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Oct 14, 2005

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https://twitter.com/bondnickbond/status/1361435834889637888?s=20

I don't know where else to post this

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Assuming that his off-button is located somewhere around his paralyzed penis and rear end in a top hat, then yes

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The creation of modern film requires a bunch of people working together on a piece of art, in a large group, communally, in common, communistically, if you would.

That can only happen in a world of maximum individualism and structural inequality. Obviously.

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i say swears online posted:

lmao i did not finish the book, yikes

Gotta love the ol' anti-war activists are the REAL enemy trope

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I also think the move from porn from physical media to free online streaming everywhere has done a fair bit to siphon off the horniness of film and shouldn't be understated.

That it has also isolated libidinous impulses from any social sphere to a purely individualized consumer transaction is also terrifying but in a different way

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Hey I was maybe responsible for killing a bunch of people but I'm reallllly sorry about it anyway here's my collection of action figures and look! They killed people too! They can still be heroes! They're realllly sorrrrry

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Bootleg Trunks posted:

So it's birdman but slower paced, no Hanna Barbara characters, and is like the office?

I watched the pilot - it had the same fast pace as the old birdman show but no Hanna Barbara cameos that I could tell. Didn't get a the office vibe (I loving hate the office).

It was okay.

e: from the pov of politics it is awful. Basically says we should forgive the ruling class for being destructive sociopathic monsters because some of them have good intentions, deep down. Definitely written for terminally lib-brained folks.

But I'm pretty good at separating art from politics and in terms of comedy it was kinda funny. I'll give the second episode a shot probably.

damn horror queefs has issued a correction as of 18:44 on Apr 30, 2021

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I'm so tired

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Hot take: the only good mission impossible movie was #2, the rest are utter trash. (MI2 is trash also but good trash)

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indigi posted:

boring take tbh

don't sign you're are posts :yosbutt:

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I actually blame digital cameras making expensive film feel obsolete.

(Also that all the big studios are obsessed with franchise building so no film can simply be self-contained and now always includes at least 15 minutes of totally extraneous material meant as sequel hooks)

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Anything that makes you feel good is inherently fascistic, which is why I post from inside a sewer and sleep on a bed of used needles

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My pillow is a dead parrot I used to love and every morning I wake up screaming

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If I could produce/direct any Marvel movie, it would be a 120 minute long character study of Dr. Doom coming to terms with 9/11

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Iron Dome? It's called good genes :smugdon:

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Live by the idpol, die by the idpol

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Bro Dad posted:

more comics should try this tactic



... Having guest appearances by Michael Rapaport?

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poo poo

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Batman is canonically an ultrarich industrialist, so, qed he only has sex with children

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Lucius Fox: This design for the new batsuit you wanted is remarkable, but... Where do you expect to find the adrenachrome to power it?

Bruce Wayne: You just leave that to me.

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Judge Dredd Scott posted:

the fact that the creator is an open pedophile probably will stop that in its tracks the second more english speakers are aware of it lmao

Matt Groening seems to have gotten away with it so :shrug:

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JKR being a profoundly bigoted monster is pretty much in keeping with the tradition established by all great English children's lit authors so,

I for one am excited to see the next one, something like The Grand Adventures of Shinglewot Fizzlepiss in Wankfordshire by E. F. Anglican being about how Irish Travellers are happiest when ground into a paste and served as a pudding

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mastershakeman posted:

I doubt Tolkien and lewis were anywhere near as bad as her

Yeah but Roald Dahl was twice as bad so it all balances out, qed

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WWW does indeed own. I really like this article that has some of the backstory about what a clusterfuck the production was: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/wild-wild-west-inside-story

quote:

Once the cast was assembled, a read-through took place on a horse ranch in Burbank. When Branagh arrived, he’d shaved his beard in the style of his character. He proceeded to dazzle the room with a committed Southern accent. He was “amazing,” says Sonnenfeld. He was so convincing, in fact, that Warner Bros. executive Lorenzo di Bonaventura asked Sonnenfeld if they should fire Branagh and cast whoever this guy was. Sonnenfeld told him that guy was Kenneth Branagh.

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indigi posted:

I absolutely understand how they became massively popular among children


what I cannot understand is why those erstwhile children (adults) still hold them up as the pinnacle of literature

Because most people never have an opportunity to intellectually advance beyond childhood when they are obliged by the forces of capital to devote the whole of their adult lives to production of surplus profit for the ruling class to siphon from.

Also, some people just plain don't care about like, having good taste in media. That's okay too. Different strokes and poo poo.

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indigi posted:

I will never squeam

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The email reply excerpt she posted is just :kiss: such a perfectly evasive "I see you and you are are valid and I will not change my transparent wrongdoing in any way" - type response that it could have been penned by a biden speech writer

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Considering that 95% of online discourse is inventing a person to get mad at and then posting about it, one must respect the game of the puddingbrained MFA lady for getting a film deal out of, what is essentially, one long qq shitpost

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It doesn't take an op to show that we are environmentally hosed and that society will have to change drastically in the near future if humanity continues to exist :shrug:

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Fitzy Fitz posted:

More realistically the privileged class would get to choose which of the unprivileged would die. That's where we're at/headed in a less formal way.

:yeah:

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oscarthewilde posted:

The Long Goodbye, The Big Lebowski and Inherent Vice are the best stoner films ever made.

I watched inherent vice only once, really stoned, and I have absolutely no idea what happened. The guy is a detective I think. He does things. It's in Los Angeles (?)

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We necromancied some folks.

We did some things that were contrary to our documentary-ethics panel.

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loving ridiculous.

"Your video is bringing too many users to the site so you're banned".

Pour one out for the greatest fanfiction of all time:

https://vimeo.com/86014703

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AnimeIsTrash posted:

They also did a godzilla themed version of this, lmao.

It was well-timed

https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/magic-the-gathering-game/news/magic-the-gathering-ikoria-death-corona-card

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I for one welcome the death of cinema and also death in general

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The United States posted:

Also Tarantino has Bruce claim he could take on Muhammed Ali which is nonsense, Bruce absolutely respected how strong a fighter Muhammed Ali was, so like I said, hosed up beliefs about Bruce Lee and martial arts in general.


There's an anecdote from Robert Clouse (the guy who directed Enter the Dragon) who said that Lee once screened a documentary on Ali to study his technique in front of a mirror, and he said at the time, supposedly -

quote:

"'I’m studying every move he makes. I’m getting to know how he thinks and moves.’ Bruce knew he could never win a fight against Ali. ‘Look at my hand,’ he said. ‘That’s a little Chinese hand. He’d kill me!’”

Lee started his career in street fights in Hong Kong, he knew exactly what the size difference between them would mean. Ali had like 100 pounds and almost a foot of height over him.

I mostly liked Once Upon a Time but the representation of Lee as a giant rear end in a top hat really annoyed me.

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Spuckuk posted:

So, Archer but extremely equally poo poo huh

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Roslyn's entire timeline now seems to be retweets of people agreeing that dumpling lady is the REAL racist so she's taking the ratio well, clearly

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It's almost as if viewing every single thing solely through the lens of racial hierarchies works out well for university-educated social commentators paid to decry it, but does nothing to address the real material conditions that create inequality?

Nah that would be ridiculous

anyway, let's go harass some lady for making the wrong kind of cookbook :blastu: :rms: :hellyeah:

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Politics is back baby awooooo

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