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https://twitter.com/bondnickbond/status/1361435834889637888?s=20 I don't know where else to post this
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 22:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:31 |
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Assuming that his off-button is located somewhere around his paralyzed penis and rear end in a top hat, then yes
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 22:51 |
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The creation of modern film requires a bunch of people working together on a piece of art, in a large group, communally, in common, communistically, if you would. That can only happen in a world of maximum individualism and structural inequality. Obviously.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 18:33 |
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i say swears online posted:lmao i did not finish the book, yikes Gotta love the ol' anti-war activists are the REAL enemy trope
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 22:48 |
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I also think the move from porn from physical media to free online streaming everywhere has done a fair bit to siphon off the horniness of film and shouldn't be understated. That it has also isolated libidinous impulses from any social sphere to a purely individualized consumer transaction is also terrifying but in a different way
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 19:20 |
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Hey I was maybe responsible for killing a bunch of people but I'm reallllly sorry about it anyway here's my collection of action figures and look! They killed people too! They can still be heroes! They're realllly sorrrrry
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 16:29 |
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Bootleg Trunks posted:So it's birdman but slower paced, no Hanna Barbara characters, and is like the office? I watched the pilot - it had the same fast pace as the old birdman show but no Hanna Barbara cameos that I could tell. Didn't get a the office vibe (I loving hate the office). It was okay. e: from the pov of politics it is awful. Basically says we should forgive the ruling class for being destructive sociopathic monsters because some of them have good intentions, deep down. Definitely written for terminally lib-brained folks. But I'm pretty good at separating art from politics and in terms of comedy it was kinda funny. I'll give the second episode a shot probably. damn horror queefs has issued a correction as of 18:44 on Apr 30, 2021 |
# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 18:34 |
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I'm so tired
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# ¿ May 5, 2021 01:52 |
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Hot take: the only good mission impossible movie was #2, the rest are utter trash. (MI2 is trash also but good trash)
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 16:07 |
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indigi posted:boring take tbh don't sign you're are posts
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 16:43 |
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I actually blame digital cameras making expensive film feel obsolete. (Also that all the big studios are obsessed with franchise building so no film can simply be self-contained and now always includes at least 15 minutes of totally extraneous material meant as sequel hooks)
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 19:45 |
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Anything that makes you feel good is inherently fascistic, which is why I post from inside a sewer and sleep on a bed of used needles
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 22:18 |
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My pillow is a dead parrot I used to love and every morning I wake up screaming
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 22:19 |
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If I could produce/direct any Marvel movie, it would be a 120 minute long character study of Dr. Doom coming to terms with 9/11
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# ¿ May 28, 2021 17:16 |
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Iron Dome? It's called good genes
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 20:01 |
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Live by the idpol, die by the idpol
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 04:23 |
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Bro Dad posted:more comics should try this tactic ... Having guest appearances by Michael Rapaport?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 16:15 |
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poo poo
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 17:00 |
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Batman is canonically an ultrarich industrialist, so, qed he only has sex with children
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 03:19 |
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Lucius Fox: This design for the new batsuit you wanted is remarkable, but... Where do you expect to find the adrenachrome to power it? Bruce Wayne: You just leave that to me.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 03:29 |
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:the fact that the creator is an open pedophile probably will stop that in its tracks the second more english speakers are aware of it lmao Matt Groening seems to have gotten away with it so
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 17:50 |
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JKR being a profoundly bigoted monster is pretty much in keeping with the tradition established by all great English children's lit authors so, I for one am excited to see the next one, something like The Grand Adventures of Shinglewot Fizzlepiss in Wankfordshire by E. F. Anglican being about how Irish Travellers are happiest when ground into a paste and served as a pudding
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 23:17 |
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mastershakeman posted:I doubt Tolkien and lewis were anywhere near as bad as her Yeah but Roald Dahl was twice as bad so it all balances out, qed
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 00:23 |
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WWW does indeed own. I really like this article that has some of the backstory about what a clusterfuck the production was: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/wild-wild-west-inside-storyquote:Once the cast was assembled, a read-through took place on a horse ranch in Burbank. When Branagh arrived, he’d shaved his beard in the style of his character. He proceeded to dazzle the room with a committed Southern accent. He was “amazing,” says Sonnenfeld. He was so convincing, in fact, that Warner Bros. executive Lorenzo di Bonaventura asked Sonnenfeld if they should fire Branagh and cast whoever this guy was. Sonnenfeld told him that guy was Kenneth Branagh.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 02:39 |
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indigi posted:I absolutely understand how they became massively popular among children Because most people never have an opportunity to intellectually advance beyond childhood when they are obliged by the forces of capital to devote the whole of their adult lives to production of surplus profit for the ruling class to siphon from. Also, some people just plain don't care about like, having good taste in media. That's okay too. Different strokes and poo poo.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 00:19 |
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indigi posted:I will never squeam
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 22:35 |
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The email reply excerpt she posted is just such a perfectly evasive "I see you and you are are valid and I will not change my transparent wrongdoing in any way" - type response that it could have been penned by a biden speech writer
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 20:30 |
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Considering that 95% of online discourse is inventing a person to get mad at and then posting about it, one must respect the game of the puddingbrained MFA lady for getting a film deal out of, what is essentially, one long qq shitpost
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 00:59 |
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It doesn't take an op to show that we are environmentally hosed and that society will have to change drastically in the near future if humanity continues to exist
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 17:15 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:More realistically the privileged class would get to choose which of the unprivileged would die. That's where we're at/headed in a less formal way.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 17:36 |
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oscarthewilde posted:The Long Goodbye, The Big Lebowski and Inherent Vice are the best stoner films ever made. I watched inherent vice only once, really stoned, and I have absolutely no idea what happened. The guy is a detective I think. He does things. It's in Los Angeles (?)
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 19:41 |
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We necromancied some folks. We did some things that were contrary to our documentary-ethics panel.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2021 22:29 |
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loving ridiculous. "Your video is bringing too many users to the site so you're banned". Pour one out for the greatest fanfiction of all time: https://vimeo.com/86014703
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 22:13 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:They also did a godzilla themed version of this, lmao. It was well-timed https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/magic-the-gathering-game/news/magic-the-gathering-ikoria-death-corona-card
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 18:18 |
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I for one welcome the death of cinema and also death in general
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 19:33 |
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The United States posted:Also Tarantino has Bruce claim he could take on Muhammed Ali which is nonsense, Bruce absolutely respected how strong a fighter Muhammed Ali was, so like I said, hosed up beliefs about Bruce Lee and martial arts in general. There's an anecdote from Robert Clouse (the guy who directed Enter the Dragon) who said that Lee once screened a documentary on Ali to study his technique in front of a mirror, and he said at the time, supposedly - quote:"'I’m studying every move he makes. I’m getting to know how he thinks and moves.’ Bruce knew he could never win a fight against Ali. ‘Look at my hand,’ he said. ‘That’s a little Chinese hand. He’d kill me!’” Lee started his career in street fights in Hong Kong, he knew exactly what the size difference between them would mean. Ali had like 100 pounds and almost a foot of height over him. I mostly liked Once Upon a Time but the representation of Lee as a giant rear end in a top hat really annoyed me.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 19:04 |
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Spuckuk posted:So, Archer but
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 20:52 |
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Roslyn's entire timeline now seems to be retweets of people agreeing that dumpling lady is the REAL racist so she's taking the ratio well, clearly
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 20:38 |
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It's almost as if viewing every single thing solely through the lens of racial hierarchies works out well for university-educated social commentators paid to decry it, but does nothing to address the real material conditions that create inequality? Nah that would be ridiculous anyway, let's go harass some lady for making the wrong kind of cookbook
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 20:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:31 |
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Politics is back baby awooooo
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 21:58 |