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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*the calming sounds of my button machine being hand worked behind me, by me, ceases*

Where did I put that button maker machine cleaning oil? Gotta keep this baby greased up any ready to go for tomorrows action pack filled day of button making!

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm glad we stopped making the buttons

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm glad we stopped making the buttons

Me too, but back on the grind tomorrow! I thought we were done but when I grazed the last sheet of button labels, it revealed hundreds more buttons to be made. Better get some aleve.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
another productive day - three buttons!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

There's a lot of buttons being made - many made by me - and I don't like it one bit.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm glad we stopped making the buttons

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


I can't do it anymore. I can't make anymore loving buttons. I'm burning that loving machine down.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I can't do it anymore. I can't make anymore loving buttons. I'm burning that loving machine down.

I went to the hospital and they found 50 buttons in my stomach. I'm sick and tired of buttons

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I can't do it anymore. I can't make anymore loving buttons. I'm burning that loving machine down.

You can't its stainless steel you buffoon, you idiot, you absolute maximal moron! Not even jet fuel can melt that machine, WE TRIED.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I’m uncomfortable not making buttons

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’ve got a button for you

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

I’ve got a button for you

When flexin goes wrong

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I went to the hospital and they found 50 buttons in my stomach. I'm sick and tired of buttons

It was hillarious when you and Burt did the I love Lucy skit with the conveyor belt but with buttons, but I told you our health plan doesn't cover eating over 100 buttons. I'm glad you stayed under that amount at least

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Burt Sexual posted:

I’ve got a button for you

I didn't approve any overtime, I better not see that button made on your time card.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I can't do it anymore. I can't make anymore loving buttons. I'm burning that loving machine down.

I thought these were hand made buttons?!

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
Let's unionize, button factory comrades!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The North Tower posted:

Let's unionize, button factory comrades!

I’m thinking nationalization

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
man gently caress buttons

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Just one more

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
button please

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
Overseer: I didn't loving buy you to quit working this early and jabber to your friends! Get back to work and make those god drat buttons!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The North Tower posted:

Overseer: I didn't loving buy you to quit working this early and jabber to your friends! Get back to work and make those god drat buttons!

We stopped making the buttons

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Push button receive mod abuse

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I’m really sorry I didn’t mean that

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you fellas ever heard tell of the seven-hole button?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Mozi posted:

you fellas ever heard tell of the seven-hole button?

How many seashells does this involve

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
some say three, but some say just one - a massive conch

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Can't wait to work overtime this weekend making more buttons so I can pay for my diabetes medicine.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
button please

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
What is buttons.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
butt on

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Guys buttons aren't being made right now, we are a union shop can't work after five without approval. Thankfully it's about to be button season so plenty of overtime for all!!

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
I read online that it is illegal to work on 9/11 because it's 9/11 memorial day therefore I am not going to until you prove me wrong.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
We can't speak of open rebellion! The buttons are eyes!

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

then this one

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

People need buttons. The world needs buttons. I am content because I have used my day to help people and the world. Some might even call me a hero.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
they might call you

ButtMan

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Moon Atari posted:

People need buttons. The world needs buttons. I am content because I have used my day to help people and the world. Some might even call me a hero.

Stop lying I fired you last week for sticking your dick in the button making machine. We still haven't properly sterilized that thing.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

glad we have finished working at the clothes buttons factory for the day, I've got to go across town to my second job at the mechanical and electronic buttons factory.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Hello.
My name is Joe.
And I work at the button factory.

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