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Are they bullshit
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Yes they are goku 26 36.62%
No they are not GOKU 45 63.38%
Total: 71 votes
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

If only you could bread flavor the lettuce somehow. Why are they trying to make fake meat when such an important thing is unexplored, such as making lettuce taste like food.

They could call it Breadduce

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Or Bunettuce. It's french!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

My go to In-n-Out order is always a Double Double with cheese, animal style, extra everything, protein style. It's just a huge mess of veggies and more veggies. It's great.

yeah and you can still be all ITS KETO!!!!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

If only you could bread flavor the lettuce somehow. Why are they trying to make fake meat when such an important thing is unexplored, such as making lettuce taste like food.

Deep-fried lettuce as the hamburger buns. Holy poo poo, people, we did it; we found a “lettuce” wrap that doesn’t suck.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
I'd also like to invent the Scotch Leg. It's a Scotch Egg but a chicken leg instead of an egg

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

If only you could bread flavor the lettuce somehow. Why are they trying to make fake meat when such an important thing is unexplored, such as making lettuce taste like food.

I don't want bread flavor, I want bread texture. And also bread flavor.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



If it's wrapped in lettuce instead of on a bun it's not a burger. It's not even a sandwich. Not even in a world where a taco and a hotdog are both sandwiches.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Play posted:

they never use enough freaking lettuce. one fragile leaf is not gonna cut it guys

that being said, I never do that because I don't eat a lot of burgs to begin with and a burg bun isn't all that big

Hardee's uses two or three big leaves. I get the grilled chicken club low carb sometimes, p good.

But I agree with OP, wrap for a burg is bullshit, it's a burg it's not supposed to be healthy.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

yeah and you can still be all ITS KETO!!!!

It's not Keto if u still get the spread on it u FRIKKIN dork

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

RocktheCaulk posted:

It's not Keto if u still get the spread on it u FRIKKIN dork

ungh shutuP SHUT UP!!!!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


free yourselves from the bonds of the idealized norms society dictates. eat what you want. eat in unconventional ways. truly live your life.

live mas.

VonCrunchhausen
Mar 15, 2015

If carbs are an issue, don't ruin the burger by wrapping it in lettuce that will just get hot and soggy. Have it double down style, make the patties the buns.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

Tom Gorman posted:

free yourselves from the bonds of the idealized norms society dictates. eat what you want. eat in unconventional ways. truly live your life.

live mas.

I'm trying but my mom keeps cooking the same boring rear end poo poo

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Smythe posted:

listen

1 small corn torilla
1 hot dog
4 sprits of butter spray
1 min microwave. done. enjoy. 100%

Oh my

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

ungh shutuP SHUT UP!!!!

I'm gonna give you a KETO POWERED CARB FREE SWIRLIE ya dingusberry

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
i've got some buns you can eat, op

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

VonCrunchhausen posted:

If carbs are an issue, don't ruin the burger by wrapping it in lettuce that will just get hot and soggy. Have it double down style, make the patties the buns.

I think you're on to something and that would have great KETO macros. Even better if you wrapped a burger in a big fatty Ribeye.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
A burger where lettuce serves as the bun is not a sandwich, but a burger where two pieces of meat patties serve as the buns is a sandwich.

Why has no one made such a burger yet?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Mega64 posted:

A burger where lettuce serves as the bun is not a sandwich, but a burger where two pieces of meat patties serve as the buns is a sandwich.

Why has no one made such a burger yet?

its called the kfc double down you idiot

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a hamburger, except the buns are two cow tongues

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Mega64 posted:

A burger where lettuce serves as the bun is not a sandwich, but a burger where two pieces of meat patties serve as the buns is a sandwich.

Why has no one made such a burger yet?

If you tell Carls Jr they'd do it, might mike them happier since the hardees divorce.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

i had a double down once and it made me violently ill. would eat again.

pezzie
Apr 11, 2003

everytime someone says a seasonal anime is GOAT

Just watch the best anime ever
They're okay in a pinch. I ate them a lot last year when I was first transitioning to a low carb diet.

I'm trying to limit my intake of red meat now as well. Not going to ever cut it out completely as I love it too much, but if I bring it down to like twice a month I think I can live with myself. Cause of that, burgers gotta go, especially bunless ones.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

ASenileAnimal posted:

i had a double down once and it made me violently ill. would eat again.

You are weak and don't deserve to pass on your genes.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I could see usin pizza but not lettuce. :chef:

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
A burger encased in tuna belly sashimi for a south of the border kick

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

RocktheCaulk posted:

You are weak and don't deserve to pass on your genes.

why on earth would i want kids cutting into my budget for delicious trash

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



I'll make a turkey burger and eat it with a knife and fork on a pile of lettuce. I don't try to wrap the lettuce around the burger.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

ASenileAnimal posted:

why on earth would i want kids cutting into my budget for delicious trash

I don't know, you'd kind of have to get the opportunity to make one first before you'd know if you want one or not I'd think.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Sorry that was mean I am just mad at lettuce and making buttons.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

RocktheCaulk posted:

Sorry that was mean I am just mad at lettuce and making buttons.

lettuce brings out the worst in everyone

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I like the lettuce

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

a vegetarian alternative to a burger wrap is hugging a peaceful cow

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I like the lettuce

I think I see some down that well over there. Mind checking it out?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Lettuce eat. :D

Overnight Blaze
Mar 7, 2017

Smythe posted:

its called the kfc double down you idiot

The double down was actually pretty drat good with grilled chicken instead of fried

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Wizzanthos posted:

The double down was actually pretty drat good with grilled chicken instead of fried

I found it solid going in both ways, but not coming out.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

RocktheCaulk posted:

I think I see some down that well over there. Mind checking it out?

I eat the lettuce RocktheCaulk

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lettuce burgers suck, but larb is delicious and is fundamentally the same idea (ground meat in lettuce) but it actually tastes good.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lettuce burgers suck, but larb is delicious and is fundamentally the same idea (ground meat in lettuce) but it actually tastes good.



I like larb

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