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vanisher posted:"your heart is MASSIVE. You can actually see it beating in your chest. You're in the final stages of heart failure and need a transplant urgently." Singing "Bad Case of Loving You" James Brown style at full volume in the doctor's office leading up until, and all the way through my appointment. |
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I see the sexy lady. My eyes double in size. My tongue rolls out of my mouth and strikes the ground with a wet thud. My already gaping mouth unhinges as my head rolls back. Several rows of teeth appear. *fog horn noise* |
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Sep 13, 2019 06:57
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I pull down on the brim of my stylish hat in sexual anguish until it tears, bringing the brim down to my shoulders. I keep doing this again and again with a variety of brimmed hats until the brims come to the top of my head and I begin to suffocate. My tongue still lolls out from below my chin, lying limp and drying on my chest. The ambulance is late to respond, stuck in traffic because the sirens could not be heard over my howls, even as I struggle to breath. |
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Sep 13, 2019 07:15
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i saw a woman today, my ghost leapt from my body as i fell back into an open grave
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Sep 13, 2019 17:07
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*I see a sexi lady* AWOO - (I choke and make pathetic little eh eh eh coughs) awooga... |
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Sep 13, 2019 17:11
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Heather Papps posted:i saw a woman today, my ghost leapt from my body as i fell back into an open grave (lady being led away in handcuffs, eyes looking down, knowing what she did was wrong)
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Sep 13, 2019 17:28
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saw a pretty lady today, a cloud of hearts popped into existence and, like tiny balloons, lifted me up into the sky as I gazed dreamily upon this vision of loveliness, only to have the hearts pop when she cast a scornful look in my direction, sending me crashing down to the earth and causing me to remind myself to wear inflatable heart repellent, those things are such pests this time of year
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Sep 13, 2019 17:32
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Eyes closed floating through the air towards the scent of a pie cooling in a window
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Sep 13, 2019 17:54
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alnilam posted:Eyes closed floating through the air towards the scent of a pie cooling in a window Designing a transportation system based on this phenomenon
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Sep 13, 2019 17:56
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i mutter awooga as i watch my borderlands 3 install hit 69% my mom says what did you say i say nothing mom i'm gaming
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Sep 13, 2019 19:37
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nut posted:i mutter awooga as i watch my borderlands 3 install hit 69% my mom says what did you say i say nothing mom i'm gaming Ha ha word |
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Sep 13, 2019 19:38
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Read his post it's funny also relatable |
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Sep 13, 2019 19:38
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I see a nice looking lady and start furiously dancing in place as Yakety Sax plays. |
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Sep 14, 2019 02:38
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I see a nice looking lady and start furiously chasing her in a friendly way as Yakety Sax plays. ftfy
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Sep 14, 2019 02:54
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Pepe Le Pew was a predator |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Pepe Le Pew was a predator That skunk didn't have lasers or heat vision or whatever, so I disagree, and maintain that predators are cool. In that movie.
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