If enough people think the same way, that becomes a self fulfilling prophecy."

-Satoshi Nakamoto





Seraph was here

Some Guy TT posted:

plan b which just came out on hulu is a good example i liked it quite a bit as its teen sex comedy from the girls perspective by which i mean the girls are the dumb idiots who hunt down the sex because why wouldnt they it also manages to avoid both being obnoxiously superwoke and overly condescending toward rural red states despite both of these ideas being hard baked into the premise

hold on, hold on, wait just a minute, are you telling me that girls LIKE sex?

i have to go have a chat with my wife, brb

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.


Some Guy TT posted:

even if your definition of teen sex comedy is a ninety minute to two hour movie featuring teenage characters getting into wacky hijinx involving sex those movies still exist theyre just heavily marginalized publicity wise because big blockbusters suck all the oxygen out from everything now

plan b which just came out on hulu is a good example i liked it quite a bit as its teen sex comedy from the girls perspective by which i mean the girls are the dumb idiots who hunt down the sex because why wouldnt they it also manages to avoid both being obnoxiously superwoke and overly condescending toward rural red states despite both of these ideas being hard baked into the premise

The tent poles also crowd out everyone else at the theater. I wanted to see John Wick 3 a month after release but the two times I tried, the latest Disney/Marvel craparama has the theater totally on lock and the only showings for John Wick were early afternoon

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 11, 2010



https://twitter.com/anxietydepotbuf/status/1404595602676199429

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
I'M REALALY MAD I DON'T GET TO SAY THE R-SLUR ANYMORE


Pillbug

if you haven't seen Mare of Easttown you are loving Up

Judge Dredd Scott
Feb 21, 2020




"expelled from the orgy" is a real funny phrase

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010



I was tuning out of Geostorm and something pretty cool happened

they blow up the entire DNC leadership structure but the president

Forceholy
Nov 10, 2007

My Voice Just Echoes Off These Walls


indigi posted:

there's that study from 2019 that says ~25% of people between 18-29 haven't hosed in the past year, which is more than double any other cohort. horny may be dying out...

I blame Onlyfans.

Forget porn. Why bother going through the rite of passage of getting rejected as a guy when you can pay a monthly fee for an online GFE with the lady of your choice.

indigi posted:

when did parents tbh. like I understand it will limit opportunities but it shouldn’t keep you on ice for a year

There's an age limit to that poo poo. Once you hit your mid 20s of living with your parents, good luck trying to get laid, economy be damned.

The problem with social change is that it's incredibly slow. There's a reason there are a lot of articles about women resenting making more than their partners.

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020




Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created here on Earth?


World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006





Judge Dredd Scott posted:

"expelled from the orgy" is a real funny phrase

mods change my name

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

"It might make sense just to get some in case it catches on. If enough people think the same way, that becomes a self fulfilling prophecy."

-Satoshi Nakamoto





Seraph was here

World War Mammories posted:

mods change my name

I endorse this

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
I'M REALALY MAD I DON'T GET TO SAY THE R-SLUR ANYMORE


Pillbug

Forceholy posted:

There's an age limit to that poo poo. Once you hit your mid 20s of living with your parents, good luck trying to get laid, economy be damned.

horny people will meet at a bar then hop a fence at midnight to gently caress in a slide at a playground. I donít buy this at all. Iím ugly, boring, depressed, and live with my parents in my 30s (taking care of mother with dementia) and I get laid, anyone with a half ounce of charisma has no excuse

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012




two words: bust rodd

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008

You can't see me at all...



Forceholy posted:

Forget porn. Why bother going through the rite of passage of getting rejected as a guy when you can pay a monthly fee for an online GFE with the lady of your choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
I'M REALALY MAD I DON'T GET TO SAY THE R-SLUR ANYMORE


Pillbug

I want Lucy Liubot

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012




there was an intel model at one point

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

"It might make sense just to get some in case it catches on. If enough people think the same way, that becomes a self fulfilling prophecy."

-Satoshi Nakamoto





Seraph was here

judy greer and lucy liubot?

yeah i can work with that

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
I'M REALALY MAD I DON'T GET TO SAY THE R-SLUR ANYMORE


Pillbug

Dr. Killjoy posted:

there was an intel model at one point


hachi machi Iíll take one of each

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009


I tried to watch the new Love Death & Robots and the first episode bored me so much I didn't even make it till the end. can't believe they're still calling these animation demos 'short films' lmao

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010



Lib and let die posted:

I endorse this

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

grate deceiver posted:

I tried to watch the new Love Death & Robots and the first episode bored me so much I didn't even make it till the end. can't believe they're still calling these animation demos 'short films' lmao

the first episode was poo poo but the rest of the season was ok

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006



grate deceiver posted:

I tried to watch the new Love Death & Robots and the first episode bored me so much I didn't even make it till the end. can't believe they're still calling these animation demos 'short films' lmao

They're like bite sized versions of Netflix mediocrity.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010



indigi posted:

horny people will meet at a bar then hop a fence at midnight to gently caress in a slide at a playground. I donít buy this at all. Iím ugly, boring, depressed, and live with my parents in my 30s (taking care of mother with dementia) and I get laid, anyone with a half ounce of charisma has no excuse

i don't even want to get laid, i want to do sick poo poo like have a lady over and spend the afternoon playing stardew valley

i don't know how you make friends in 2021 tho

Josh Christ
Dec 23, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


Some Guy TT posted:

theres little to no evidence the chinese market or any other international market significantly cares about that stuff theyre just used as a convenient bogeyman to xenophobically justify unpopular decisions by hollywood

reminder that they used to use china as their excuse for not using minority actors because chinese people are so racist but that arguments lost a lot of plausibility now that anyone can look up box office figures and see that fast and the furious is the most popular american franchise there

Honestly the fact that it's not the most popular franchise in the world is an indictment of humanity

There's been two outright bad movies out of eight (nine doesn't count yet, it's not out), that's better than star wars and there's no fast and furious Eu, where's my race wars centered 13 episode sports anime goddammit

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Josh Christ
Dec 23, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


Mr Hootington posted:

Wtf west batman absolutely fucks and Keaton's would be into scat or something though

Batman doesn't gently caress because he's a repressed weirdo but if he did he would be incredibly bad at it and also into just the most depraved poo poo

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