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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bro Dad posted:

netflix is so transparent theyre making a plagiarized castlevania so they dont have to pay warren ellis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JAQh544RHE

gently caress YOU, NETFUX

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Is "super into Marvel and Star Wars" reasonable shorthand for "should not be taken seriously on any matter of politics, taste or intellect?" They seem even more bland and flavorless than Disney's erstwhile reputation of gentifying all entertainment everywhere.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I must read this entire comic and all similar comics. What is it called?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Just "The Flintstones"? Not "a People's Pre-History of Bedrock" or something?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
New cartoon being Ducktales 2017? If so, their marketing is accurate and the show is extremely good and you should watch it if you like excellent cartoons and either can do so without giving Disney money or don't care.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

mysterious frankie posted:

I yabba dabba don’t think so, Tim.

He tried. :shrug: If everything else is a family-friendly deconstruction of our dumbass system(s) of oppression, it is wholly forgiveable.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

DoubleDonut posted:

Meanwhile, we don't even have to coerce journalists into supporting the police state, even when they're among the actual victims of it

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

galagazombie posted:

that time Napoleon III launched a coup against himself.
What the Hell? Reichstag fire-type situation?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I like how Leto's Joker is completely insufferable.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

josh04 posted:

leto joker's back, baby. he's good again.

Was never good to begin with, infinity Pinnochios.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Fluoride Jones posted:

I hope leto joker is the one they put in space jam 2
I literally can't even-- where the gently caress do I start.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
^ ^ ^ :stonklol: I get it, you all are loving with me. Ha, nice one, fellas. :stonklol:

Stairmaster posted:

Why would the joker be in space jam 2? Did he steal the nba's mojo????

Multiplied by "THEY'RE MAKING A SPACE JAM 2!? :allbuttons:"

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
The appeal of Space Jam was "Whoo! It's 1996 and life in America is not too bad if you're white and can afford to do stuff!" This is based on a retrospective of life as a 10-year-old.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Yeah, I suppose Heath Ledger was entirely too human, I assume the same of Joaquin Phoenix despite not having seen that one.

I think it's more the fact that Leto's Joker looks like he's the frontman of a lovely 2001 horrorcore Linkin Park knockoff, maybe a little more than Leto being awful.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

mandatory lesbian posted:

Uh no, actually its seeing mike and bugs bunny make faces at each other for 90 minutes
Even as a much younger child, this was not appealing to me.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

sebmojo posted:

i'm unironically pumped to hear this

Ya know what? Better her than Metallica.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Carlton Banks Teller posted:

Hell, I'll gladly die in 2 years if I get to spend them chilling in Guillermo's nerdhaus.
:respek:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Some Guy TT posted:

Why did netflix buy the rights
Cocaine.

Some Guy TT posted:

are they going to try and make a new one
Sweet loving Christ I goddamn hope not.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Read the multiply-problematic lyrics of a chart topping song from 50 years ago
In the summertime
When the weather is fine
You can drink and drive
And it's totally fine

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Chess is boring as poo poo. Have they invented a chess variant where you can abuse RNG and information asymmetry?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Information asymmetry not dependent upon idetic memory.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Some Guy TT posted:

an indoctrinated kid can break his brainwashing through horniness
That is LITERALLY how I broke from Capitalist brainwashing as a child (16, but still).

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
The context of the film Jojo Rabbit, like America in real life, is that they live in a fully nazified society and the film is just a slice of life of the characters involved.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Farm Frenzy posted:

discuss the archetypes of deez nuts
Left one: Reliable, slightly larger than the right one but not lumpy, per se.
Right one: Slips back into my pelvic girdle sometimes, needs a shave.

One ballsy snipe.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Reaching the part of dystopian sci-fi where society moves on from first hand experiences to exclusively second hand opinions.
You get to live in the early 90s and here I am stuck in the year 2020! I'll trade ya.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

mysterious frankie posted:

Not putting in the minimum effort to watch a movie- an experience that would permanently claim as much of your finite time as taking an afternoon nap- but still wasting time developing opinions regarding it so strong that you strike out to waste another portion of time sharing them with others, then getting huffy when no one wants to engage with you earnestly, seems kinda deranged tbh.

Or it’s an expression of the secret 37th stratagem that Chinese scholars hid from mankind when they realized it had the reality altering ability to transform all matter, living or otherwise, in effective range into a clear, flavorless gelatin that retains the mournfully wobbling shape of what has gone.

Either way I didn’t see Jojo Rabbit either, so I’m meta deranged, come at me.

It's enjoyable, I recommend it. Follow it up with Inglorious Basterds if you feel like you need to.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Some Guy TT posted:

im curious how you came to that conclusion is it because in the movie they kill hitler earlier than we did in real life

because the movie projectionist and the boyfriend are the ones who actually killed hitler the basterds not only nearly sabotage the operation since their presence tips christopher waltz off they also allow christopher waltz to steal the valor of the actual heroes when hes motivated by naked self interest

its not a moral lesson im particularly comfortable with several years later as we watch the real world democratic party throw minorities and women who want to take radical action under the bus so they can instead give all the credit to former fascists whose only contribution was being in the right place at the right time to pretend like they were fighting fascism all along

As long as we keep voting for fascists, they'll keep running them.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bootleg Trunks posted:

What happened to robert zemeckis? Both Welcome to Marwen and The Witches just made everyone mad

The Witches, the Roald Dahl thing from the 90s??

My parents really liked Welcome to Marwen. :whitewater:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bootleg Trunks posted:

He just remade it with anne Hathaway as the witch and I keep seeing articles about it being insensitive to the handicapped

Oh dear. :eng99:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Mr Hootington posted:

The movie The Dead Dont Die should have been better than it was. It is aggressively okmediocre.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Holy loving :wtc:, I thought I clicked the AUG thread for a moment.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Anyone pointed out yet that, released in 2018, the American film Alpha probably began preproduction as soon as various academic journals started publishing articles about how the original conception of alpha males and pack structure was a myth, but vitally important to Americans' mythology around themselves and the justification for their "destroy everything and everyone for they are weak" attitudes?

Tubgoat has issued a correction as of 00:54 on Dec 21, 2020

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Tiberius Christ posted:

Baby yoda caused a genocide

My father loving loves Disney/Star Wars and when my mum and I convinced him that Good Morning America really did run a "news" segment about people putting baby yodas on their trees instead of stars or angels, he loving joker laughed. Even thinking about it makes me giggle.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Taintrunner posted:

apparently the new Wonder Woman is neoliberal “be grateful for what you have, disgusting poors” garbage. lmao also it’s a 150 minute IDF commercial

Huh, they actually produced a commercial trailer that accurately reflected the film, I'm impressed with their honesty.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Stairmaster posted:

I thought she was murdering communists in africa in that one
I'd be more surprised than by anything else in my entire life if it turned out the IDF wasn't doing that for my entire lifetime (34 years and change).

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

KomradeX posted:

torture porn became the big thing during the Bush years.
Oh my god, that's right. :aaaaa:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Farm Frenzy posted:

people watch and enjoy these loving movies

No, that can't be right, there has to be a logical explanation.

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
That, and if the superheroes showed up to save humanity and were serious about it, the absolute first thing they would do is destroy the United States and almost everyone in it, if they don't start with the banks' boards or liberating and supplying the banks' slave armies with munitions for revolt.

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