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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*the calming sounds of my button machine being hand worked behind me, by me*

Surely 2020 is the year my 3rd party Trans Union Workers Anarcho-Syndicalist Party is elected. These buttons will let the people of the Farmers market know of their campaign!

*the calming sounds of my button machine being hand worked behind me, by me*

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm gonna need ten thousand buttons by next Thursday

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*vaguely metallic sounds*

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
I frisbeed your button into a lake and a duck ate it and died and now I feel bad :(

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm gonna need ten thousand buttons by next Thursday

What a big order sir, can you please provide me a graphic? I do require a goat.se upcharge of 5 cents a button.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

I frisbeed your button into a lake and a duck ate it and died and now I feel bad :(

That is impossible, the Button Syndicate specifically told me my buttons were Duck-Safe. You must have me confused with the Syndicalyst-Anarcho button making guild.

*button making sounds*

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


RocktheCaulk posted:

What a big order sir, can you please provide me a graphic? I do require a goat.se upcharge of 5 cents a button.

Just a single titty

Korthal
May 26, 2011

I remember seeing ads for button making machines in Boy's Life, explaining I could be making +$200 a day making and selling my own buttons.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

RocktheCaulk posted:

That is impossible, the Button Syndicate specifically told me my buttons were Duck-Safe. You must have me confused with the Syndicalyst-Anarcho button making guild.

*button making sounds*

you owe me a duck

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I require 2 buttons one that says OK and another that says cancel.

I also need a popup, do you make popups too?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

pixaal posted:

I require 2 buttons one that says OK and another that says cancel.

I also need a popup, do you make popups too?

No sir just button's but I'm on the way to a button making meet up (you're not invited) so I'll have to get back to yall. Mind watching the line here?

*Sound of button maker being packed up*

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Hi time to resume making buttons

*sound of button making parts being unpacked and placed on a desk*

*sound of a button maker, vaguely mechanical*

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Hmmm I wonder if I was really careful and lined the button imprints up if I could do 2 button fronts at once.

No.

Better not risk it.

Could gum up the button maker.

*metallic button making sounds resume*

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*sound of dozens of buttons falling off a desk*

Really should have put them in a box and not haphazardly stacked them on the one clean corner of my desk.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Not woke enough. Sorry.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

vandalism posted:

Not woke enough. Sorry.

Don't needa be woke to make buttons pal. This just pays the bills!

*bends to pick up fallen buttons and one unbuttoned button pokes finger*

YEEEEEOOOOWCCCCH!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*continued sounds of button making*

almost quittin time!!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


RocktheCaulk posted:

No sir just button's but I'm on the way to a button making meet up (you're not invited) so I'll have to get back to yall. Mind watching the line here?

*Sound of button maker being packed up*

These buttons are compatible with popups though right?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

pixaal posted:

These buttons are compatible with popups though right?

Sorry sir the button making is done for the day

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

RocktheCaulk posted:

Sorry sir the button making is done for the day

Aw come on man. :argh:

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Greetings. I am also a "button man."

It was very foolish of you to say the things you said on that dark web chatroom. Yes, we were watching the whole time. The package you stole did not belong to you. Now it's time for you to pay the price.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Hi, I need a rush order of fifty thousand buttons. There was a problem with the fall line and we're having to redo everything.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

JK Fresco posted:

Greetings. I am also a "button man."

It was very foolish of you to say the things you said on that dark web chatroom. Yes, we were watching the whole time. The package you stole did not belong to you. Now it's time for you to say goodbye.

Did you not hear me say we are closed for the day, gonna have to come back tomorrow

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I can’t wait til I’m done makin this Burton’s

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Buttons I’m so embarrassed

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Did you know there's no word in the english language that rhymes with "button" but don't just take my word for it

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

RocktheCaulk posted:

Did you not hear me say we are closed for the day, gonna have to come back tomorrow

Oh, I did see the sign. *locks door from inside*

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cISYzA36-ZY

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

JK Fresco posted:

Oh, I did see the sign. *locks door from inside*

Sir, this is an internet forum, why are you looking your own door and informing me?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
may i havea button please

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Smythe posted:

may i havea button please

You can leave a hand written request, but we are closed right now.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


please sir just one more

I'm so hungry

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

pixaal posted:

please sir just one more

I'm so hungry

If you don't stop eating the buttons I'm going to have to restrict you to only buying fifty buttons a day.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
If I close the other button thread, will this loving store open back up? People are rioting.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005
Do you deliver?

I'm a button shut-in.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

RocktheCaulk posted:

You can leave a hand written request, but we are closed right now.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I'm a glutton for buttons!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

If I close the other button thread, will this loving store open back up? People are rioting.

Honestly they are both really important to me rn

These are emotional support threads and I’m going to have to ask you to slow your roll

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


We stopped making buttons for the day

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

We stopped making buttons for the day

could i stop by tomorrow?

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