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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > AirPods sock confirmed! Apple Press Event 1pm Eastern
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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!
Tim Cook turns the gay up one more notch this time, comes out in Elton John-inspired oversized glasses

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

 Here's hoping to a laptop with a working keyboard and very little services crap.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

maduin posted:

no joke apple arcade is a cool service and going to be really successful
GamePass for iOS

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
METAL GEAR APPLE

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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!
Tim Cook: $9 trillion dollars. That's how much we've made off the app store so far.

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I keep hitting skip and nothings happening.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 iOS games largely suck though

oh poo poo does Kojima have an iPad?

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

buglord posted:

METAL GEAR APPLE
If they ported over the HD Collection from last gen, that'd be the poo poo. Snake Eater on my iPhone lmao

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 Ah yes AAA title the people crave for Frogger

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Pocket Frogs 2 looking good.

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eames
May 9, 2009

buglord posted:

METAL GEAR APPLE

Death Stranding as an Apple Arcade exclusive, sure to be a hit for the whole family.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Konami: uhhh what do we do with all these IPs????

Frogger 2019

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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!
How much to buy those frogger outfits

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

 Frogger....this is what you choose to show off?

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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


 "We've got so many things to announce so we're not going to waste any time, but hey here's some game demos from a product we've already previously announced."

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
woah, what is that!? is that a baby with sunglasses?

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 why is that guy not using a loving gamepad?!

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

eames posted:

Death Stranding as an Apple Arcade exclusive, sure to be a hit for the whole family.
Tap the screen to piss

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

mattfl posted:

Frogger....this is what you choose to show off?

You can unlock Super Frogger TBF.

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Kojima got fired for this.

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

 Konami is certainly excited to show off Frogger's "incredible" physics.
They killed Castlevania and Metal Gear for that? :lol:

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

buglord posted:

woah, what is that!? is that a baby with sunglasses?

Death stranding looking good

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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

George H.W. oval office posted:

Ah yes AAA title the people crave for Frogger
Apple might pretened but they give zero shits about gaming since the Apple II days.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 They recorded the music underwater? :raise:

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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

 I love the stone-faced Asian dude playing these games

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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Considering they mentioned the desktop as a target for Apple Arcade, I sure hope they have something resembling an AAA title from consoles and PC.

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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Binary Badger posted:

iOS games largely suck though

oh poo poo does Kojima have an iPad?

Kojima is actually a MASSIVE Apple fanboy. He got special permission from them to use the iPod and Mac Pro in MGS 4.

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Mr. Motivator
Apr 17, 2005
I am displeased
When do we get the app that lets you see her hairy bush?

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Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

 All I want is iOS 13 Tim

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
thai soccer team rescue sim looks terrifying

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maduin
Mar 4, 2003
 i'm the guy pretending to play the game by holding and moving an iPad around on stage while the other guy talks and a video plays

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enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

 This is sorta blowing my mind. I mean I will never even touch this new Arcade tab in the App Store but

Konami making a Frogger game exclusively for a paid Apple service
Capcom making some Metroidvania-looking game exclusively for a paid Apple service
Annapurina mak

anyway these games honestly don't look bad at all, and I mostly think mobile games are a landfill.

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

 I still don't get why this has to be a subscription service.
Well, except for Tim Cook's boundless lust for service revenue.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Lmao iOS gaming is still stuck on flick and swipe bullshit infinite runners. loving amazing. Good thing we have controller support now!

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.

Sue posted:

Konami is certainly excited to show off Frogger's "incredible" physics.
They killed Castlevania and Metal Gear for that? :lol:

Don't give them ideas to bring those back... EXCLUSIVELY ON APPLE ARCADE.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Please release the built in medicine tracker on watch os, I'm too stupid to live.

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Well the underwater game and music game seem okay.

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Apple wins E3 baybeeeeee

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
 Does the YouTube stream keep dropping out/buffering or is it just my lovely wifi at work

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Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
Do kids these days even know what frogger is?

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