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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



College hockey thread is here!

NHL games are expensive as hell! Maybe your team sucks and you're bored by them!

Want to see hockey with less talent and higher chances of clownball games?

Want hockey that costs like $10 per ticket and will only have about a third of the arena full for most games?

Want kickin rad themed jerseys?

Do you live for logos with Minor League Snarl [tm]?

BEHOLD THE MINORS AND JUNIORS
Hi Mr. Hansen, that's a nice camera that guy has. No I'd rather not sit, thank you.


American Hockey League!
This is one step below the NHL. A good chunk of everyone's roster stands the chance of being seen in the big league. Go see a Hockles game! Here's an update on who farms for who!












Current Calder Cup champion: Charlotte Checkers




Need something cheaper? Miss games that have 3-4 fights? Do you live for movies like "Slapshot"? OH BUDDY DO I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU

The East CoastECHL!
Two steps below the AHL. Most players you see here are stuck permanently in the minors, but some do make it all the way up, oftentimes goaltenders. Penalty minutes galore! Hysterically blown plays! Terrible goaltending! Basically as close as you can get to video game hockey!

Affiliations!

If you have an Athletic subscription, last year's story about a reporter taking a road trip with the Brampton Beast is well worth a read

Current Kelly Cup Champion: Newfoundland Growlers

Go a walleye, bithc!

There's other leagues too but i'm dumb as hell!

Go hockey!







If anything is wrong, blame hockles

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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

I'm excited for the Kingston Frontenacs to begin ruining "exceptional" prospect Shane Wright.

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...


The Chiefs got shut out in their home opener!

Hockey is back!

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/ToledoWalleye/s...078325425315842


lmao holy poo poo

259 PIM one season a couple years ago. Lord knows if he stays on but lmao

Also 6'6" 245. That is a large lad.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

I'm the most excited I've been for a WBS season since Mike Sullivan got promoted. We have a real coach and are starting the season with an NHL goaltender.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



yeah WBS looks like they're absolutely loaded

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Hockles, when do the Monsters release their TV broadcast schedule? Their site doesn't list any FSO or STO games yet and the first ones tend to be in November.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/LVPhantoms/stat...816486672478208

good lord joel farabee

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

The Fronts are still bad, but Shane Wright has 7 points in 8 games, including the OT GWG in their only win.

Jedimastafez
Jun 5, 2005

The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?


Forums search is bad. I searched and could only find last years thread on the first two pages of search. Oh well.

Gulls are 0-3 to start the season and I am not enjoying watching them play thus far

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

Penticton Vees had their 11-0 record to start the season snapped by the Alberni Valley Bulldogs last night.

Bulldogs are a weird as hell team because they're 6-0 at home this season but also 1-8 on the road.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/MonroeBlade/sta...177484826324993


hell yeah sign some old dudes go fish bithc

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



20 AHL games will be on NHL Network this year

hope you like the marlies

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010



Dirty as gently caress.

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/pe...-235914547.html

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




holy poo poo

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

Two first pro goals and this beauty. This was right in front of me.
https://twitter.com/WBSPenguins/sta...1300106242?s=19

WBS came back from a 3-1 deficit to win Larmi his first North American game too. PS gently caress the trap.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013



Went to the Gulls home opener on Friday to watch them get beat down 5-1. At least it as cheap! I hope they get a win soon.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



The Aardvark posted:

At least it as cheap!

Minorleaguehockey.txt

Worst-case, it's cheap. Best-case, it's a good-rear end time!

(I miss you, Dayton Bombers. )

dadjokes
Feb 9, 2015


CBJSprague24 posted:

Minorleaguehockey.txt

Worst-case, it's cheap. Best-case, it's a good-rear end time!

(I miss you, Dayton Bombers. )

When I moved to Grand Rapids I was expecting the Griffins to be cheap as hell, and it was pretty shocked at how expensive the tickets are. I know some of it is wishful thinking on my part but tickets arenít much cheaper than tickets at the Joe where. Concessions are at about the same price as well.

Jedimastafez
Jun 5, 2005

The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?


The Aardvark posted:

Went to the Gulls home opener on Friday to watch them get beat down 5-1. At least it as cheap! I hope they get a win soon.

Maybe this weekend!

Or

Maybe next year

Either could be likely the way they have played so far this season

Sigh

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



All right, I just got done watching a movie with my family, let us go The Monsters bit--- what in the world happened in the first period?

E- Thurkauf

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Oct 26, 2019

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Nathan Gerbe just took down a guy who's a foot taller than he is.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

Nathan Gerbe just took down a guy who's a foot taller than he is.

that's like 98% of the AHL though

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons



This happened in warm-ups. A second one got broken in the third when Nosen got high sticked in the face and the ref swallowed his whistle.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/ToledoWalleye/s...206646125260800

n i c e

Jedimastafez
Jun 5, 2005

The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?


See! I knew the Gulls would eventually figure out how to win again

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



minor league goaltending is the best

https://twitter.com/ToledoWalleye/s...038242137137160

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/stat...295285776986112

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake



Oh hey, I didn't notice a thread got posted. Same offer as always, anyone that wants to go to a Monsters game, let me know.

Also, I have no idea when/how they decide what games go on TV. They have a channel that can show like all the games during the Indians offseason, but they never do. Instead, they opt to use the Fox Sports Ohio which competes with the Blue Jackets.

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...


It's Teddy Bear Toss Season! We've got ours on Saturday and I'll be there.
https://twitter.com/TheWHL/status/1...3485257728?s=20
I wonder why the NHL doesn't do these, they're great fun.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Jagged Jim posted:

the NHL doesn't do fun

The answer was within your question.


E: In seriousness, at the end of the day, these are stunts designed to help get tickets sold and asses in seats. The NHL doesn't (or at least shouldn't) have this problem.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/WHLGiants/statu...134798036963328


holy poo poo

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...


Looks like Swift Current just shitcanned their trainer for "Unprofessional Conduct."

E:
https://twitter.com/SCBroncos/statu...5431140352?s=20

Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Dec 3, 2019

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1201910241031606272

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...


Okay, this is just getting out of hand.
https://twitter.com/SeattleTbirds/s...6274960386?s=19

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

I just witnessed the worst officiated game ever. It included the played with the puck getting called for interference. And then three cross checks to the ice being ignored.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



MONSTERS TV GAME, BITCH

Hockles posted:

Oh hey, I didn't notice a thread got posted. Same offer as always, anyone that wants to go to a Monsters game, let me know.

Also, I have no idea when/how they decide what games go on TV. They have a channel that can show like all the games during the Indians offseason, but they never do. Instead, they opt to use the Fox Sports Ohio which competes with the Blue Jackets.

I think all the games this year are on SportsTime Ohio, actually. They need to quit scheduling the TV games opposite the Jackets though, as that even had me erroneously assuming their game against Ottawa was tonight.

e- Remaining TV broadcast schedule: https://www.clevelandmonsters.com/s...adcast-schedule

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Dec 15, 2019

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake



re: TV stuff. For example, last night would have been a great night to televise a Monsters game. Instead they aired a random Indians game from August or something.

Also, I'm not at the game tonight. I'm sorta bummed I'm missing out on bears, because I'd be working the clock tonight and would very likely get out on the ice and help clean-up.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



TEDDY BEARS

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/monstershockey/...026789530849280


BEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS


E: MORE BEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS

https://twitter.com/heatherbimages/...027954645610496

DJExile fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Dec 15, 2019

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